British battleships and aircraft carriers move into the harbor of Scandinavias largest port. Recieving heavy resistance from land installments, bomber and fighter are deployed into the air to commence the destruction of the historicle city. 11mm cannons bombard the ground defenses. In the end, the city was leveled down to the small shacks in the school yards.
Dispatch to America: As England was the aggressor here, I ask that you ignore their invocation of MPP when I counterattack.
Dispatch to Euro Alliance:
This surely counts as an attack on the Euro Alliance! I ask that you all declare war on America.
Dispatch to Canadia:
If the war continues, what would you need for a military alliance vs. the English?
Dispatch to Babylon: I really want to buy some of you new guns for the war against England.
The british fleet moved out of the fjord. Suddenly, there was a whistling sound.
"What's that?" asked the captain on a british ship. "Sir, I dont know," replied the mate. The whistling was now above them. "It can't be those ****** Scandies, we destroyed the town!"
But it was. A minute later, a type of rocket missile landed on the ship. The british ship blew up right in the middle, and sank in under three minutes. Only one ship escaped back to England.
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King Olav was seen making a speech in the wreckage of the town. Unfortanately, it was in Norse, so we can only relay the written copy, and nobody here understands it...
"De onde engelskmennene har angrepet oss nådeløst og uten grunn! Vi kaller til at alle menn i landet verver seg og drar i krig mot Storbritannia! Vi har Odin's og Tor's beskyttelse, og vi vil ALDRI gi opp. For vi skal vinne vår krig, uansett pris. For retteferds skyld, forlanger jeg at ingen noengang igjen drar til England, selv om det blir en varig fred. Kjemp som de gamle vikingene, med en drages vrede, en bjørns styrke og lynets fart, og frykt ikke døden, for vi vil komme til Valhall etter vår død.
Dispatch to England: Our new rockets, the
Thor's Hammers , will be used in the war against you. I suggest you immediately offer peace terms.
. Otherwise this will be an all-out war, and bcos of your aggression, I seriously doubt that America will join you.
Olav Strakarm, King of Scandinavia.
Noun: Scandia.
Adjective: Viking.
Formal: Scandinavia.
Title: King.
Name: Olav Strakarm.
Government: Monarchy.
says: I have Made my top players get ready for the tournament. We will speacilize in soccer
and we will also be in the high jump :jump: plaese allow there to be a martial arts contest also
even though it is the olimpics. It would spice things up abit.
