slinger & scout alternate turns while we're at war? My mentor scout says thats good, so I'll go bake more cookies.
I do have a few questions:
what's a doughbolt factory?
why is a driveway a place to park cars?
Why is Bede considered grumpy?
If Tubby Rower doesn't actually row...
If AK really isn't a russian admiral...
If POTKiss is a builder...
what does it all mean? I'm so confused. I'll go bake more cookies after I post an article.
Dinsog - Provocateur, or Propaganda?
Simpleton - Idiots in the Capitol are beginning to question whether the official account of the Doughbolt factory explosion was part of a more sinister plan. Arson investigators discovered an item that is "not of this world" - a Zippo lighter. More disturbing are the markings on the lighter. "There was a gold wreath with a Roman Numeral one"... reported Pentium, Chief Of Delving into Funny Incidents and Suspicious Happenings (C.O.D.F.I.S.H) "There was also a pair of wooden spoons arranged as a roman numeral two".
Equally disturbing is a copy of a diplomatic dispatch, recently acquired, which points to a possible conspiracy. The dispatch bears the seal of the 'nutians, and reads "No-one has seen Dinsog on this continent." The words "no-one" have been crudely erased, and the dispatch changed to read "Nobody has seen Dinsog on this continent." This is the very same dispatch that administration officials used to justify the "police action" against TNT earlier this year.
In equally distrubing news, ultrasound pictures of Beorn's offspring were released by his publicist today:
Beorn, donned his idiot helmet and said, "I think she'll be quite cute when she decides to leave my womb." POTKiss dispatched Bede to 'splain things to Beorn. POTKiss commented, "who better to explain reproduction issues than a venerable monk? Besides it keeps him away from the furniture at the palace."
When asked for his opinion, Bugs merely replied "Zounds" and asked "Where are the armored horsemen?"