Feud IV: The Great Revision

[Red_Spy]

I argue that the fire was created to silence me, and thus the chief is trying to stop my voice from getting to the people.

 

[LordNwahs6]

Hmm... not many of these jobs interest me, so I'll wait for a better job opening.

I visit Mr Smith to discuss economic ideas and the possibility of a standard currency.

 

[NinjaCow64]

Hmm...I WILL spread the Vodka love to Paris, but firstly I get me and my Vodka buddies to put out the big fire that's burning down the city.

 

[christos200]

I declare jihad against the chief. The chief will remain in power only if he declares Islam official religion of russia and beleive that i am allah.

 

[Optical]

Organise people to use buckets and water to put out the fire

 

[mayor]

Musa Cälil hires a band of, loyal, javilineers and spends some time working with the Stone Crafters

Chiefly orders

-Tech
Mining -> Metal Casting -> The Wheel
-Build
Warrior -> Main Hall
-Military
Keep scouting, villages always have priority

 

[Steel Knight]

I wil join as

Ocel Rycerz
Ethnicityolish
Traits:Charismatic
Traits:Financial
History:Ocel Rycerz was a smart Polish native who saw no advantage in the Polish situation raced off to Russia to hopefully lead the country to greatness.

 

[mayor]

orders updated

 

[christos200]

Chief i ask you to accept that i am Allah and that islam is the only true religion in the world.

 

[christos200]

Changed Order:

Tell stories about islam and make miracles so everyone beleives that i am Allah. Then tell that Abdul al-Rahman is the only prophet and my chosen one.

 

[momo1000]

Denounce Stalin as a false god and get the rest of my converts to do the same. The real Allah cannot be seen!

 

[christos200]

Abdul al-Rahman denies Allah. I am Allah. You have fallen under the false demons.

 

[Red_Spy]

Comrades, don't listen to those two! Religion has nothing to do with the worker's paradise!

 

[christos200]

The workers will go to heaven only if they are loyal to Allah. In most things i agree with communism except atheism and that i think that money should exist.

 

[NinjaCow64]

Comrades, don't listen to those two! Religion has nothing to do with the worker's paradise!

I agree Comrade. Let's not fight each other over religion. Besides, who needs religion when you have VODKA!!!

 

[Tycho]

Set aside petty differences and join in an attempt to put out a fire before it consumes anything else in the village, especially Mr. Smith's shop, and then accept grateful Mr. Smith's thanks and offer for a possible job.

 

[Terrance888]

I organize my Belarussians into a cohesive force to put out the fire using a bucket brigade, during which I cure my concussion by getting splashed; this will soon improve our solidarity and ensure that the Belarussian culture will survive the test of time.

Chief! I ask you to allow us, your loyal Belarussians, to found the first colony of Moscow for the glory of the United Russias!

 

[LordNwahs6]

Ideological warfare will get us absolutely nowhere, what we need is a cooperative, civil society. Of course my words will fall on deaf ears, drowned by the stupidity of religious fundamentalism and irrational politics, but if there is anyone out there listening to reason, please, mark my words, if you are to choose irrational populism over rational thought, the Russian lands will fall to barbarians in no time.

 

[Terrance888]

The Principles of Navalism
As Retold by Terranski Kaizorvich​

Balance of Power
The Multiverse of all worlds is controlled by Sid, the Meier. He is all powerful.
The Universe of our worlds is controlled by the 737th Egg of Yoshi. He has power over all fates.
Our World is controlled by immortal men known as "Leaderheads". Minions of the 737th egg, they manipulate all civilized peoples.
All uncivilized peoples are Bearbearians, the first, malformed creatons of Sid.
Finally, our civilization is controlled by immortals known as "Civfanatics". Rebelling Angels against 737's power, they exiled the Leaderhead of Russia and now rule us all.
The Smith Corollary Controlling all wealth is the invisible hand of economics.
The Stalin Corollary Stalin is Allah is truth is freedom.
The Vodka Corollary Vodka unlocks new worlds.

The Power of the United Russia
Russia is powerful, but only if united.
Therefore, the Belarussians must aid the Muscovites, while the Ukrainians must be enslaved if they do not cooperate.
Therefore, we must remain conscious of the differences between Belarussians, Muscovites and Ukrainians.
The Destiny of the United Russias is the conquer the world, and establishing a base to fight against the 737th Egg.
The Destiny of the divided Russias is the be conquered by the Bearbearians and the Leaderheads.
Once Russia is destroyed, all Russians will suffer to hold up the giant Yoshi, spawner of the 737th Egg.

The Commandments of Navalism
Thy shall always realize your differences, yet accept and tolerate them.
Thy shall always unite with thy neighber against thy stranger. With thy stranger against thy bearbearian.
Thy shall always love Russia and the glorious history of Belarussia.
Thy shall never aid the agents of foreigners for wealth or for envy.
Thy shall never aid the rebellions against a United Russia.
Thy shall never worship or suffer Totalitarian religions, for they stem from the 737th Egg of Yoshi.
Thy will strive to achieve communal freedom.
Thy will strive to resist the 737th Egg of Yoshi.
Thy will strive to earn all that is possible, and give all that is needed.

 

[Tycho]

Ideological warfare will get us absolutely nowhere, what we need is a cooperative, civil society. Of course my words will fall on deaf ears, drowned by the stupidity of religious fundamentalism and irrational politics, but if there is anyone out there listening to reason, please, mark my words, if you are to choose irrational populism over rational thought, the Russian lands will fall to barbarians in no time.

Indeed. But if this is a political opera, ideological warfare and fundamentalism will only fuel divisions allowing the unified to rise .