How Much Alcohol Do You Drink In A Day?

How many bottles of alcohol?

  • None

    Votes: 50 75.8%
  • 1-5

    Votes: 9 13.6%
  • 6-10

    Votes: 2 3.0%
  • 10+(I'm lying)

    Votes: 5 7.6%

  • Total voters
    66
0-1. I can't understand why someone would want to average high amounts consumed. Even at a party I don't understand why you would want to consume the insane quantities.

My anecdotal evidence suggests once you're so drunk you can't even hold the booze in your hand you're probably annoying most of the other party goers and you'll probably end up alone at the end of the night. That is if you're lucky and people don't start doing weird crap like drawing all over you.
 
Drinking is way better than other Bulls**t I could be doing. Marujiana makes you infertile, (according to a former friend of mine). I vomit blood because, um, okay, I have no idea why that happens.:blush:

See the doctor about the blood thing.

Bud does lower your sperm count but, it does not make you infertile any more than a bad diet would. My dad used to be a very very bad pot head he spent over 100$ a week on weed. Which is a lot when it come to smoking it all. - I am here.

Sharing a blunt or hitting a bong once or twice a week wont hurt you or your swimmers. + being drunk and high is da kine.
 
You're assuming I'm a standard, 2-meter human. Do the calculations for a 2.5 meter guy with a puking habit. (I have a minor liquor allergy, and my body rejects 75% of all the Scotch I drink. Everyone I've ever talked to says I shouldn't drink, but I do.)

Ah so you're now 8 feet tall?
 
bottles? that's pretty insane. I usually average like one a month, max.
 
That means you shouldn't be drinking. Thats hard to believe and sad if all you can do is drink cause everything else sucks.:rolleyes:

Well, at least I've got a good job, and I've lost that small bit of extra fat I had, and I only have to leave my house to get food, drink, and other s**t.
 
Getting smashed once or twice a week for 10 - 15 years is not gonna kill you.
Nor is 2 cups of wine every day ( ala old French people who are extra resistant to cancer because of all of the antioxidants in it )


Same with tobacco - smoking hooka one or twice a week isn't gonna harm you to much, somking a pack of cigarettes a day will.


- everything in moderation.

Certainly, I just don't intend to do it even in moderation. I guess it just doesn't appeal to me. :)
 
You're assuming I'm a standard, 2-meter human. Do the calculations for a 2.5 meter guy with a puking habit. (I have a minor liquor allergy, and my body rejects 75% of all the Scotch I drink. Everyone I've ever talked to says I shouldn't drink, but I do.)

And just how do you afford 8 bottles of Scotch a day? I was under the impression that Norway's state-owned monopoly had very high taxes on alcohol.
 
And just how do you afford 8 bottles of Scotch a day? I was under the impression that Norway's state-owned monopoly had very high taxes on alcohol.

Yeah, well, I've got a good job. So beat me to death with my own arm.:p
 
Getting smashed once or twice a week for 10 - 15 years is not gonna kill you.

Getting buzzed probably doesn't do anything but "smashed" twice a week for 10 years just has to be bad for your brain.
 
Even Excess? I prefer eat until 80% full as Confucius says.

0-1. I can't understand why someone would want to average high amounts consumed. Even at a party I don't understand why you would want to consume the insane quantities.

My anecdotal evidence suggests once you're so drunk you can't even hold the booze in your hand you're probably annoying most of the other party goers and you'll probably end up alone at the end of the night. That is if you're lucky and people don't start doing weird crap like drawing all over you.

How much is excess - insane amount to you guys?

I never drink so much that I am a buzz kill - I hate those guys. ( keep in mind that if I were fit - like 15% bodyfat - I would weight about 100 kilos )

On New years we started pregaming at a buddies house and by the the end of the night ( 8 hours later ) I probably had 30 drinks ( beers or shot = drink ) If you come into the night and hit it hard with like 6 drinks or so then just have 3 or so an hour you will stay drunk without being stupid. - trust me we don't invite people who get all stupid like that all of the time, they are buzz kills.

- :p If someone passes out with us they ussually get some chicks panties on there face ( not as cool as it sounds trust me :lol: ) or written on. - that way they learn to control themselves ;)
 
Define a bottle. 26er, 40 oz, mickey, half mickey? What are you talking here?

I'll read a bottle. Or, I could pull some small number out of my ass and give it to you.

(what the hell is a mickey?)
 
I really hope that you are a 14 year old who's having fun with his friends posting stupid stuff on internet forums....

Thats about the only way out of being awfully pathetic...

Looks like I'm awfully pathetic. It's odd, but I have an idea in my head that you're not much better than the guy who plays lead guitar for an Internet band.:p
 
:lol: I am not saying I don't believe you or anything but, :lol:

Heh, don't worry about it. In high school, I was always harassed about my height. In fact, why don't we stop laughing over my stupid life to jeer at my height? It'll be just like old times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:
 
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