CoolioVonHoolio
Quit WoW, back to Civ.
i dont know if this has been said before but this is right after i asked lincoln for a loan of gold.
Funniest Thing the Computer has Said?
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D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
Once I was in the Rise of Rome scenario, I was going to send my 2nd war declaration to the Goths, and the foreign advisor says, "Arminius has betrayed our friends the Celts.
I was at war with the Celts for almost the entire game till they died. We killed them.
I was at war with the Celts for almost the entire game till they died. We killed them.
Genocidicbunny
Bug squasher
Well, thats quite a bump....almost a year exactly...
Well, Tiptronic is new. These boards go slower than some others, so he might not have known not to reply to old threads. My first week on the board someone chewed me out for bumping a thread that was, IIRC, only three months old--hardly a dinosaur--so I think CivFan might be a little stricter about this than many other boards.stickciv said:
Welcome to CivFans, Tiptonic!
LLXerxes
Space Travel is Boring
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Well, you're allowed to bump threads if you're adding quality to the thread, which I will do right now-BuckyRea said:
I once had Arminius give me a nice lecture on making deals.
'Make sure you eat well before your meal, so when you arrive you have time to talk instead of eating.'
Something like that. I don't have a screenshot.
D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
He said that to me too.
Very sorry for bumping an old thread but:
One time I opened diplomacy with Mao and I clicked "Will you accept this proposal?" when the advisor was "Insulted by this deal" and Mao goes,
"I would eat dung before accepting such a contemptible offer"
"Never! I wouldn't give you a cup of water if you were drowning in the desert!!!!"
lol!! I almost tipped my chair over at that second comment!
One time I opened diplomacy with Mao and I clicked "Will you accept this proposal?" when the advisor was "Insulted by this deal" and Mao goes,
"I would eat dung before accepting such a contemptible offer"
"Never! I wouldn't give you a cup of water if you were drowning in the desert!!!!"
lol!! I almost tipped my chair over at that second comment!
D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
Yes.
Introducing Tickle Me Mao!!! The new thing hitting stores near you 7.29.06! He says, "I wouldn't give you a cup of water if you were drowning in the desert!" and "I would rather eat dung than listen to your proposal!"
Buy this stupid idiot for 9.95!
Introducing Tickle Me Mao!!! The new thing hitting stores near you 7.29.06! He says, "I wouldn't give you a cup of water if you were drowning in the desert!" and "I would rather eat dung than listen to your proposal!"
Buy this stupid idiot for 9.95!
but wait! if you call within 30 minutes, we'll give you Whack-a-Shaka set absolutely free!
anyways back on topic: it's probly been said already, but Cleo said "your men near *city name* is stealing chicken and annoying our women, remove them please"
anyways back on topic: it's probly been said already, but Cleo said "your men near *city name* is stealing chicken and annoying our women, remove them please"
Why would you steal a chicken? I mean seriously. They should take the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Speaking in which, I was playing one time, and Ceaser tried to get me to pay him 50 gold with the threat of "If you do not accept, we will be forced to destroy you with the Holy Hand Grenade." seriously.
Speaking in which, I was playing one time, and Ceaser tried to get me to pay him 50 gold with the threat of "If you do not accept, we will be forced to destroy you with the Holy Hand Grenade." seriously.
Swiss_Mercenari
Comedic Jihadist
Yeah the no response thing......hehe I bumped a thread......sorry
Swiss_Mercenari
Comedic Jihadist
Or I didn't.........................
FascistRepublic
Warlord
Tiptronic said:
I see this quote quite often.
D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
A new accessory for Tickle Me Mao! Dung-on-a-string! Put it in his mouth and he'll say, "I am eating dung. I will not accept!"
