First screenshot from Civ VI!

[Jediron]

Just a song...

Spoiler :

The CiV 12 Bugs song:

For the first bug of CiV, my manager said to me

See if they can do it again.

For the second bug of CiV, my manager said to me

Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the third bug of CiV, my manager said to me

Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the fourth bug of CiV, my manager said to me

Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the fifth bug of CiV, my manager said to me

Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the sixth bug of CiV, my manager said to me

Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the seventh bug of CiV, my manager said to me

Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the eighth bug of CiV, my manager said to me

Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the ninth bug of CiV, my manager said to me

Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the tenth bug of CiV, my manager said to me

Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the eleventh bug of CiV, my manager said to me

Say it's not supported
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the twelfth bug of CiV, my manager said to me

Tell them it's a feature
Say it's not supported
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

 

[Tee Kay]

Nice Jediron, nice.

 

[Viniloss]

Perfect post! Civ 5 sucks totally!

 

[Ricci]

Perfect post! Civ 5 sucks totally!

Guys, don't you go offtopic, we are trying to learn more about the awesomeness of CIV VI here in this thread!! Go play V if you like it so much.. er... or.. if you don't as well!!
Hahaha...

 

[Thormodr]

Judging by this leaked conceptual diplo screenshot (below), the new leader of China is gonna be Wanli Emperor from the Ming dynasty. I think it's a decent choice. But haters will surely find this to be yet another reason to whine.

As with Civ5, leaders are speaking in their native tongues again, which is a good thing in my opinion.

/discuss

Spoiler :

Lol. Nice one.

 

[niall78]

Civ6: Build an empire from the ground up using our amazing new interface, helpfully streamlined

 

[Thormodr]

Civ6: Build an empire from the ground up using our amazing new interface, helpfully streamlined

Extremely replayability!

 

[Wardancing]

Civ6: Build an empire from the ground up using our amazing new interface, helpfully streamlined

Customer: Im having problems connectiong to multiplayer

Tech Support: Ok, im going to ask you to unplug your computer and shake it.

 

[niall78]

Customer: Im having problems connectiong to multiplayer

Tech Support: Ok, im going to ask you to unplug your computer and shake it.

Tech Support: I'm sorry, You've got the unshakeable screen bug and will have to wait for the first $10 DLC to be released'

 

[Jediron]

A few patches down the line, Fireaxis streamlined the bugs, exploits and unbalancing issue's.
They are very happy to report the devoted community all issue's are ironed out, and as a bonus for their patients they have add a cool, new feature which the fans will appriciate. I am proud to give you a peek preview! Coming soon!

Spoiler :

 

[da_Vinci]

Priceless stuff. LTT (Laughing to tears). Now I know why the dumbed down poll thread has been quiet ...

Wardancing got his hands on an image from the Super Mega Collectors XTREME limited edition:

Spoiler :

Now that's immersive!

(Unfortunately so is drowining ... )

This is old news.

I signed up for being a beta tester for civ 6 a long time ago.

WHAT! Did I sleep through the release of Civ 6?

(I am beta testing 5 now ... )

For the twelfth bug of CiV, my manager said to me

Tell them it's a feature

Stop, you are killin' me!

Civ6: Build an empire from the ground up using our amazing new interface, helpfully streamlined

This one, and what it spawned, put me in the hospital from laughter!

Maybe Civ IV was as buggy as Civ V on release, but did Civ IV spawn the Civ V parody thread?

dV

 

[Jediron]

To solve the issue with the "next turn" syndrom, a illnes many players complained about; Fireaxis have made a brilliant feature to cure this issue...

Spoiler :

 

[Ayt]

For some reason your spoilers aren't working, Jediron.

 

[generalwar]

Great thread, I can't wait for civ VI, it's going to be much harder to win than V, ha?

 

[snoochems]

Great thread, I can't wait for civ VI, it's going to be much harder to win than V, ha?

For another $9.99 you can buy a "YOU WIN" button.

 

[Jediron]

For some reason your spoilers aren't working, Jediron.

Weird, they seem to work well here

 

[Wardancing]

Some breaking information, theres been discussion of Wii controller converters for pc! We havent seen any new footage of the helmet yet, but we do have some shots of play testing being done with the controllers.

Spoiler :

1: Here we see some flanking in action (Watch out Suzan, Henrys sneaky sneaky!)
2: Ranged combat to the next level, you Are the archer!
3: Works well with Lan games, Dad's marching his armies into battle, Mom's making deals with CS, child one is plowing the fields, and child 2 is a great entertainer.
4: Here we see playtesting of a warrior unit in early game. We all know the one unit on the screen represents a small army, but now you can give that 1 unit a formation with the help of your friends!
5: Great generals are still stackable.
6: If a battle with your opponent is too evenly balanced, you can initiate hand-war, a special hands on battle to decide the victor.
7: Here we see the player giving gold to a CS.

 

[tupisac]

Some breaking information, theres been discussion of Wii controller converters for pc! We havent seen any new footage of the helmet yet, but we do have some shots of play testing being done with the controllers.

Spoiler :

1: Here we see some flanking in action (Watch out Suzan, Henrys sneaky sneaky!)
2: Ranged combat to the next level, you Are the archer!
3: Works well with Lan games, Dad's marching his armies into battle, Mom's making deals with CS, child one is plowing the fields, and child 2 is a great entertainer.
4: Here we see playtesting of a warrior unit in early game. We all know the one unit on the screen represents a small army, but now you can give that 1 unit a formation with the help of your friends!
5: Great generals are still stackable.
6: If a battle with your opponent is too evenly balanced, you can initiate hand-war, a special hands on battle to decide the victor.
7: Here we see the player giving gold to a CS.

Stackable general... "And now attack the dishes, soldier!"

 

[Bad Brett]

Some breaking information, theres been discussion of Wii controller converters for pc! We havent seen any new footage of the helmet yet, but we do have some shots of play testing being done with the controllers.

Spoiler :

1: Here we see some flanking in action (Watch out Suzan, Henrys sneaky sneaky!)
2: Ranged combat to the next level, you Are the archer!
3: Works well with Lan games, Dad's marching his armies into battle, Mom's making deals with CS, child one is plowing the fields, and child 2 is a great entertainer.
4: Here we see playtesting of a warrior unit in early game. We all know the one unit on the screen represents a small army, but now you can give that 1 unit a formation with the help of your friends!
5: Great generals are still stackable.
6: If a battle with your opponent is too evenly balanced, you can initiate hand-war, a special hands on battle to decide the victor.
7: Here we see the player giving gold to a CS.

Diplomacy victory looks really cool!

 

[el_hidalgo]

A playable demo has already been released! As you can see, it features limited stacking, streamlined combat, simplified production queues and super aggressive AI. The cartoony graphics are a negative imo, but this is just a demo, so hopefully they will fix that. And if not we can always count on modders.