How to Know when you have been Nesing for too long..

370. You log back on to check and see if people have updated, despite the fact you're supposed to be on vacation. I have no will power.....
 
371. When evaluating your present situation you are more horrified at your present lack of NESing commitments than at your lack of a social life.

372. You actually start using NES terminology in casual conversation.

373. Same for history essays.
 
374. When evaluating your present situation, you think of NESing as your social life.
 
378. Whilst watching an "epic fantasy" (you know the type I'm talking about) movie you automatically compared the various races and factions to certain ITNES nations.

379. When reading about a historical statesman, you automatically start comparing him to various NESers (especially Stormbringer for some reason).
 
378. Whilst watching an "epic fantasy"

I don't know.. To me, an epic fantasy is... :D

Though to keep this in-topic: -

CCCLXXXI - When you write any stories, you think of the story bonus you'll be getting.
 
You know what I mean, LeeBanana. ;)

382. You are thankful for the inefficient public transportation system, as it gives you time to think and plot.

383. You are developing a personality disorder for roleplaying purposes.

384. More specifically you are developing mannerisms and voicing opinions more appropriate for your NES nation's ruler (also, if its a non-modern nation you start using archaisms and if its a foreign nation you start borrowing words from its language, mostly curses).

385. You have designed a political ideology and/or religion for your NES nation and then became its sole adherent in real life.
 
386. You post from a girls house when you should be paying her attention.
 
388. You argue in thread about Nesing too much...
 
386. You post from a girls house when you should be paying her attention.

Well, it was either that or listen to Rock FM (90.2 in Auckland). One of their many slogans are: -

"Giving you something to listen to when your girlfriend was talking"

Another gem is: -

"Helping skinny white boys get laid since 1992"

CCCLXXXIX: You relate everything in life to NESing
 
390. You do cartoons about NES
 
391. You take the time to read this instead of updating (I am sorry alright I kinda got sucked in)

392. Your AIM list is comprised only of Nesers

393. You have over 60 nesers on your MSN list

394. You still remember old neses on other forums before you came here.

395. You have begun to teach your son how to nes.

396. You are in your sixth retirement and know that it wont last more than a few weeks, perhaps two months tops.

397. You dont go to a certain resort on holidays because you cant nes while you are there.

398. You spend a whole day in front of the computer and the only websites you visit are those that you use to nes with.

399. You see a documentary on a worldwide epedemic, or a global economic crash and you record it for later use.

400. You have forgotten what your life was like before you nesed.

401. You checked the forums on your wedding day (whoops!)

402. You did do an International Relations major because of nesing.

403. You write better updates when you are stoned then straight.

404. You get upset that you have to go to work because you are in the middle of some important diplomacy.

405. You realise you are old compared to other neses and take on the grandfather role in telling stories of old neses and generally being annoying.

406. You begin to have your meals in front of the computer.

407. You can rattle off 16 points that havent been said before about why you have been nesing for too long and still consider it to be just 'scraping the surface'
 
408. You still dont like erez simply because of rtor2.
 
409. You joined only months ago and point 400 still applies.

410. Not only is your AIM almost only NESers, you got it specifically FOR NESing.

OOC: Also, wondering about the akward wording of 403 and its implications about stoners.
 
411. You use "OOC" even out of NES threads
 
@Number 395- How long till we have a Sheep Junior here?

412. You have devised different playlists to play while doing peaceful events, technological events, epic events, wars, etc.
 
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