I have kicked a cat! Still no good!

[boogaboo]

If you dont want to pay to have him fixed, your only chance is to use a little human psychology on him. You'll never beat him at martial arts, cats have a very high Dex. Put the pregnant cat in one room and invite Alphaboy in occasionally for some food and petting, he'll become a buddy instead of an adversary. He needs friendship, thats why he's so mean to the other cats.

(oh brother, Im really losing it! Now Im psychoanalyzing street cats in Israel! )

This sounds right ,
but he also beats my cat (which I was told that in some strange way is his mother..). I saw this.

One other day he snuck in while I slept and she was there, and when he got near she miaued in fear.. can't let him in. Perhaps be his friend outside...

Why oh why don't we have persian targeting missiles here?!
He's an Al-Kaida agent I know it!
He needs friends, but he can't - he's a cat ruler!

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Sometimes being friends work, sometimes it doesn't. Just gotta watch where those genes go when they're reproducing.

 

[Verbose]

milk is bad??

Maybe switch to yoghurt?

Milk from cows in near impossible to digest properly for most animals 'cept calves and humans. (And not even all humans.)

That's why one has to buy special formula from the pet store to feed orphaned kittens, puppies etc.

The stupid thing is that they love the stuff and will happily lap it up if fed it.

Yoghurt is fine though, and just as popular with the cats.

(Xcept for my highly lactose intolerant 7-kilo buddy who eats meat and dominates the other cats anyway.)

 

[dgfred]

Just some water mixed with the milk will make it OK for both cats and
kittens .

 

[Civrules]

Good thing you got a water pistol. I heard they work great against cats too. Don't kill it. Remember those things have eight lives. You got to teach it a lesson instead.

 

[The Fjonis]

Cats detest the smell of vinegar. Perhaps you could mix some dilute vinegar into the water tank (not enough to hurt him (acid + eyes = no more eyes), though...)

 

[nonconformist]

Have you ever heard of the Cats of Kilkenny?

 

[Verbose]

Shouldn't that be "The Wildcats of Kilkenny"?

 

[boogaboo]

No news yet as for now.

I heard "kill Kenny"..
Don't know what you guys are talking about.

 

[GrandAdmiral]

Leave some garbage out and let the racoons take care of him.

 

[boogaboo]

Leave some garbage out and let the racoons take care of him.

Racoons
We don't have racoons.
I have seen a rat only once in my life.
We have cats! Lots of them.
Enough dogs too (almost never street ones).
Many musquitos sometimes (anyone wants to buy one?? )
I see a hedgehog every now and then.

Tons of birds usually, though.
No dinosaurs also.

 

[Lozzy_Ozzy]

Racoons
We don't have racoons.
I have seen a rat only once in my life.
We have cats! Lots of them.
Enough dogs too (almost never street ones).
Many musquitos sometimes (anyone wants to buy one?? )
I see a hedgehog every now and then.

Tons of birds usually, though.
No dinosaurs also.

Man your deprived, there are dinosaurs all over Norhampton .

.

 

[nonconformist]

Shouldn't that be "The Wildcats of Kilkenny"?

Exactly

 

[boogaboo]

I have seen him since only 2 meters from my house, but threatening his mother.. I only had a stick about 40cm long, and quite thick, and I threw it at him hard.
I think he might finally get the message.

I'll now try to ignore him when he's out of my territory and see if he understands the peace clue.
Still got the gon near my bed..

 

[bmlb]

I prefer a bucket of water. I gaurentee that will get its attention almost as well as kicking it.

 

[bmlb]

I have seen him since only 2 meters from my house, but threatening his mother.. I only had a stick about 40cm long, and quite thick, and I threw it at him hard.

For all of us Americans, the cat was about 6 feet away, and the stick was about 15 inches long.

 

[IglooDame]

This sounds right ,
but he also beats my cat (which I was told that in some strange way is his mother..). I saw this.

One other day he snuck in while I slept and she was there, and when he got near she miaued in fear.. can't let him in. Perhaps be his friend outside...

Why oh why don't we have persian targeting missiles here?!
He's an Al-Kaida agent I know it!
He needs friends, but he can't - he's a cat ruler!

If your super-soaker is not working, perhaps a firehose would be more effective?

 

[The Fjonis]

I think you should throw the sticky stick in the water and stick to water.

 

[Lozzy_Ozzy]

Don't you have a hose? Or is your garden too small? (I think you mentioned that earlier). That should do the trick.

 

[E-Raser]

employ fireworks.
At least it works with dogs to scare 'em away
Or may be landmines...