And from out of nowhere, someone appears.
Own's Imaginary Friend- Dry your eyes, mate. We can still get a tech from Portugal. Just like the legend of Hammi's Garden of Eden. We gift them a city, surround it with our units to keep it safe from England and Billy.
Own- Idiot, if we could talk to them, I'd pay thru the nose for peace so I could steal a tech. We can't talk to them, so how the $%#@ are we supposed to gift them a city?
Own's Imaginary Friend- Hey, you are talking to yourself
, so don't call me an idiot. No matter how much you want it to be so, steam power is not the last tech we need to steal. We can't rely on stealing from the Dutch and English succeed every time. We just might be able to sign peace before they die. If we sign a MA with the English and the Dutch, they'll know that if they talk and sign peace, I will have given the English and Dutch less incentive to fight, so they think they might survive. It will ruin my alliance rep, but that is the cost. MPP's are slightly less powerful, but a good alternative.
Own- (sobbing) But what if the Dutch and England have a MPP as well?
Own's Imaginary Friend- What if they launch the Spaceship? What if the Dutch get a cultural victory? What if they get Mech Infantry before we are ready to attack? There are 1000 what if's that we can't control so we've got to just play the game. Stop crying, get up, concentrate, don't let your emotions get the better of ya, and win this frickin game.
Own- (still red in face, with voice cracked) Ok