Funniest Thing the Computer has Said?

[Zydiax]

Alexander said this when our MPP had ended.

 

[Varlin Saliptor]

From little ole peace lovin' Ghandi "I'll give you a right of passage, to HELL!"

 

[Tk_dustin]

After giving some gold to America they so nicley said "Are you trying to bribe me Mayo? If so keep it up!" but my fav one of all,"Think well, $PLAYER0: if you give us tribute, our friendship will continue. If not, we will have to seriously re-evaluate our relationship." How nice of you ,Egypt, *wink wink* realitionship!

 

[Genocidicbunny]

I dont know if this was already posted but I had Mao once tell me " Agree to our demands Lincoln, or you will be sushi". This is also funny considering that sushi is Jap.

 

[kungfool]

For some reason the "Hello my foe, what brings you here?" comment to be funny as all hell.

 

[Darwin420]

I was playing the english, and engaged in conversation with a very furious mongol lord, and he said something to the effect of: "I'd love to sit down for tea, but I have an urgent appointment to burn some cities to the ground"

Wish I had been smart enough to grab a screen shot.

 

[Mathilda]

I'm sure you've all heard the line before, but have you heard it from this guy?
A very disturbing image.
Curtesy of SGOTM05 - Team Peanut
http://forums.civfanatics.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=75371

 

[henry k c]

Did you mod that?

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Yah, isn't that what Elizabeth or Cleopatra says?

 

[madviking]

This from my OCC 20K Sumeria game

 

[Mathilda]

Did you mod that?

No, i didn't.
First of all, I wouldn't even know how to.
Secondly it came up in SGOTM, so I wouldn't have dared.

Yah, isn't that what Elizabeth or Cleopatra says?

It's Elisabeth.
Somehow suits her better than Temujin.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

What does SGOTM mean anyway?

 

[Varlin Saliptor]

Succesion Game of The Month

 

[Own]

As said before, "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" when wanting to trade maps.

 

[Desertsnow]

As said before, "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" when wanting to trade maps.

I get that one all the time, it's always amusing.

After kicking Tokugawa's troops out:
"We were just stopping in to borrow some rice" or something like that.

 

[madviking]

The first time I saw the 'We were uhh... conducting military mission! <yeah that's the ticket!> I cracked up.

Also cracked up when I saw what Monty says when you move into her territory the first time.

 

[retarded_archer]

From the English person

"Is there anything else I can do to you- Er, I mean for you?"

 

[Lord_Iggy]

I come in peace, my hated foe." -Ragnar Lodbrok

 

[Empiremaker]

I was playing an OCC and Egypt said: Give us liturature or else we will crush you beneath the feet of our mighty spearmen. Spearmen?!? I have a 12 pop city on a hill defended by my own spears-Defense 4.

 

[madviking]

"The Aztec TOW infantry have a taste for your blood"