Game created from insanity

[Darth Caesar]

he swallowed a Gas Truck.

I like explosions...

 

[GhostWriter16]

but I don't.

But I still do...

 

[GamezRule]

fart fire.

I smell tacos and...

 

[_random_]

taco meat filling.

It's not really beef because...

 

[GamezRule]

Taco Bell said so.

Taco Bell is...

 

[Mad Man]

The national dish of Alabama.

Alabama is....

 

[GhostWriter16]

In Canada.

However...

 

[Darth Caesar]

It is not.

I am awesome because...

 

[GamezRule]

I said so.

This is insane because...

 

[_random_]

he's really not that awesome.

GamezRule's authority to declare awesomeness should be..

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

...rescinded given the number of times he broke the two-post rule.

Our answers in this chain lack innovation chiefly because...

 

[Lighthearter]

....AHH OH MY GOD IT'S EATING MY EYEBALLS!

I am on vacation so I must. . . .

-L

 

[DroopyTofu]

... have a horrible time.

If Lighthearter had a good time on vacation...

 

[Mad Man]

Baby Jesus will cry.

Fat people sweat mayonnaise because....

 

[GamezRule]

we need to complete the sentence.

That was a dumb idea because...

 

[DroopyTofu]

...this read needs a more vocabulary and an increase in syntactic variety, which we can create by using more clauses, and we can create this by not just making one liners.

Adding syntactic variety to my research paper, which I should be working on right now, will...

 

[GhostWriter16]

set off a chain reaction, making this thread collapse, which will then spread to other threads and make them collapse, which will ultimately lead to the Big Crunch feared by Scientists that will destroy CFC and then the whole universe, which will lead to a new Big Bang and Old Universe.

Of course, this is all a fairy tale since Evolution isn't true, which is a well known fact because...

 

[_random_]

if people come from monkeys, then HOW THE HELL DID I SEE A MONKEY IN THE ZOO JUST YESTERDAY, HUH?

The monkey in the zoo was...

 

[Skwink]

...a Canadian spy.

He was spying on...

 

[Mad Man]

The black community.

This is racist because.....