Feud IV: The Great Revision

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*gets punched*

Ouch, what did I do?

You acted like an Idiot, Terranski.

Oh damn.

Well, everyone in this world has a 1 in 20 chance of doing something like that at any given time, so no reason to apologize.

Oh ok. Why am I fading out?

Because I rolled a 20 for "Slap Terranski to wake him up"

Oh, damn. (faints)

EDIT:

*Wakes up* Wuh?

You got the first post, stupid. *smack*

*faint*
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An NES is a Nintendo Entertainment System Never Ending Story, where you take control of a (probably fictional) country and roleplay it through a story.
 
Yoshi isn't updating, is he? :(
 
No updating until today it seems... which probably means two hours after I turn in for the night.
 
Today's Events

"Ah, new chief again? Shall I call you Chief Ninjacow or Major Chief Ninjacow? Oh, or even Chief Major Ninjacow! Ah, well, introductions aside, we need to get to the meat of the issues. First off, Nova Minsk has been built to the North-West and is currently being lead by the good Terranski Kaizorvich. Some other Russians have even moved over there, such as Daedalus Caragiv who joined the settler party. I've introduced the new location function under every immortal, so they always know where they are.

Oh, we don't have any pictures for you today, but we're on our way to democracy! We should discover it...very soon...

The pictures of Nova Minsk will be coming soon too. I don't know what's with those pictures, but rumor has it that the guy delivering them here was eaten by a wolf. Well, its only a rumor of course.

Anyway, you should wait for the pictures to come before you give chiefly orders. I don't take it in anyway until the night phase. I do procrastinate as well, you know (please don't fire me, oh merciful chief)

~ Dmitri Kaminski. Head adviser to the chief.

Today's Random Events
Upon preparing for the great settler party, a careless youth accidentally pushed a box full of heavy goods, dropping them. Luckily, good Pieter Strijdens was there to help out. Pieter gains 1 strength and 15 prestige for a job well done!

Settler party leader Terranski Kaizorvich, however, was less fortunate and was the unlucky person whom the heavy goods fell upon. Bandits must be around, as when the goods are lifted off of him, Terranski realizes that one of the helpers has pick-pocketed 50 gold off of him.

Luckily, no real injuries happened

Store Sales
Its the supposed flu season! Herb and Powder Cures has sold 170 Gold worth of stock
Many people hungry for wholesome food is coming around the newly opened Food Stall! Food Stall has sold 100 Gold worth of stock

I persuade the troll to let me past.
13: The troll is satisfied, and let's you pass. Upon more walking, you end up at a small hut in the middle of the woods. Finding it strange, you enter the woods.

Soon, you exit the hut and return to Paris. The citizens of Paris applaud your bravery for entering the forest and having the skill of coming out alive! You have gained 500 prestige!

Quest Complete!

Paris Quest has been locked. Niko's forest quest has not been locked, but can only be done by Niko

I put the weight of the Belarussians behind the settler party; Nova Minsk shall no longer be a dream!
11: Great Terranski, the dream of Nova Minsk has become a reality! You now lead the city! As lord of Nova Minsk (your new title), you may decide what Nova Minsk can build (build list given at later time)

Oh, you also gain 200 prestige. Hurray!

Emmanuele pays some NPCs to collect some of the salt for him to store food
2: You pay 50 gold to some people to go collect salt for you. Although, they never return. Of course, something bad may have happened to them. But then again, you may have just been duped.

I join the settler party.
8: You join the settler party, but was unable to create your own city. You are now in the new city of Nova Minsk, governed by the great lord Terranski

I remove the head of Stalin and give it as a gift to the troll.
14: Stalin has gone into hiding, and you are unable to find him. However, since your chief and have showed interest in keeping Stalin away, the entire town of Moscow has now turned against Stalin. You have gained 100 prestige for this great idea, as the citizens call it.

I grab Stalin and drop him from the highest point in Moscow.
7: You do indeed. Shame the highest point in Moscow is the top of Stalin's hut, which is about three metres off the ground (OCC: Olaf seems to have jinxed your roll :p)

Help in the building of a quarry.
12: As your the only person to give extra help along with Simon, the salt workers are very happy with your effort. As a result, they give you a piece of salt (Item: +1 on rolls involved with salt) and 50 gold.

Quest Complete!

Spread propaganda that to be properly engaged, the man must give his lover a diamond ring with a silver bracelet and at the same time find a puppy :)
13: A couple of people agree, and buy your diamond and silver craft's. You make 300 out of this. Additionally, your reward for completing the puppy quest was...well...50 prestige for making somebody happy :)

Quest Complete!

I pay 20 gold for gym lessons in the Talent store and thus increase my stamina by 3. I go to Mr. Smith to help him with the housing project.
7: You arrive, but you arrive while Mr. Smith is eating his lunch. And Mr. Smith is not particularly enthused about that. You have moved onto the second part of the quest, but receive no extra prestige :(

Become a gardiner (if I can have 2 jobs)

If I cannot have two jobs or if applying for a job is a free action: Advise people on how to make their homes fire safe
No, sorry, you cannot take two jobs.

13: Your advice is taken into consideration by the citizens of Moscow, who applaud your vast knowledge. You gain 120 prestige.

Allah rewards the righteous.Allah invents a morning ritual for all the russians, so that russians can properly orient their day by worshipping him
5

I become the Ritual leader of Russia (yay, a job that fits my persona :D)and instruct the Russians how the ritual goes.
5

Well, a tie. That doesn't happen very often. The citizens of Moscow has decided that each of you must write up a sort of chant that will be sang at morning rituals. Then, they shall vote on whichever one they like. Due to this increased stakes, the quest reward has doubled.

Hide in the mountains of russia.
14: You are now in hiding

I begin to train myself rigorously to face up to the challenge of visiting the dark forest.
9: Yeah! Let's pump some iron! Unfortunately, all you end up with is a muscle cramp.

I dig a road to the quarry, thereby increasing my strength and give the citizens salt, but also keep some for myself.
17: Very well, your great road digging gains you 3 strength and 2 stamina! Wow! You also gain 70 prestige and 50 gold! Although you don't manage to get any salt, as it seems that they have already given the extra salt to someone else...

I construct a large house using baked mud bricks.
4: Unfortunately, it seems like your tiny rock monument skills are far better than your mud brick skills. Your house collapses upon finishing. Perhaps Mr. Smith could lend you a hand.



Day 5

Current Tribe Leader: Major Ninjacow
Moscow Leader: Major Ninjacow
Nova Minsk Leader: Terranski Kaizorvich
Prestige Leader: Pietr Alexandrov (General Olaf) with 560 prestige

What is happening right now?
Nova Minsk is a highlight of the night! Citizens of Moscow eagerly await to see what new leader Terranski Kaizorvich can accomplish with his city.

Trade Caravan Party:
Abdul al-Rahman

New Things
  • A "Location" tab has appeared under the character stats. Now, you can see where you are wherever you are!

Quests

  • Hey, we still need the pictures of our empire for the chief! Retrieve the dropped data from a wolfs den in the forest! WARNING: Quest may cause temporary death, if you know what I mean.
  • Write the ritual that will be judged by your fellow citizens! (Only Musa Calil and Allah may accept this quest)
  • Mr. Smith says he has a big idea that involves one major thing in Russian society: Housing. Russian homes are drafty and rather ugly at the moment. Mr. Smith says this will be a big quest and this is merely just the beginning. To start, just visit Mr. Smith... (7 or more Stamina required for this quest)
  • Alright, part 2! Mr. Smith orders you to bring him 100 log planks! Just what might he be thing of? (Roll of 12 or higher to succeed.) (Only Pieter Strijdens may accept this quest for the moment)
  • Information on the number? You'll have to travel to a dark forest for the answer. Best to bring along a weapon, but it's rumored that it's not needed anymore (10 or more Strength required for quest. Minimal roll of 11 to beat quest.) (Only Niko may accept this quest)

Post Actions! Go!
 
I train the Russian Armed forces to be stronger, and more efficient.
 
Train my puppy (who I have named Bacon) to hunt down Stalin, and then give his position to General Red_Spy.

Also, buy from the Talent Store every talent twice (20*4=80, 80*2=160 gold)
 
Oww... that muscle cramp.

I guess I should just raise my strength the standard way.

I pay the 20 gold to increase my strength, and then venture into the forest...

EDIT: BTW, did you add the +1 to my roll?
 
Venture to Nova Minsk and build a house just outside the town
 
I gather 100 planks in the forest while dancing, and then bring them to Mr. Smith.

Do stats affect rolls? In that case, I spend 100 gold on the stats which improves my success of completing the quest.


I also lower the price of Green Tea and Boarclaw to 2, as they currently can't compete against the Talent store's prices.
 
Buy 2 Stamina and 2 Strength
Stop filli_noctus...
 
Hide from every russian in the mountains.
 
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