Good Wish, Bad Wish IX: I Wish I could Think of a Good Title

[Seon]

Granted. Everyone dies. And then is brought back to life with a weapon in their hands.

HE DID IT!!!

I Wish I was part of the angry mob against the civ editor11

 

[Sprig]

Granted; The mob turns into a city wide riot. Martial law is established and you are shot by soldiers while trying to a loot a TV from a store window.

I Wish the chocolate toffee I am eating would last forever.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, a one-micrometer speck of it lasts forever. The rest goes through your digestive system.

I wish for more time.

 

[W|M]

Granted. One nanosecond more time.

I wish that I was a cleaver again and I couldn't be melted, or boiled, or made blunt.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. Funny thing about matter though when it hits antimatter...

I wish to destroy Earth Mars.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted the genie doesn't understand what strikethrough means so he blows up both and mars
Why'd you have to kill us all

I wish the riot would attack Stylesrj now.

 

[W|M]

Granted. The riot can't do anything except hit stylesrj with a rubber duck.

I wish to exist again, and I wouldn't come within 50 billion miles of anti-matter and black holes.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. You exist only to serve me as the cleaver for my Sluggabot.

I wish to be the all-immortal Emperor.

 

[cardgame]

Granted, but you are a figurehead only, and the real government locks you away in a jail cell for, well, eternity. Your own wish, sucka

I wish that stupid playlist.com's Flash Player 10 wouldn't crash my internet explorer or anything else on my comp

 

[civ editor11]

Granted nw it crashes you

I wish the riot could now use torches and pitchforks on Stylesrj

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. However, being the all-immortal Emperor (who cares if I'm locked away. Better than life support) I mind control them all and force them into a frenzy of eating each others brains.

I wish for a garden (on Mars) with lethal (to zombies) plants

 

[kill fire]

Granted, however, almost all types of plants can't grow on mars because it's conditions are to severe.

I wish I had the powers of Alex Mercer.

 

[Seon]

Granted. 10 Specialists and the Pariah gangs up on you and throw you down a pit filled with pink gas that kills your viruses.

Then they pour grendaes, and fire bombs. And then they bury you in 1000 feet of concrete after they made sure every single one of your body parts were throughly incinerated. Some were kept for study.

In any case they own you.

I wish I was an ODST commando

 

[kill fire]

Granted. 10 Specialists and the Pariah gangs up on you and throw you down a pit filled with pink gas that kills your viruses.

Then they pour grendaes, and fire bombs. And then they bury you in 1000 feet of concrete after they made sure every single one of your body parts were throughly incinerated. Some were kept for study.

In any case they own you.

I would still survive actually. I would just come out of the ground and my stolen body parts would return to me.

 

[Seon]

(You survived from an atomic blast... Okay, maybe I should've thrown you into a supernovaing sun )

 

[Dumanios]

Granted. 10 Specialists and the Pariah gangs up on you and throw you down a pit filled with pink gas that kills your viruses.

Then they pour grendaes, and fire bombs. And then they bury you in 1000 feet of concrete after they made sure every single one of your body parts were throughly incinerated. Some were kept for study.

In any case they own you.

I wish I was an ODST commando

Granted.Your fighting against everyone in China.

I wish I was Chinese.

 

[choxorn]

I wish I was an ODST commando

Granted. You are overwhelmed by a massive attack of The Flood. EDIT: Crosspost

Granted, you are jailed for some reason by the Chinese Government and tortured to death.

I wish I was a SPARTAN-II.

 

[Seon]

Granted. You are killed when Covenanat Glassed Reach.

I wish I was the Arbiter

 

[kill fire]

Granted, but Choxorn killed him a LONG time ago.


I wish I was a unicorn.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, you don't exist.

And DYOS does not affect this thread, that's the only place where the Arbiter's dead.

I wish I was OMGDFGAFSGA HAXXORSZXX