Good Wish, Bad Wish IX: I Wish I could Think of a Good Title

[Seon]

Granted. You aren't harmed because you never existed in the first place.

I wish I exist

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. But only in my imagination.

I wish for a bigger gun.

 

[kill fire]

Granted, it appears inside your head.


I wish that OMG TIME PARADOX!

 

[Dumanios]

Granted,It kills you.

I wish for a burger.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted it appears inside of your brain

I wish I had a brain

 

[Dumanios]

Granted.Its in a tube

I wish I knew Perfection.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, but you broke the two post rule, so he hits you in the head with a fish.

I wish my computer would stop making this weird noise.

 

[Seon]

Granted, but I got ninjaed, so I kill you.

I wish I exploded and killed all the people that the granter of this wish hate, and then all the people who subscribed to this thread.

 

[Sprig]

Granted: in 1 minute you will Expode and take me and the suscibed posters with you. Unfortunatly Every body is reinacarnated back as themselves except for you, You come back as a stapler.

Edit: i forgot to wish


I wish to use seon to staple some work documents together.

 

[kill fire]

Granted, but he has has a mind of his own so he staples you in the head until you die.


I wish I was Kill Fire the murdering pair of scissors, sidekick of seon the staple serial killer.

 

[Seon]

Granted. However, you were shot to death by 14th Swat Team battalion. You killed 13 other battalion though. I survied by launching semi-armor piercing high explosive staples at them.

I wish I was back to human form and had all the might and power of NEO

 

[W|M]

Granted. You are human for a split second. Then you become a stapler again.

I wish to be a cleaver

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. You are melted down for scrap metal, which then is picked up by me (now an Engineer) so I can build a Dispenser.

I wish to alter reality at a whim. (Wait, don't I already have it for being a genie/engineer?)

 

[Tee Kay]

Granted. However, you have the ability but not the skill, and the universe collapses in on itself...

I wish for this thread to be locked.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted but only to you

I wish I had an RPG 7

 

[Seon]

Granted, but it is down your throat.

I wish for a wish that will kill choxorn, and only kill fire can grant this wish

 

[W|M]

I am now known as kill fire, and that wish that will kill choxorn will never come true.

I wish that I was a cleaver again and I couldn't be melted, or boiled, or made blunt.

 

[kill fire]

you didn't say granted west india man! I say it doesnt count!


Granted (to seons wish).


I wish choxorn was dead and would then be brought back to life instantly

 

[civplayah]

Granted. He's a double-zombie now.

I wish I could speak Hindi.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted but now none speaks that language and you forgot every other language you knew

I wish everyone I didn't like was dead.