Applying a bit of Pascal’s wager theory, let us consider the two sides:
On one side: God, Omnipotent and Almighty Creator of the Universe.
On the other: random club graffiti somewhere in the British isles.
From that end, club graffiti decisively loses.
Another angle: maybe there is a blind spot and this particular club is not being visited by the Lord at the moment. What does that say about the quality of the club? Not a vote of confidence in my book.