Funniest thing a little brother/sister has done...
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My eldest brother was about two-and-a-half when he was with me and my parents in a crowded shopping centre. A jack-in-the-box went off and scared him. He was shocked for a second, then calmed down, turned to his father and said, very loudly:
"That scared the ****ing s*** out of me."
First time he'd sworn in his life. I laughed so hard and long that I cried.
"That scared the ****ing s*** out of me."
First time he'd sworn in his life. I laughed so hard and long that I cried.
How old were you that you remember this, if your older brother was 2 and a half?
Frank Drebin
Police Squad!
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he's his eldest brother. apparently all of his brothers are younger than him.
Mise
isle of lucy
Noncon used to take photos of his younger brother naked in seductive poses. I found that pretty funny.
Odd way of wording it, but okay, whatever.
This. I have three brothers, but I'm older than all of them. I also have a sister that's older than the rest of us.
Bobbtjoe
Emperor
My little brother once erased my file in Super Mario 64 
But, years prior, I did the same thing to my elder brother
But, years prior, I did the same thing to my elder brother
Heretic_Cata
We're gonna live forever
Yea but it's less funny nowadays when he's doing it non-relatives.
Haseri
Emperor
When we were in France a few years ago my then 2/3-year-old sister started copying what the tour guide was doing and threw her off her train of thought.
Luckymoose
The World is Mine
My younger sister stomped on baby ducks cause they were chasing her. She was 4. She killed them all.
Forty-Two
Warlord
My little brother once drank a bottle of corn syrup.
My sister and I were playing follow the leader out in the yard - I was around 10 or 11 and she was around 5 or 6. We had some small maple trees in a row and so I climbed one and reached across to the next one and crossed over. My sister tried to follow me, but being that her arms and legs weren't as long, she got stuck between the trees. She somehow decided that if she bit the tree branch, she could make it the rest of the way. Unfortunately, baby teeth aren't really up for that, and instead she left a tooth in the tree and fell to the ground (which was only 3 feet down or so).
Sadly, I had her convinced that everything would be okay (she was bleeding a fair bit), but when I got her to our mom, mom freaked out because she thought my sister had bit off her tongue or something and that made my sister freak out...
Still, makes for a good story now...
Sadly, I had her convinced that everything would be okay (she was bleeding a fair bit), but when I got her to our mom, mom freaked out because she thought my sister had bit off her tongue or something and that made my sister freak out...
Still, makes for a good story now...
Mango Elephant
Deity
Not the funniest thing but ...
I was talking to my father (in front of my 5 year old brother) and was talking about Katy Perry.
Later, I witnessed my little, 5 year old brother asking my step-mom if she had ever 'gotten drunk on a beach'.
I sidestepped out of the room.
I was talking to my father (in front of my 5 year old brother) and was talking about Katy Perry.
Later, I witnessed my little, 5 year old brother asking my step-mom if she had ever 'gotten drunk on a beach'.
I sidestepped out of the room.
Not my little sister, but my fiancee told me just a few days ago about something her little sister did when they were both younger.
My father-in-law had a huge collection of VHS films. His younger daughter, meanwhile, had developed a fascination with bubbles in the bathtub. Specifically, how things seemed to disappear beneath them when placed in the bathwater. She also quite enjoyed many of her father's videos. So she cunningly decided to mix her two favourite pastimes by placing videos in the bathwater.
That in itself is mildly amusing. What makes it hilarious is that my mother-in-law, despite being in the lounge room and seeing her daughter grabbing VHS after VHS, didn't notice anything was wrong until my sister-in-law had destroyed upwards of 30 videocassettes, informing her mother that "videos all gone. Gone wiv bubbles."
My father-in-law had a huge collection of VHS films. His younger daughter, meanwhile, had developed a fascination with bubbles in the bathtub. Specifically, how things seemed to disappear beneath them when placed in the bathwater. She also quite enjoyed many of her father's videos. So she cunningly decided to mix her two favourite pastimes by placing videos in the bathwater.
That in itself is mildly amusing. What makes it hilarious is that my mother-in-law, despite being in the lounge room and seeing her daughter grabbing VHS after VHS, didn't notice anything was wrong until my sister-in-law had destroyed upwards of 30 videocassettes, informing her mother that "videos all gone. Gone wiv bubbles."
TheDS
Regular Riot
My older sister once made some kool-aid. She was going to hog it all for herself, too. She poured a glass, ignoring my protestations, and took a great big gulp before spitting it all back out.
Seems she made the batch with salt instead of sugar. Strangely, she didn't drink any more.
I laughed my butt off. Justice was served!
Seems she made the batch with salt instead of sugar. Strangely, she didn't drink any more.
I laughed my butt off. Justice was served!
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