Funny quotes

[Oishi]

Nine years in the making. I'm speechless.

 

[Lord Baal]

"We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English." - Winston Churchill.

 

[Kullervo]

Unknown Youtube user:
"Glenn Gould to piano is what Bobby Fischer is to chess."

"Bernouilli is a diletante, a nothing, a malfunctioning weasel!"

The second one cracked me up for no apparent reason. And yes, that is the exact wording.

 

[GamezRule]

''The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.''

—Pat Robertson

 

[W|M]

'When god gives you lemons, you find a new god!'

'Drink Powerthirst, and you'll win at everything forever! You'll win at running, football, arson, weddings and art!'

 

[Rashiminos]

Some things are funny in hindsight:

"People don't care about (education?) anymore. Why do you think Bush is office?"

Marlon Wayans's character in Mo' Money (Seymour Stewart, 1992)

 

[kristopherb]

'When god gives you lemons, you find a new god!'

'Drink Powerthirst, and you'll win at everything forever! You'll win at running, football, arson, weddings and art!'

I love that video. best thing on the internet