ohcrapitsnico
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- everything in moderation.
Even Excess? I prefer eat until 80% full as Confucius says.
- everything in moderation.
Drinking is way better than other Bulls**t I could be doing. Marujiana makes you infertile, (according to a former friend of mine). I vomit blood because, um, okay, I have no idea why that happens.![]()
You're assuming I'm a standard, 2-meter human. Do the calculations for a 2.5 meter guy with a puking habit. (I have a minor liquor allergy, and my body rejects 75% of all the Scotch I drink. Everyone I've ever talked to says I shouldn't drink, but I do.)
That means you shouldn't be drinking. Thats hard to believe and sad if all you can do is drink cause everything else sucks.![]()
Getting smashed once or twice a week for 10 - 15 years is not gonna kill you.
Nor is 2 cups of wine every day ( ala old French people who are extra resistant to cancer because of all of the antioxidants in it )
Same with tobacco - smoking hooka one or twice a week isn't gonna harm you to much, somking a pack of cigarettes a day will.
- everything in moderation.
You're assuming I'm a standard, 2-meter human. Do the calculations for a 2.5 meter guy with a puking habit. (I have a minor liquor allergy, and my body rejects 75% of all the Scotch I drink. Everyone I've ever talked to says I shouldn't drink, but I do.)
Ah so you're now 8 feet tall?
And just how do you afford 8 bottles of Scotch a day? I was under the impression that Norway's state-owned monopoly had very high taxes on alcohol.
7-foot-6, if my calculations are correct, that is 2.5 meters.
Getting smashed once or twice a week for 10 - 15 years is not gonna kill you.
Yeah, well, I've got a good job. So beat me to death with my own arm.![]()
Even Excess? I prefer eat until 80% full as Confucius says.
0-1. I can't understand why someone would want to average high amounts consumed. Even at a party I don't understand why you would want to consume the insane quantities.
My anecdotal evidence suggests once you're so drunk you can't even hold the booze in your hand you're probably annoying most of the other party goers and you'll probably end up alone at the end of the night. That is if you're lucky and people don't start doing weird crap like drawing all over you.
Define a bottle. 26er, 40 oz, mickey, half mickey? What are you talking here?
7-foot-6, if my calculations are correct, that is 2.5 meters.
I really hope that you are a 14 year old who's having fun with his friends posting stupid stuff on internet forums....
Thats about the only way out of being awfully pathetic...
I'll read a bottle. Or, I could pull some small number out of my ass and give it to you.
(what the hell is a mickey?)
I am not saying I don't believe you or anything but,
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Heh, don't worry about it. In high school, I was always harassed about my height. In fact, why don't we stop laughing over my stupid life to jeer at my height? It'll be just like old times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![]()