Funny Screenshots: Part Deux

[cardgame]

EXP FARM, anybody?

I put a warrior on the northern hill about turn 20 and he's been building military ever since, never attacks me, hasn't built a settler or even worker ever...

After a while I will be so military-tech ahead I will steamroll him and get some huge EXP from all his obsolete archers he's going to keep churning out.

 

[Matthew5117]

Nice! Even when he researchers Iron Working or a tech that allows a resource, he won't be able to get it even if it is in his borders because his workers are cowards (unless of course the city's right on the resource)!

I wonder though, he might not be attacking because he doesn't want to sacrifice a unit to kill your archer. After all, you archer is on a forest and hill.

The AI SOOOO needs work.

 

[bestbrian]

What's he saving the Work Boats for?

Stupid AI.

 

[jsweeney]

why doesn't he have barracks?

 

[Matthew5117]

Do, not! I repeat, DO NOT question the AI!

Their stupidity, their lack of intelligence and their coded behaviour is unexplainable, foreign and alien-like.

Any criticisms of the AI is proof that humanity is too smart, and thus the AI is vulnerable. Criticize them and you'll scare them!

My advice, make them feel confident.

AI, oh AI, your so great! I worship you everyday! I wish I could be more like you! Oh AI!

 

[jsweeney]

do, not! I repeat, do not question the ai!

Their stupidity, their lack of intelligence and their coded behaviour is unexplainable, foreign and alien-like.

Any criticisms of the ai is proof that humanity is too smart, and thus the ai is vulnerable. Criticize them and you'll scare them!

My advice, make them feel confident.

Ai, oh ai, your so great! I worship you everyday! I wish i could be more like you! Oh ai!

and people say that in twenty years they will own???? What???

 

[Matthew5117]

and people say that in twenty years they will own???? What???

People in the 1900s said that people in the 21st century would have robots that would clean the house extensively (not just vacuuming the carpet!).

Where are we today?

 

[DroopyTofu]

Do, not! I repeat, DO NOT question the AI!

Their stupidity, their lack of intelligence and their coded behaviour is unexplainable, foreign and alien-like.

Any criticisms of the AI is proof that humanity is too smart, and thus the AI is vulnerable. Criticize them and you'll scare them!

My advice, make them feel confident.

AI, oh AI, your so great! I worship you everyday! I wish I could be more like you! Oh AI!

Can I nomintate that as one of the funniest qoutes I've seen on CFC. Very funny.

People in the 1900s said that people in the 21st century would have robots that would clean the house extensively (not just vacuuming the carpet!).

Where are we today?

To defend the people in the 1900's, we do still have 91 years to get around to that...

 

[Matthew5117]

Can I nomintate that as one of the funniest qoutes I've seen on CFC. Very funny.

Yeah, sure go straight up ahead!

Will you let me know how you will do that?

Edit: On second thought, you just did. I was talking about a Hall of Fame or something.

To defend the people in the 1900's, we do still have 91 years to get around to that...

Dat true...

Go humans, go! Stop the stupid wars! Work together! Unite! Make the people of the 1900's dreams' true!

Edit: Okay, well WAAAY too much spam! Maybe mostly because of me! But if someone told me how to take pictures in Boot Camp on a Mac, I'd post tons of funny pics!

Well, I should stop asking that, people will just say the same thing over and over and I will have to explain for an hour.

 

[6K Man]

People in the 1900s said that people in the 21st century would have robots that would clean the house extensively (not just vacuuming the carpet!).

Where are we today?

In the mid 80s, people were despairing that there would ever be a practical use for the home PC, besides being a glorified typewriter and playing games. And then the internet happened.

Point being, that while many advances that were predicted decades ago have never come to pass, some more interesting advances that never even crossed people's minds 30 years ago have materialized in their stead.

 

[DroopyTofu]

Yeah, sure go straight up ahead!

Will you let me know how you will do that?

Edit: On second thought, you just did. I was talking about a Hall of Fame or something.


Good point, there's no where to nominate it. But still very funny!

Now to cut down on spam.

These three go together.

EDIT: I got them in the wrong order. Veiw them as 1, 3, 2!!!

 

[choxorn]

Hmm, I see the same image, zoomed out twice- but I don't get what's Funny.

 

[DroopyTofu]

Focus on that dark spot in the middle of the first one. Watch it when you open the First, then thirdthen second

(sorry, the bold ans underline isn't for you, choxorn, they're jus for emphasis.)

 

[Tiepolo]

What the hell is that tofu?

 

[DroopyTofu]

It's a worker having his lunch. Perfectly normal... right... come on, who's with me? perfectly normal!!!


EDIT: Go to this thread, everyone!!!

 

[ruff_hi]

its the world famous lemmings worker. I have a shot of one of those too.

 

[CHEESE!]

Hmmm... A local legend takes away Commerce?

 

[r_rolo1]

I have one lemming worker in one of my SGs digging in water... will try to find him

 

[bestbrian]

People in the 1900s said that people in the 21st century would have robots that would clean the house extensively (not just vacuuming the carpet!).

Where are we today?

Today? One day closer to The Coming Zombie Apocalypse...

 

[Badhron]

So if you are both building it... why can she continue and not you?

I think that she wasn't able to continue either, and that would be why it was an option for what to build