mbkkbm
Silly American
by the way: my other story http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?p=10709846#post10709846 has launched! 
I'm going to try to update this one soon.
I'm going to try to update this one soon.
God Save the King
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mbkkbm
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Ok....becuase 62 paragraphs is a lot, I've decided to split it up onto smaller updates.
The End of the Anglo-Indian WarAnd some other stuff...
In 1988, the city of Cologne finally finished digging random holes all over town. They then started (believe it or not) on a tank. Meanwhile, Stuttgart finishes its tank, and starts on another. (Hmm ..Matthias must REALLY love tanks .) In other news, large scale pillaging ordered by Matthias occurred in the Indian Peninsula.
In 1989, Copan finished their walls, and started on a castle to hold the new fatties in. Meanwhile, Frankfurt finished its tank and started on yet another tank. In other news, my amazingly successful spies stole the entire Indian Empires plans from their capital at Lahore, then, Lahore was taken.
Lahore taken
In 1990, Norwegians finished their castle. Now due to the fact that fatties had to wear Viking hats to bust out, Matthias started on a tank to clear the streets of the fat imitation-Vikings.
In 1991, York finished its tank, and was wondering what to do. Matthias then told them to start on a life SS Life Support system, for the initial forays with monkeys didnt last long as there wasnt much oxygen up there. (Oops.) Meanwhile, Madrid finished a tank, and started on a SS Casing to better protect the monkeys. In Brownsville, the infantry was finished, and was immediately ordered to start on a bunker. Random hole digging started at 9:00 AM.
In 1992, the tank in St Matthiasburg was finished. St Matthiasburg, amazed at all the food that was spoiling, started on a granary to hold the food in.
In 1993, the HMS Serapis was sunk. Despite this tragedy, Hamburg finished its tank and started on another. (Not quite sure how these things were related, but ..) Meanwhile, the Icelanders finished their tank and started on a harbor to ice-fish. (It was just regular fishing. But, as it was done in Iceland, it was ice fishing. Like breathing was ice breathing. Yeah ..it got annoying.) St Matthiasburg finished its granary and suddenly started to randomly dig holes, thus signaling the start of a bunker under construction. In other news, a Confucian Temple was finished in Rostov. Matthias visited these monks and started on another palace there. As no one else was allowed to be there, it was called the Forbidden Palace.
In 1995, random fears began about the Y2K bug that would end the world. In other (normaller) news, the HMS Victory was killed, thus showing the superiority of the Indian Navy. As all Pentagon operations would take place over land, this was of no concern to Matthias. Also, Berlin finished its SS Casing and started on another to protect the monkeys. Dublin finally finished its tank, and started on a work boat, for no apparent reason.
In 1996, the HMS Kent was killed by the Indian Battleship. In London, a bunch of random researchers arrived to tell Matthias that they had figured out how to burst atoms and harness the potential energy inside to create a massive explosion. This gave Matthias random fits of laughter, for FINALLY he had the power to almost kill the world! He was laughing until he realized eventually that he needed to be able to block this bomb. He immediately told his researchers to work on a project to deflect the bombs. It was called the SDI Project. Meanwhile, one tank was killed attacking the Indian Capital of Calcutta.
Manhattan Project Finished:
In 1997, the evil and sneaky Indians sent diplomats into the glorious city of London. They offered to give us 90 gold and a map for peace. We accepted, and now pretty much everyone hated us. (YES!) In Stuttgart, a tank was finished, and the city started on a market to make money. In Moscow, a tank was finished, and it started on another tank.
Peace with Asoka:
The End of the Anglo-Indian WarAnd some other stuff...
In 1988, the city of Cologne finally finished digging random holes all over town. They then started (believe it or not) on a tank. Meanwhile, Stuttgart finishes its tank, and starts on another. (Hmm ..Matthias must REALLY love tanks .) In other news, large scale pillaging ordered by Matthias occurred in the Indian Peninsula.
In 1989, Copan finished their walls, and started on a castle to hold the new fatties in. Meanwhile, Frankfurt finished its tank and started on yet another tank. In other news, my amazingly successful spies stole the entire Indian Empires plans from their capital at Lahore, then, Lahore was taken.
Lahore taken
Spoiler :
In 1990, Norwegians finished their castle. Now due to the fact that fatties had to wear Viking hats to bust out, Matthias started on a tank to clear the streets of the fat imitation-Vikings.
In 1991, York finished its tank, and was wondering what to do. Matthias then told them to start on a life SS Life Support system, for the initial forays with monkeys didnt last long as there wasnt much oxygen up there. (Oops.) Meanwhile, Madrid finished a tank, and started on a SS Casing to better protect the monkeys. In Brownsville, the infantry was finished, and was immediately ordered to start on a bunker. Random hole digging started at 9:00 AM.
In 1992, the tank in St Matthiasburg was finished. St Matthiasburg, amazed at all the food that was spoiling, started on a granary to hold the food in.
In 1993, the HMS Serapis was sunk. Despite this tragedy, Hamburg finished its tank and started on another. (Not quite sure how these things were related, but ..) Meanwhile, the Icelanders finished their tank and started on a harbor to ice-fish. (It was just regular fishing. But, as it was done in Iceland, it was ice fishing. Like breathing was ice breathing. Yeah ..it got annoying.) St Matthiasburg finished its granary and suddenly started to randomly dig holes, thus signaling the start of a bunker under construction. In other news, a Confucian Temple was finished in Rostov. Matthias visited these monks and started on another palace there. As no one else was allowed to be there, it was called the Forbidden Palace.
In 1995, random fears began about the Y2K bug that would end the world. In other (normaller) news, the HMS Victory was killed, thus showing the superiority of the Indian Navy. As all Pentagon operations would take place over land, this was of no concern to Matthias. Also, Berlin finished its SS Casing and started on another to protect the monkeys. Dublin finally finished its tank, and started on a work boat, for no apparent reason.
In 1996, the HMS Kent was killed by the Indian Battleship. In London, a bunch of random researchers arrived to tell Matthias that they had figured out how to burst atoms and harness the potential energy inside to create a massive explosion. This gave Matthias random fits of laughter, for FINALLY he had the power to almost kill the world! He was laughing until he realized eventually that he needed to be able to block this bomb. He immediately told his researchers to work on a project to deflect the bombs. It was called the SDI Project. Meanwhile, one tank was killed attacking the Indian Capital of Calcutta.
Manhattan Project Finished:
Spoiler :
In 1997, the evil and sneaky Indians sent diplomats into the glorious city of London. They offered to give us 90 gold and a map for peace. We accepted, and now pretty much everyone hated us. (YES!) In Stuttgart, a tank was finished, and the city started on a market to make money. In Moscow, a tank was finished, and it started on another tank.
Peace with Asoka:
Spoiler :
hoplitejoe
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Moar nukes!
mbkkbm
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trust me....there will be more nukes. Matthias likes to press the pretty red button.
mediterreania
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Build up your navy.
AJ11
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Navies are vital! Unless you're playing a pangea map, in which case they are pointless.
mbkkbm
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True, I have no navy. But I really have no problem with that. All my wars are going to be decided by tanks. And tanks. And some more tanks.
mediterreania
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I very much prefer to have a navy, usually in two or so amphibious fleets full of transports (w/marines and tanks), destroyers, submarines, and an aircraft carrier or battleship.
mbkkbm
Silly American
well that IS useful. But, at least in this game, its faster for me to invade
on land than from sea.
Spoiler :
AJ11
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So... Everyone missed the Age of Empires referrence, then?
Yoshiegg737
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I guess
mediterreania
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"One if by land, two if by sea, and THREE IF BY GIANT METAL DEATH-TANK!"
mbkkbm
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I ain't gotta explain a thing
So... Everyone missed the Age of Empires referrence, then?
there was one?
reddishrecue
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that was on this thread?
anyway, nukes will get global warming side effects later.
anyway, nukes will get global warming side effects later.
AJ11
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"Build a navy" is a AoE quote. Can't remember the number. It's hilarious when you tell your AI allies to do that on a land map. You lose shortly thereafter, of course, but still hilarious.
hoplitejoe
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AoM was the best....
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