Good Wish/Bad Wish VII: (Not-so) Lucky Number

[salty mud]

Granted. People get so rich life is boring so they go on a killing spree.

I wish for super duper muscles!

 

[W|M]

Granted. Someone stronger regularly beats you up.

I wish I know why my laptop suddenly runs faster.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. Aliens have upgraded it. The government takes it away and dissects you.

I wish for my computer to be virus free!

 

[salty mud]

Granted. It is raided and molested by bacteria.

I wish the Empire: Total War demo will come, and work fine on my laptop, along with the final game next week, which will also work fine, and I can play it as much as I want, and I won't die, get eaten, abducted or have any ill effects happen to me or anyone.

 

[Endwar 005]

Granted, the laptop itself breaks.

I wish I invented something awesome.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, only you think it's awesome, everyone else hates it.

I wish I could get a Killionare in Halo 3 Matchmaking.

 

[salty mud]

Granted. It's in Grifball so no one cares.

I wish to get more money.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. You have to do a few dirty things to get it...

I wish to be Rick Astley.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, you are permanently trapped in the internet.

I wish I knew better than to not make a wish.

 

[W|M]

Granted. You get tricked into making several wishes.

I wish idiots and nerds would believe me when I say that I'm a zombie-vampire.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. However, you are not. And then a rumour pops up you're also a ninja, pirate, werewolf and a robot and you are taken down eventually.

I wish to be a Ninja Pirate Robot Zombie

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Granted. You have multiple personality disorder.

I wish I had psychiatric knowledge.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, it drives you crazy.

I wish I was a ninja pirate zombie robot vampire werewolf viking alien jesus, with no multiple personality disorder.

 

[salty mud]

Granted. You have AIDs.

I wish for chocolate.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. However, you have to go to Mt. Doom to get it... and you're forced to wear a cursed ring.

I wish for a Shishkebab

 

[choxorn]

Granted, you die for an unrelated reason.

I wish to not die for an unrelated reason.

 

[Firestorm94]

granted, you instead die for having such a strange wish, which is completely related.

I wish for something completely different.

 

[W|M]

Granted. It is a box with the universe inside (see futurama episode with the alternate universe) and it gets destroyed.

I wish I had a box with an alternate universe.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Granted. Its denizens come out and attack you.

I wish I had the power of creation itself.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, the power of Destruction is stronger.

I wish I had the power of Destruction.