Funniest Thing the Computer has Said?

[D'Artagnan59]

In my Hittites game, I demanded 65 gold from Shaka and he said, "Go pick on someone smaller."

The problem is, all the other smaller civilizations are dead.

 

[Doom666]

"Go boil your head, Osman."

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Tickle Me Elmo is becoming stupider and stupider. Even stupider than Tickle Me Mao.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui5v3APjmp8&mode=related&search=
Proofage.

 

[axehaxe]

Originally Posted by D'Artagnan59

A new accessory for Tickle Me Mao! Dung-on-a-string! Put it in his mouth and he'll say, "I am eating dung. I will not accept!"

ROFLMAO!!!

Also included, a number ticker representing his IQ each time you do it: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96....1, 0

 

[Sanotra]

Thread Necro!

 

[JFJ]

Well, now that this thread has been necroed, might as well keep up the necro-age and get (slightly) back on topic:

Playing in a mod I made years ago and recently updated for Conquests to play again, I was engaging in a pretty one sided war against ol' "Honest" Abe when up pops the diplomacy screen. Abe is offering me peace in exchange for mountains of gold and a few techs. But the kicker was his quotation: "I know it's crooked, but it's the only game in town." Real honest my ass! I proceeded to burn down that most unhealthy town and move onto a more ethical town