Good Wish/Bad Wish VIII Making Your Dreams Come True... Sort of...

[Seon]

Curssssse yooooou Chuck Norissssssss!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO ow

 

[iamwlrs4]

Granted, but your so hideous an atomic bomb is dropped on top of your ugly head.

I wish I was invincible.

 

[Bratmon]

Granted. Everyone is afraid of you and you are alone forever.

I wish I was omnipotent.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Granted. The things you do damage your mind irreparably.

I wish for a pie.

 

[iamwlrs4]

Granted. It is poisoned.

I wish I was a real boy.

 

[Seon]

Granted, since you are real, you are vulnerable to AIDS (auto idiotic dumb syndrome)

I wish for me to make sense

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted, but your so hideous an atomic bomb is dropped on top of your ugly head.

That won't kill Cthulhu...

Granted. You make so much sense, you fall into the extreme end of sense. and make super sense. You require sensory deprivation so you don't go crazy...

I wish to destroy the world and not be on it.

 

[Bratmon]

Granted. You're in the vacuum of space with no spacesuit.

I wish I had a wrkng kybard.

 

[iamwlrs4]

Granted. There is no way for you to connect it to your computer.

I wish I could manipulate other people's minds to make them do my bidding.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. You are found out and carted away to an isolation chamber where you are unable to manipulate even a fly.

I wish for the ability to walk on water.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, everyone thinks you're Jesus. It starts out good, until some random crazy person kills you. And it turns out you weren't Jesus, and aren't coming back.

I wish I was a God.

 

[Bratmon]

Granted. You're the god of failure.

I wish I was awake.

 

[iamwlrs4]

Granted. You fall back asleep five minutes later.

I wish that I was immortal.

 

[mythmonster2]

Granted, you spend it stuck to the top of a rock and you get a random internal organ ripped out every day by a bird. And they don't regrow.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

 

[Seon]

You accidentally hold it backward

I wish I was an AI who took over the entire universe and beyond

 

[iamwlrs4]

Granted. It is the Spore universe that you take over.

I wish I had a better computer.

 

[Bratmon]

Granted. It's better because it's older (better is a relative term)

I wish I had an Apple II.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. You get an Apple II. which looks like an apple, but tastes like whatever you want it to taste like. However, it smells like cyanide... and in fact is laced with it.

I wish to be immune to fire.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, but you are not immune to ice, and freeze to death.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Bratmon]

Granted. It's torture and death.

I wish I won the $10,000,000,000,000,000 lottery.