Good Wish/Bad Wish VIII Making Your Dreams Come True... Sort of...

[iamwlrs4]

I violated the rules. Now I must endure the beatings and laughter.

 

[Stylesrj]

TWO POST RULE VIOLATION!!
Basically, wait for two other people to post their wish granting before posting your own, otherwise it would just be a wish/grant from two people all day long...

I'll ignore your last post and grant Bratmon's wish...

Granted. It's the Hammer of Ironfist. You can't lift it.

I wish for some Chinese Stealth Armour.

 

[Seon]

Granted. It was a crap fake (I have some experiences with this queer fact)

I wish for my computer to regain sanity, and stop bringing up QUickplay whenever I press f6

 

[choxorn]

Granted, you lose your own sanity.

I wish to be all powerful.

 

[iamwlrs4]

Granted, but you lost all your power when you shaved off your hideous mustache.

I wish for Forum Games posts to count towards my post count.

 

[Seon]

What sanity of mine are you citing about ?

 

[Bratmon]

Granted. It counts negatively.

I wish I had a nickle.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. It gives you nickel poisoning.

I wish for skin cancer.

 

[mythmonster2]

Granted, but you get healed! Only to be run over by a llama with a ninja-pirate-zombie on top when you leave the hospital.

I wish to be able to use the Dark Side of the Force.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, you are not very strong and a light-sider kills you.

I wish to be able to use both sides of the force at the level of a master.

 

[iamwlrs4]

Granted, you are a master at sucking with both sides of the force.

I wish that I can fly.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. However, you are flying over Germany during WWII and they mistake you for an RAF bomber and an 88mm flak cannon shoots you down.

I wish to have a Waser Wifle

 

[choxorn]

Granted, you shoot your... um... You know what I'm talking about.

I wish my Xbox Live Connection was working.

 

[Seon]

Granted. You find out that you have been banned as soon as you log in.

I wish for 7777 more gamer points on my xbox live

 

[Bratmon]

Granted. They multiply the costs of everything by 100,000,000,000

I wish I could have an xbox without supporting Microsoft.

 

[choxorn]

You're confusing Gamer Points (The things you get from achievements for show) with Microsoft Points (The things you use to buy crap)

Granted, the Xbox gets the RRoD, and Microsoft won't help you since you're not supporting them.

I wish xbox.com's support would freakin' load already so I can try to fix my Live Connection.

 

[iamwlrs4]

Granted, but your computer spontaneusly combusts.

I wish that I was handsome.

 

[Seon]

Granted, you have some extra hands that you have to deal with.

I wish that I had the NECRONOMICON, and I could control its powers without it affecting me in any negative ways whatsoever, and that it only grants me incredible strength, agility, spells, whatever that would make me totally immortal to every single known and unknown forces (what could go wrong with that?)

 

[iamwlrs4]

(it breaks )

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. Chuck Norris however isn't an unknown or known force. He comes in and roundhouse kicks you to death.

I wish to be Cthulhu