0) In 5 turns, back to Slavery! (By order of Pie-es-Tasty)
1) Try to win (By order of Lapoleon)
2) Get the warrirors out as fast as possible. Try and get the axemen to chase the workers. (By order of Pie-es-Tasty)
3) Maintain a stack of 5 warriors, to repel current barb invasion and recapture Westport. (By order of Flotorius) (Capture order backed up by IronMan2055, just in case it weren't clear enough)
3.1) When have 6 warriors, stack may leave (By order of Andygal).
3.2) When have stack of 5 ready for operations, rename them "Barbarians are stupid" with a number based on their position in the stack (By order of Pie-es-Tasty).
3.3) By order of IronMan2055:
"1.leave two warriors in we're doomed" - (I saw this edit after Andygals post. It can still be that the stack leaves after 6 warriors are amassed, then a 7th is built to stay in We're Doomed.)
"2.attack barbs. with another two" - (conflicts with Flotorius' earlier order).
"3. and check defences of german occupied westport with another" - (No, its barbarian axemen in Westport).
"4.post defences" - (Where?)
"5. decide to atack or not 6.if attack then do so 7.liberate westport" -(Trying to do so).
"8.declare peace with germans to find thier citys and build attack force" - (If Germans accept peace, it will be offered to them, by us)
"9. rename we're doomed to victory city" - (If your above orders are met, we will rename the city).
4) Bring work boat back from American shores (By order of Flotorius).
5) Be friendly to China and America (By order of someone back on about page 2...possibly IronMan2055).
6) Backstab and nuke America at some point in the future, if possible (By order of someone whose name I forget).
7) During any war with America, try to build Warriors, and name them the Boston Red Sox. (By order of IronMan2055).
8) If - sorry when we have defeated the barbarian threat, all warriors with city raider promotion convene at the pighill for a victory dance. This does not apply for any units more than 2 moves away from that hill by the time of victory. The celebration will be proven to the crowd by a pic and signed with the "Victorius hordes of the Great battle around the pighill".
9) Boston can only be taken over after America has been nuked - if it ever is (By order of IronMan2055).
10) Start a new game, but AFTER I've lost the current one (By order of oagersnap). (hey, if anyone loses here, its you lot, hahaha).
If I do start a new game, it might be after Christmas (or, at the very least there'll be a break of a fair few days from Christmas Eve onwards).