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Funniest Thing the Computer has Said?

Discussion in 'Civ3 - Stories & Tales' started by KnightOwl, Oct 31, 2001.

  1. D'Artagnan59

    D'Artagnan59 The Gascon

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    In my Hittites game, I demanded 65 gold from Shaka and he said, "Go pick on someone smaller."

    The problem is, all the other smaller civilizations are dead.
     
  2. Doom666

    Doom666 Warlord

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  3. D'Artagnan59

    D'Artagnan59 The Gascon

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  4. axehaxe

    axehaxe Prince

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    :lol: ROFLMAO!!!

    Also included, a number ticker representing his IQ each time you do it: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96....1, 0
     
  5. Sanotra

    Sanotra Wannabe Modder

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    Thread Necro!
     
  6. JFJ

    JFJ Starving Artist

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    Well, now that this thread has been necroed, might as well keep up the necro-age and get (slightly) back on topic:

    Playing in a mod I made years ago and recently updated for Conquests to play again, I was engaging in a pretty one sided war against ol' "Honest" Abe when up pops the diplomacy screen. Abe is offering me peace in exchange for mountains of gold and a few techs. But the kicker was his quotation: "I know it's crooked, but it's the only game in town." Real honest my ass! I proceeded to burn down that most unhealthy town and move onto a more ethical town :)
     

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