micbic
Optimistic Pessimist
Louis, Toku, JC and Monty.
Do I get them ?
Do I get them ?
Heh...could you imagine a Civ IV forum for the AI?
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Dumanios
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Correct!with special appearance by moi.
Zylornck Davis
Lazy engineer
Yeah right. I've seen what you wear playing civ, and it sure ain't designer.
Yeah right. I've seen what you wear playing civ, and it sure ain't designer.
YELLOW CARD! Unfair roomate foul.
Dumanios
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Topic:Earth 18 Civs
By Koryo
Koryo:How come i'm not on the Earth 18 Civs map?
Bushido:Because you're not?
Little Red Book:Why I'm I not on the map?
Wondermaniac:I'm on the map and your not!
Bushido:I'm gonna get you Louis.
Dumanios:Someone released a 34civs map awhile ago
Paulus III:Marx&Engles I think.
Koryo:Thx!
Skull Man:Ima chargin mah Lazer!
By Koryo
Koryo:How come i'm not on the Earth 18 Civs map?
Bushido:Because you're not?
Little Red Book:Why I'm I not on the map?
Wondermaniac:I'm on the map and your not!
Bushido:I'm gonna get you Louis.
Dumanios:Someone released a 34civs map awhile ago
Paulus III:Marx&Engles I think.
Koryo:Thx!
Skull Man:Ima chargin mah Lazer!
He can't see this. He's in the O.R. having his keyboard surgically removed.YELLOW CARD! Unfair roomate foul.
He can't see this. He's in the O.R. having his keyboard surgically removed.
That had to hurt...
From the "Futility" thread:
Louis: What is Worldbuilder?
Lincoln: It's a way to modify the parameters of the game, but I've never been able to get it to work. Why?
Louis: The Human invoked it last night. There I was, happily swallowing up all of her cities with culture flipping, and suddenly there were like 500 tanks around all of my cities!
Lincoln: Maybe she was just moving some units through. Y'know, to somewhere else.
Louis: Uh-uh. They just popped out of nowhere with an instant declaration. In one turn I had no cities left!
Hatty: She must have had a good tech rate for that.
Louis: It was 100 AD! How do you get 500 tanks in 100 AD?!? I could see her on the stupid webcam! She had this diabolical grin on her face! Oh, it was horrible! I was so humiliated. How am I going to show my face at my culture abuse group therapy meetings now?
Hatty: I've never played her. Is she that mean?
Boudica: She used to be a pushover, but lately she's been pretty tough. I heard she's been reading this Attacko guy.
Sury: Jeez, Worldbuilder? That's pretty mean if you ask me.
Louis: Yeah. It was cold. I felt so... used.
Hatty: I heard she dresses well.
Boudica: Meh. Not too shabby, I guess, though she is getting a little old.
Lincoln: Hah! Listen to Boudy, willya?. One cougar calling another "old"!
Boudica: HEY!
Louis: What is Worldbuilder?
Lincoln: It's a way to modify the parameters of the game, but I've never been able to get it to work. Why?
Louis: The Human invoked it last night. There I was, happily swallowing up all of her cities with culture flipping, and suddenly there were like 500 tanks around all of my cities!
Lincoln: Maybe she was just moving some units through. Y'know, to somewhere else.
Louis: Uh-uh. They just popped out of nowhere with an instant declaration. In one turn I had no cities left!
Hatty: She must have had a good tech rate for that.
Louis: It was 100 AD! How do you get 500 tanks in 100 AD?!? I could see her on the stupid webcam! She had this diabolical grin on her face! Oh, it was horrible! I was so humiliated. How am I going to show my face at my culture abuse group therapy meetings now?
Hatty: I've never played her. Is she that mean?
Boudica: She used to be a pushover, but lately she's been pretty tough. I heard she's been reading this Attacko guy.
Sury: Jeez, Worldbuilder? That's pretty mean if you ask me.
Louis: Yeah. It was cold. I felt so... used.
Hatty: I heard she dresses well.
Boudica: Meh. Not too shabby, I guess, though she is getting a little old.
Lincoln: Hah! Listen to Boudy, willya?. One cougar calling another "old"!
Boudica: HEY!
Well, you have to respect a guy with a hat like that...Wow, Honest Abe called you a "Cougar". You gonna take that kind of smack from the Ol' Railsplitter?
Ramesses
Ruler. Visionary. Pimp.
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fearthereaper
Pack Leader
AI 1: Hey i just got back from playing a game starting in the ancient era and i met the human. The next turn, suddenly dozens of tanks spawn near my capitol and the human declares war. I hadn't even gotten a warrior!
AI 2: Gee you think thats bad? I played a game where i founded a city on a continent with good resources. Then my city suddenly vanishes and the next turn the human founds a city their.
AI 2: Gee you think thats bad? I played a game where i founded a city on a continent with good resources. Then my city suddenly vanishes and the next turn the human founds a city their.
TheMeInTeam
If A implies B...
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Bible Thumper: The human has 3 archers parked next to one of my cities, what do I do?!
SulMagnificent45: You and the human are at war?
Bible Thumper: Yes, but he won't take cities or even attack. He just sits there with 3 units. What should I do?
Honestabe94: Spam archers, that's what I would do.
Bible Thumper: Ok...
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Bible Thumper: I spammed about 15 archers. The human is still there!
SulMagnificent45: I don't care. I'm pleased with the human so I won't declare now.
Honestabe94: Same here! He's in our religion, you filthy heathen. Also, since he was extra aggressive from the start we don't mind it. We like him more than you.
Bible Thumper: Wait, you're not in my religion?!
Bible Thumper: This is ridiculous! I attacked the human's city on a hill with 3 archers and 4 chariots and didn't even kill a unit! This is impossible!
Honestabe94: Yes, I'll trade alphabet for aesthetics with the human. I really need aesthetics for my economy.
SulMagnificent45: Oh yes, I love the aesthetics from the humans. It makes me research faster. I will trade iron working for it and masonry/sailing for alphabet too!
Bible Thumper: I want aesthetics also!
Bible Thumper: Hey guys, I finally got what I deserved from my long-fought war with the human! He gave me aesthetics <3!
SulMagnificent45: Shut up, heathen.
SulMagnificent45: You and the human are at war?
Bible Thumper: Yes, but he won't take cities or even attack. He just sits there with 3 units. What should I do?
Honestabe94: Spam archers, that's what I would do.
Bible Thumper: Ok...
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Bible Thumper: I spammed about 15 archers. The human is still there!
SulMagnificent45: I don't care. I'm pleased with the human so I won't declare now.
Honestabe94: Same here! He's in our religion, you filthy heathen. Also, since he was extra aggressive from the start we don't mind it. We like him more than you.
Bible Thumper: Wait, you're not in my religion?!
Bible Thumper: This is ridiculous! I attacked the human's city on a hill with 3 archers and 4 chariots and didn't even kill a unit! This is impossible!
Honestabe94: Yes, I'll trade alphabet for aesthetics with the human. I really need aesthetics for my economy.
SulMagnificent45: Oh yes, I love the aesthetics from the humans. It makes me research faster. I will trade iron working for it and masonry/sailing for alphabet too!
Bible Thumper:
I want aesthetics also!Bible Thumper: Hey guys, I finally got what I deserved from my long-fought war with the human! He gave me aesthetics <3!
SulMagnificent45: Shut up, heathen.
Nah, that's a total myth. Hat size has nothing to do with IQ.You know, it's true what they say about a man's hat...
