Granted, but it just got lost in the River of Time with you still on it, which is impossible because you never willboarded it in the first place but you willhave.
Granted, you accidentally create a paradox that threatens to destroy the universe. Instead of that, the universe corrects the paradox by removing you from existance.
I wish I could control time without any paradoxes being created.
Granted. The only possibly way to do that is to limit your control to one-way. You can only go forward. You accidentally steer yourself to teh end of teh world.
Granted, but you are a weak ruler so the universe breaks up into trillions of factions, and the original empire becomes about the size of Palau. You don't even have an entire planet to yourself, ha!
Granted, it's so perfect, that you can see the intestines of a giant snake that swallowed you, and it's not pretty. You die a slow and horrifying death.
Granted. You must cross the Green Circuitboard Road... oh and you have to listen to little munchkins everywhere. You can't handle it and go kill yourself.
Granted. You decide to try it on a bunch of women to see inside their clothes. All you see are their bones. After all, it's X-Ray vision, not "See Through Clothes" vision.
I don't have a girlfriend. Besides if I did, why would she shoot me? It's my girlfriend. Wife maybe would shoot me if I used it on other girls... but yeah...
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