GoobNES01: Fallout (Second Thread)

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So could SADETO pony up some respect by keeping their 11-year old word?
You let the CU in as a full member - 11 years ago!

There has been like a vote for it twice!
 
Russia doesn't want a war, but we strongly suggest Brazil keeps their dogs in order
 
We are not Brazil's dog ... if you don't want a war why do you continue to insult me?
 
From: Israel
To: The United Islamic States & United States of Europe

We are willing to mediate a peace agreement to end this war, to be held in Jerusalem.
 
OOC Goober, since me and Ivory Coast are joint partners on the AIDs Cure, I think it should also show in my stats.
 
Ok, blackheart. Will do.
 
The UIR refuses to respond to the CU's statement to Jordan, because Jordan is no longer a nation. If the CU wishes to discuss Jordanian matters, then it will talk to the UIR.

OOC - Some diplomats didn't have their morning coffee in the UIR . . .

To the CU,
From the Worker's Paradise of Korea

The WPK will not be invading Japan. While it would be good to show the Japanese how it feels to be treated less then human, The proud Korean Workers are above the evilness of the Japanese Scum. We do not feel the Japanese high enough in the gene pool to be permitted to join the WPK.

OOC - Yes, I do love these not-so-sane NPCs.
 
Done African Update!

African NPC Descriptions

I am doing this now because I was to lazy to do it in Update 14. I shall consider this post 8 of Update 15, for convenience.

Morocco

Morocco was just granted Independence from the USE, and the USE held democratic elections in this extremely poor, desert nation. Those who left Morocco when it was still a USE Colony are slowly returning, bringing life back into this nation. With the majority of its former population living in other places, this is very weak. It is democratic though, rare in Africa.

Western Sahara

The situation in Western Sahara is nearly identical to that of Morocco, but its poorer.

Mauritania

This nation is in the grips of a despotic dictator who uses the nation as his person playground, and his security forces regularly plunder the countryside, killing men, women, and children. This Dictator is mean, evil, and would probably be in a mental hospital anywhere else.

Algeria

Algeria is, in its Constitution, a Democracy, but a vicious Civil War which is ongoing caused that to be halted, as the Government battles well-armed and financed Communist Rebels. Elections have not been held for 13 years, simply because of the Civil War, and the Government, while actively promising elections if the rebels stop rebelling, seems to be in no hurry to give up power. The economy has been ground to a halt during the war.

Ethiopia

Ethiopia was a prosperous country, for Africa, at least, at the beginning of the 10 years, but a short and bloody Civil War by Eriterians and several Military Coups changed that. Ethiopia is slowly recovering from its troubles, but the Military remains fully in control, and seems more concerned about the size of its military then of its people. Ethiopia is also blamed by the Sudanese for causing the Christian Uprising that Sudan is facing.

Libya

Libya was also prosperous before the 10 years. But Moammar Ghadaffi changed that. After he gassed several villages of ethnic minorities after they attempted to declare independence, the world shunned him. He has sanctions from almost every country in the world on him, which drove his Oil-rich country to the ground. He is focussing on his Military right now, but bankruptcy might occur for this nation is something doesn happen, and quick.

Niger

Niger, recovering from a devastating drought, is undergoing ethnic tensions. Fighting between the 2 largest ethnic groups is tearing the country apart, and driving an already poor economy into the ground. The Hausa, winning the war, claim to be the Government, but other ethnic groups reject that, leaving it in the air who is truly the Leader.

Somalia

Not much changed in Somalia. The dictator in charge before the 10 years is still in charge. However, his power is slipping, as warring Warlords battle for control of some of the reaches of the country out of the Government's control. The situation seems to be deteriorating, unless something is done.

Sudan

Sudan faces an imminent split in its country, as the South of Sudan, Christian minority, threatens to secede. Sudan blames Ethiopia for supporting the rebels, and tensions between the 2 are increasing. The southern rebels have been well-armed, and are rumored to be close to separating from the Muslim north. A brief war with the UIR over border issues did not help the situation at all.

Uganda

Uganda remains, surprisingly enough, a Democracy. It is small, it is weak, it is poor, but it is democratic. Uganda faces the split-up of the AF as its biggest challenges, which could destabilize the region.

Mali

Mali is poor and at war with the PRA, to its south, over minor border issues. Not much has changed here, besides the war.

People's Republic of Africa

The PRA was formed by a union between Senegal, Guinea, Sierra Leone, and Liberia. Originally, Senegal and Guinea joined to try and revitalize their economy, and then they took over the other 2 nations. They are the only Communist nation in Africa, and they are fairly well-off, compared to their neighbours. They have an ongoing border war with Mali, and they look to the riches in the Ivory Coast with jealousy.

African Confederation

This was Ghana and Upper Volta agreeing to tag-team Togo and Benin. Well, it worked, until the Ghanaian Dictator backstabbed the Upper Voltan leader, and took over the nation. This nation is fairly big, fairly poor, and has been threatening their richer neighbour Ivory Coast as of late.

Chad

Chad has a weak Government, and is split by bickering ethnic groups. Nothing else of note here, other then the Government, which is on paper democratic, never really gets anything done because of the squabbling ethnic groups.

Central African Republic

AIDS and persistent drought has seriously affected this nation. The Government is a dictatorship, but is fairly popular among the people. Nothing else of consequence here.

Cameroon

Ever since it split from the African Federation, Cameroonians have been nervous of the AF. They live in a poor country, which tried reforms to bring back prosperity, but they failed. Many are in favour of joining Nigeria, and most agree that Nigeria is the answer to their woes.

Kenya

Kenya just officially split from the AF, and is trying, and somewhat succeeding to rebuilt itself. It is trying to write a suitable Constitution, and hold elections, and is rebuilding, slowly but surely. They are nervous about the AF, and will definitely try for a larger army in the future.
 
The African Federation does not recognize any of the separatitst terrorist government who declared independence from the AF as legitimate and will use any mean deemed necessary to end these rebellions. (Nigeria, Cameroon ,Kenya and Uganda).
 
Kal'thzar said:
Nowhere have I stated that I have hit upon a "cure"

Neither did i, i clearly said " The so called "cure" the Ivory Coastian liars are developing..."

Kal'thzar said:
I have simply said that we are nearing a breakthrough. Idiot.

I simply said that you were no way near to a breakthroug for a CURE, as our gracious mod confimed to me. ******.

Kal'thzar said:
read the last bit
The Ivory Coast is apparently close to a cure for this ailment, although nobody knows how close they are, nor the cost of such a drug. Also not know is if this drug would cure the disease, or merely slow it down.
Kal'thzar said:
I presume you didn't miss the last sentance?

I presumed you knew the difference between a cure and a treatment that slow down the symptoms of HIV/AIDS

Kal'thzar said:
As you can see you have made a fool of yourself.

Well perhaps i was not the one who made a fool of himself :mischief:
 
To the Commonwealth Union
From the United Islamic States

While we tyhank you for youre support, your actions have been little but the same as those of the Spainish and Indians. Although you have NOT committed genocide you have made a policy of imperialism that is deplorable. For one people to own another is forever wrong.

We ask that you withdraw your statements concerning the former Jordanian state and focus on building co-operative relations with the United Islamic States instead of the destructive.

To Israel
From the United Islamic States

Our offer of two economic points for the island of Cyprus and the rest to remain at status ante belluim. USE is to recognise the North African entry into the UIS. They are also to allow for Russian weapons inspectors to ensure that they carry no Weapons of Mass Destruction as per our 1968 agreement.

Statement of from the President of the United Islamic States

Islamic Oil which accounts for 90% of the world's oil production will cut supplies to India, the United States of Europe and Greece. Futhermore any nation that openely shows their support for these oppressive regimes who have genocided our people and stolen their land for too long will cause oil supplies to be cut.

This is Executive War Order 1 and shall be enforced for the duration of time that the United Islamic States remains under a state of war.

Allahu Akbhar!
 
To the Republic of Greece and the United States of Europe

The United Islamic States offers a peace treaty with the following terms

Cyprus becomes a autonomous part of the Turkish Republic
Any citizen of Greece wishing to leave Cyprus will do so at the expense of the UIS.
The UIS will join with Turkey giving 2 economic points each to the Greek Republic
USE will recognise their former colonies are not part of the UIS.
 
Long live Gambia and Guinea Bissau! Now I finally understand some of why their economies collapses completely (I shouldn't have asked for a second update on my stats. though, I just made some calculations and they put the CU off a lot weaker actually - I've sent another PM to whinge about it ;))
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To the UIR

You're even comparing the Union to the Spanish and Indians?
The Union came to Jordan, rebuilt the country and saved the region from genocide then left when Jordan decided they just wanted to keep the money given to them anyway and steal all the profits.
(Sheep2, uh... that must have been IC or OC not knowing what has actually transpired there... I've done nothing but move in and spend money on poor people before moving out)

(The Spanish and Indians took everything, built up nothing and killed everyone who tried to stop them.)
The CU built up, took nothing and saved everyone else around it from being killed.

Let's just... leave that... comparison... for posterity.
 
To the Commonwealth Union
From the UIS

Do not get us and the UIR mixed up the UIR is part of the UIS. We still would like to talk in more private surroundings, send your ambassador to the presidential palace.
 
Will Russia take us in as a part of her Federated republic? (Stormy, if you promise to be really nice to the Union then you can assume complete control while I establish a coupl'a firms and help garner money)
 
Toteone said:
Will Russia take us in as a part of her Federated republic? (Stormy, if you promise to be really nice to the Union then you can assume complete control while I establish a coupl'a firms and help garner money)

OOC: lol, im not sure it costitutionally possible to give your country away to others, especially if you have completely no historical, cultural or ethnic links to it.

Anyway if you want money the AF is willing to purchuase you african colonies.
 
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
hi
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
hi
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
Just got back form camping trip
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
3 days
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
Has there been a update for Goobs?
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
yeo
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
you attacked me
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
What?
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
you bombed me then I bombed you and then we started fighting. Mind you it was Fanatics that did the bombing and I knew nothing about it, did you? If you didnt I will just assume it was josef and try and order a stand down.
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
Also Hindu fanatics nuked Instanbul
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
Bloody hell I don't need this **** again
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
I am asure you would rather me going west then east right?
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
Are my orders diffcult to read or something?
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
I have a feeling the bombings of Hindu temples and mosques was perpertrated by another.
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
As you know I am in a state of war with the USE and the Greeks
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
PErhaps if India was to show itself willing to be friendly with the UIS, by resigining the NAP, working together on counter-terrorism issues and also an Indian decleration of war on Greece for their continued occupation of Cyprus then we shall be friends
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
I will not declare war on Greece
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
What goes on their ois none of my buisness
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
At the moment we are contemplating on cutting world oil supply off to all nations who do not publicly state that Greece should withdraw from Cyrpus
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
If Pakistan does not back down we are going to war
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
Pakistan back down over what?
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
They started this war but I will finish it
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
We started nothing mate
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
Yes I'm sure Muslims blowing themselves up in India is nothing
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
we did not perpertrate these crimes. However Hindus blowing up Instanbul has created 4 million civilian fatalities. Is this nothing? Why deploy these terrible weapons?
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
HIndus in Istanbul I find that amusing
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
they set off a Nuclear Weapon, destroying those ships. At least, the UIS is suspected of setting off the Nuke. They immediately blamed it on the USE and Greeks, and used that as propaganda to rally Millions of Muslims in a Jihad against the evil Spanish.
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
Hahah
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
Why fight us?
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
Why did you attack?
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
we have done nothing to you, and you have done nothing to us, I have a feeling these bombs are being made by others
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
We do not wish to fight a war on the Indian border so long as you continue to abide by the DMZ.
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
If you prevent terroist infiltration
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
If a single more bomb is exploded in Indian terriotry.....
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
then you prevent Hindus bominb mosques
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
Where pray tell did any Hindu's bomb mosques?
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
and if you do go to war with us, it is time to reveal that we have a mutual protection pact with China over that very issue
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
go to war with us and then go to war with China
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
And destroy you both
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
The Indian Government was furious, and blamed Iran and Pakistan. Then simultaneous explosions took place in Mosques in Pakistan and Iran, infuriating Muslims. Muslims blamed Hindus, who blamed Muslims. After 3 days of intense rhetoric, the shooting began.
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
also I have an agreeemnt with the Russian government that if you attack me they shall assit
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
I have not attacked you
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
You have attacked me
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
I have done nothing of the sort
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
check with your intellegence. I am not the only nation that borders you that has muslim residents
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
futhermore your use of biological warfare shows that you cannot win a fair fight
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
India still has many challenges to overcome before she can become a Superpower. She faces a potentially very costly war with Pakistan that is unwinnable, and possibly with China. Inside India, poverty is still bad, but getting better
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
I'm in SADETO btw
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
yeah we realise that
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
thats why we are allied to Russia and China.
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
Unless you want a world war you will back down
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
Because we will not
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
why should I back down. ALl I have done is defended myself in your imperialist land grab. I have not taken any territory and any damage done to your civilian infrastructue has been done by extremisits not supported by my government
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
Where have I invaded you pray tell what land have I taken?
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
in reutrn your extremeists have bombed our holy sites and has nuked Instanbul. Futher you use biological weapons while we posses none and you continue to spew the Hindu fanatic line 'Pakistan is part of Greater India' when it is an independent nation and part of the United Islamic States'
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
Your extr4emists have bombed our cities
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
The only certainty about this war is that neither side will win, unless WMDs are used, and that will be disastrous for either side. This is a story of 2 ethnic groups who hate each other, killing each other in a bloody war of attrition. Any ground gained is almost instantly taken back. Another factor that is starting to play a major role in this war is a deadly new virus which was unleashed,
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
either by man or by nature. It affects the respiratory tract, and makes people feel weak, and sick, but not necessarily die. It has been causing havoc in Pakistani lines, but has yet to have a real negative impact on the Indian side.

Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
get your facts straight
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
We have not realesed any such virus
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
As it says it could have been created by nature as well
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
it may of done and we do not dispute that possibility. But I am telling you now, stop playing stupid games of footsies. If you want war you have it, if you dont want it, you wont. We do not use terrorism to achieve our aims, we do not genocide peoples. You have done both in the past and by all signs are doing so again
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
We have no desire to start a war
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
We propose the following
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
-You prevnt any of these other extremist acts from happening and we will do the same
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
We create a DMZ along the Pakistani border to prevent any of these skirmishes from takin gplace
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
I also want joint investigation in the last round of attacks.
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
Into the muslims attacks as well
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
I also want any Indian nuclear stockpile to be no larger than 25 nukes big.
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
of course, the muslim and the hindu attacks both
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
You will not dictate that to us
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
We will keep however large a stockpile we deem nessecary
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
If you do not treat us as equals then we shall not sign any peace
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
No
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
then we shall not sign a peace with a nation committed to the upkeep of such terrible weapons
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
No negortitaion on this matter
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
We keep however large a stockpile we wish for our defense
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
we are against them, we shall not use them or build them and thus any nation that does, does not get our oil or in your case you shall not get your peace
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
The world will now see that you are the agressor
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
ahhh rightio
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
whatever man I am just going to keep my troops on my side of the border. I do not hold myself responsible for all muslim actions just those of my government and my member states
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
Then regin in your member state
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
something you will need to learn before we can begin negotiations
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
I have done so, they are not involved in the attacks against you, in fact our intellegienc e believes the Indian government is engineerring the whole thing
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
Yes I'm sure
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
we are not completely without the required information but unlike you we shall keep our lips sealed about our methods
Cocaine - Have you had yours today? says:
brb
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
Dude whatever I do not negotiate on certain things and this is one of them
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
I will go back to how it was before but that is all
silver 2039-Dead tired says:
If you don't like that then you can go to hell
 
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