Fortunately Unfortunately

[Seon]

TWO POST RULESSSS!!!!!! Or else s will find you!!!!

Anyways, ignoring that.

Unfortunately, those zombies were shotgun proof vampires that appeared for some unknown reason.

 

[iamwlrs4]

TWO POST RULESSSS!!!!!! Or else s will find you!!!!

You didn't say anything to kill fire about it, but whatever.

Fortunately, they were allergic to oxygen, so they all died.

 

[Bratmon]

Unfortunately, they bribed Chuck Norris before they parted.

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately, Chuck Norris does not accept bribes. He just takes your money anyway.

 

[iamwlrs4]

Unfortunately, the zombies have no money for Chuck Norris to take.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Fortunately, everyone realizes this whole Chuck Norris meme is unfunny and uninspired.

 

[Stylesrj]

Unfortunately, we still use them.

 

[iamwlrs4]

Fortunately, no one listens.

 

[artbell]

Unfortunately, some people still read the internets.

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately, we lost what the topic was about and just went dancing.

 

[iamwlrs4]

Unfortunately, we all suck at dancing.

 

[Seon]

Fortunately, you all die before I can see those terrifying dancing (how is that good? If it's good for me, its good for everyone)

 

[artbell]

Unfortunately, the Afterlife does exist and it is an eternal disco party.

 

[iamwlrs4]

Fortunately, dancing is optional.

 

[Seon]

Unfortunatley, it's optional in the sense that they shoot you to double death if you don't

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately, dying in the afterlife means you come back without any memory of dying, or the pain.

 

[kill fire]

Unfortunatley, that only works for one soul every 1000000000000000 years, and with souls that it doesn't work for, you just plain die. No afterlife or anything.

 

[CivRulesAll]

Fortunately, when there is no afterlife, you don't have to live up to any expectations.

 

[Stylesrj]

Unfortunately, the people are cynical and apathetic of life now and they are so miserable, they blow up the world.

 

[Seon]

Fortunately, the world they blew up was pluto.