horrible puns

[Risen]

That's part of the joke (both those things)
1) It's a contrived way of getting the captcha into the punch line (so contrived that it's amusing)
2) That's a long running meme (CSI guy putting glasses over his glasses)

But, even more importantly, it made me laugh.

 

[Abaddon]

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

 

[!!!!!]

“If you're intent on hunting deer, make sure you have a game plan.”

 

[Veritass]

So this guy is out hunting and he comes across a woman sunbathing in the nude. After admiring her for a moment, he asks, "Hey, are you game?"

She looks him over and says, "Sure, I'm game."

So he shot her.

 

[Mise]

And then had sex with her - very clever!

 

[Lord Baal]

And then had sex with her - very clever!

They put up less of a fight that way.

 

[!!!!!]

I'm drawn to art.