Good Wish/Bad Wish VII: (Not-so) Lucky Number

[W|M]

Granted, but the metal legs develop self-conscience and take over your feeble mind.

I wish my dandruff was gone forever!

My mind is not feeble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!

 

[choxorn]

Hey! Grant my wish, damnit!

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. However, someone else's dandruff happens to land on you. It does not make you ill, but it sure does make others ill. Nice going.
Oh and then you're shot because you're a carrier. At least your dandruff did not cause you ill effects...

I wish to be in a Vault-Tech Vault (1000 women, one man. I'll be the one man) during the nuclear exchange (so the women can't leave. Vault sealed)

 

[salty mud]

Granted. The women are all misandrists and slaughter you accordingly.

I wish for ice cream.

 

[choxorn]

Granted. That wasn't chocolate syrup.

I wish someone would realize this thread has passed 1000 posts and make a new one.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. However, no one uses it as no one gives out a link and this thread keeps going! Wooo!

I wish someone DID make a new thread and post a link for the new one.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Granted. The link is broken.

I wish the next person would fix the link.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, Here's your link. No one clicks on it.

I wish people would click on the link.

 

[Stylesrj]

Spoiler :

Arrghhh Choxorn! You ate my brain! I thought it was already eaten though! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU!

Granted. However, nothing happens, because everyone had already been fooled into clicking it before

I wish a new thread was created and a working link was posted here for us to to use.

 

[Firestorm94]

GRANTED!!!