Funny Screenshots: Part Deux

[ruff_hi]

"There is no adverse situation in life that cannot be resolved by deceit, treachery, bribery, good sex, nuclear weapons, ice cream, OR automatic weapons fire"

What about a bullet proof, robotic eunuch with an unbending moral code and a radiation reflecting cloak?

 

[bestbrian]

best line ever
where is that from?

Like most great things, it comes from Lemon.

 

[SamSniped]

What about a bullet proof, robotic eunuch with an unbending moral code and a radiation reflecting cloak?

Just push it into a vat of ice cream and add heat

 

[GGracchus]

What about a bullet proof, robotic eunuch with an unbending moral code and a radiation reflecting cloak?

The force of the nukes would probably destroy it.

 

[choxorn]

What about a bullet proof, robotic eunuch with an unbending moral code and a radiation reflecting cloak?

That doesn't give it immunity to ice cream, or to the EMP created by the nuke.

 

[SamSniped]

That doesn't give it immunity to ice cream, or to the EMP created by the nuke.

The wiring is probably protected from an electromagnetic pulse

 

[W|M]

Still no immunity to ice-cream!

EDIT: Or if you use such good sex with it that when you disappear, the robot destroys itself.

 

[ruff_hi]

Still no immunity to ice-cream!

robots don't eat

EDIT: Or if you use such good sex with it that when you disappear, the robot destroys itself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch

 

[W|M]

Or you could use automatic weapons fire to make the robot be pushed back enough to fall off a really high cliff.

 

[TheMarshmallowBear]

I smell a moderator makikng us go back to the topic, where did all the ice-cream come from anyway o.O?

 

[SamSniped]

Or you could use automatic weapons fire to make the robot be pushed back enough to fall off a really high cliff.

OR we could use automatic weapons fire to push it ino a vat of ice cream and melt the ice cream so that the liquid gets into its circuts and BOOM!

See how much off-topic we can get when someone mentions a quote?

 

[W|M]

If you think one page of spam is spam enough, you should see Stories & Tales.

 

[SamSniped]

I have

 

[ruff_hi]

the best way to disable a robot is to simply pull out the little cassette thingo on its side!

 

[W|M]

54 turn GA FTW!

 

[GGracchus]

^Back on track!

Snail, Mausoleum, what else?

 

[W|M]

I didn't get the Mausoleum, I got two Golden Ages.

 

[SamSniped]

the best way to disable a robot is to simply pull out the little cassette thingo on its side!

Or if it is Bender from Futuama, just give it beer!

 

[God-Emperor]

the best way to disable a robot is to simply pull out the little cassette thingo on its side!

I prefer the Kirk method: confuse it to death with illogic. I think that falls into the deceit category, and probably treachery too.

 

[GGracchus]

I prefer the Kirk method: confuse it to death with illogic. I think that falls into the deceit category, and probably treachery too.

^
Not treachery really, just deceit.

I didn't get the Mausoleum, I got two Golden Ages.

That would work too.