If nations were people...

[Perfection]

Vatican: A (very) religous old man who likes talking tales from his childhood. Wears glasses and consider himself as a god. Looks like this:

Definitely has a drinking problem

 

[OttoManD]

i've always found him to look a bit too much like Emperor Palpatine for my liking... I think its the deep-set eyes

 

[Love]

Your not the only one.

 

[KatFud]

Iraq - Bitter old guy with a bushy unkempt beard who after years of a bitter family fued with his twin brother Iran, turned to alcohol to dull the pain. Currently undergoing a 'voluntary' intervention sponsored by the US, Britain and other 'concerned' parties. Still has a drinking problem.

Iran - Slightly more successful brother to Iraq. Is having difficulty accepting that Iraq has a drinking problem and wonders why an intervention is necessary. Secretly supplying Iraq with alcohol which bothers the US somewhat. Has a serious drinking problem but will respond to any intervention by getting behind the wheel and running other countries over.

 

[LAnkou]

China: a guy old of 2000 years, but still looking as a massive boy. Became communist some decades ago and is now the main seller of everyday things to the rest of the world. It came to the point that now, everyone will accept anything from him as long as he still continue to make things for them. Recently decided to go on sports, particulary succeeding in Tibet molesting...

 

[Deep Thought]

Japan: Cosmic twin (Very alike by coincident) to Finland . Differences is that Japan is happier and has a more hallucinative fantasy. Has a drinking problem, this time with sake.

South Korea: Alike Japan, but a bit weirder and more exotic. Has a drinking problem.

 

[Tee Kay]

Australia: a fat guy with really serious drinking problem. An illegitimate son of Britain, he had a very close relationship with his mother country until recently, when he began to idolise his cousin America. Worships America in every way. Used to shun many of his neighbours but now beginning to reach out to them, although he is still nervous. Plays a lot of sport and pwns all the other countries. Can be a little bossy, especially with close neighbours such as Papua New Guinea, Solomon, East Timor and New Zealand. Talks funny. Keep strange pets.

New Zealand: little brother of Australia. Generally keeps to himself. Live in the shadow of his older brother and his idol the United States but doesn't really mind. Environmentally conscious and generous. Has a strange dance that he shows off to everyone. Has drinking problem.

India: Ex-husband of Pakistan. Spiritual guy who used to keep to himself until he realised he has the potential to make a lot of money. Since then he worked hard and now earns a lot of money, although most had to be put towards the mortgage, bills, groceries and home maintainance. Stocks up guns in case his ex-wife tries anything. Good with computers. Has drinking problem.

Pakistan: Ex-wife of India. Lots of emotional scars from the failed marriage. Didn't get all that she wanted from India in the divorce and occasionally tried to break in to India's house to grab the stuff that she claimed were hers. Has a love-hate relationship with America. Very religious and doesn't really like alcohol, but still has drinking problem.

Bangladesh: Pakistan's son. Hated having his mum controlling everything and ran away with India's help. Works hard but still lives in poverty. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that his house got flooded a lot. Has drinking problem.

Saudi Arabia: Strict, religious guy who made a lot of money selling oil to America. Spent the money on building a very large luxurious house on his property in the middle of the desert with a big swimming pool and desalination plant. Stockpile very big guns. Often had a lot of guests coming over to stay at an old guesthouse (it's a spiritual thing). Doesn't have a drinking problem, in fact hates alcohol.

Afghanistan: an old, confused religious guy. Was bullied by Russia and Britain, and abused himself a lot. Lots of emotional scars. Currently having involuntary "counselling" sessions with America and his friends. Hates alcohol.

 

[Swedishguy]

Britain: Makes REALLY many illegitimate children. Has a fish n' chip problem.

 

[demokratickid]

Mongolia: Old guy who sits on his horse and talkes all day about how awsome his ancestors were. Doesn't drink alcohol because he thinks the ancestor's wouldn't approve.

Kazakhistan: Borat. Need I say more?

 

[Lockesdonkey]

Two things for USA:

I only know this song because my friend plays it incessantly in the car...

(Europe on America):

He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen

Personally, I prefer this:

Because America can
And American can't say no
And America does
If America says it's so
And the anchorperson on TV
Goes la-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da

You can till which one of us grew up in a small town...

 

[Lokolus]

Israel: a guy that woke up from a coma recently, he tend to get violent when his neighbours are irritating him and has a drinking problem.

Spain: was a religious guy but then had a sex change operation and became a feminst, has a drinking problem.

 

[aronnax]

The United Kingdom family is a very special family. England takes cares of three rebellious triplets, Ireland, the oldest who would always be very wasted, Scotland, the middle triplet who is a rude loud noisy, whiskey drinking, bag-pipe playing weasel and the youngest child, Wales, who does not say much.

England had a long relationship with France, but they broke up and had a huge legal battle over the possesions of the house and so on. At first, Englands Lawyers Burgundy and Normandy were winning the case. But the French sacked their idiot lawyer and hired Jean, which won the landmark case of Orleans, turning the tide of the legal battle. England lost almost everything.

After France, England afraid of commitment stayed out of affairs. One day a missionary appeared at his door but England slammed the door in Spain's nose. England then met, Cherokee, a beautiful girl who produced 13 very healthy sons. Cherokee died trying to give birth to Georgia. England then hooked up with Netherlands. He had always a thing for hippies.

One day when, Netherlands was out of town, England met France again and accidently slept with her. She was pregnant and they fought over the child Canada. England won the custody but France won the right to take Canada home every weekend for French Lessons. Netherlands divorced England for cheating on her, (cept her herself was meddling with Malacca and Indonesia). England got pissed and stole away Netherlands adopted children, Cape and Celyon.

The thirteen American sons were fed up with their fathers loose behaviour and ran away from home with the best silverware. They tried to get their half sister Canada to go but she refused. So they tried by forced. Twice

England was upset that his thirteen boys ran away, that he slept with a woman named Malaya. Thus the straits settlement was born.

 

[demokratickid]

The United Kingdom family is a very special family. England takes cares of three rebellious triplets, Ireland, the oldest who would always be very wasted, Scotland, the middle triplet who is a rude loud noisy, whiskey drinking, bag-pipe playing weasel and the youngest child, Wales, who does not say much.

England had a long relationship with France, but they broke up and had a huge legal battle over the possesions of the house and so on. At first, Englands Lawyers Burgundy and Normandy were winning the case. But the French sacked their idiot lawyer and hired Jean, which won the landmark case of Orleans, turning the tide of the legal battle. England lost almost everything.

After France, England afraid of commitment stayed out of affairs. One day a missionary appeared at his door but England slammed the door in Spain's nose. England then met, Cherokee, a beautiful girl who produced 13 very healthy sons. Cherokee died trying to give birth to Georgia. England then hooked up with Netherlands. He had always a thing for hippies.

One day when, Netherlands was out of town, England met France again and accidently slept with her. She was pregnant and they fought over the child Canada. England won the custody but France won the right to take Canada home every weekend for French Lessons. Netherlands divorced England for cheating on her, (cept her herself was meddling with Malacca and Indonesia). England got pissed and stole away Netherlands adopted children, Cape and Celyon.

The thirteen American sons were fed up with their fathers loose behaviour and ran away from home with the best silverware. They tried to get their half sister Canada to go but she refused. So they tried by forced. Twice

England was upset that his thirteen boys ran away, that he slept with a woman named Malaya. Thus the straits settlement was born.

Perhaps the funniset description of Britain yet!

Canada- USA's quiet and somewhat nerdier neighbor

USA- Has a severe drinking and Nu-cu-lar problem. Apparently can't dance either. Linky link link

 

[Tommy_Gunner]

THIS is the world, if it was a small town.

Portugal- The doublecrosser expert. hates his neighbor, Spain. He is England's best buddy, but sometimes wishes she was dead. He always f*cks up up and gets away with it. While others fight, this one makes money out of 'em (WW2 Style). Got drunk and married Spain a bunch of times. Currently half way broke

Spain- The b*tchy women that loves old fashioned parties. Also hates her neighbor. She usually backstabs everyone and sticks with the guys that have major chances of winning.

England- Tea addicted teenager who speaks and no one understands. Pretty much the only chick in the world saying 'arse' instead of 'ass'. Shes cool most of the time. But once shes got the power, she gets all bossy.

Ireland- The drunk. Dresses in green. Natural enemy of the rest of the world.

Mexico- Mafia guy. Hates by USA.

Brazil- Only one thing does he have in common with his former best friend, Portugal: soccer.

USA- That guy that wears sunglasses at night. He carries a shotgun all the time, and knows when to play badass, and when to act like a total f*cktard. England's former boyfriend.

Japan- China's brother. Make version of her, only less b*tchy.

France- The guy that loves wine more than everything.

Canada- The most polite guy in the whole universe. Yet hated by everyone.

Russia- Fat drunk ol' broad. Plays badass, but shes to busy drinking to get away with it. USA's natural enemy.

Scotland- Natural enemy of...well, scotland.

Korea- That random asian guy in the background no one gives a f*ck about.

Iran- The emo that hangs around with other emos.

Greece- The guy thats broke. Great guy. But people just dont care about him.

Italy- Classy girl. The starter of the fashions. Mostly hated.

Dem. Rep. Congo- the guy that says he is alright, and is alright, but acts like an idiot all the time.

Angola- Portugal's african version.

Norway- The rich guy everyone hates because he is rich.

 

[Midnight-Blue766]

International Relations become an exercise in homoerotica.

 

[Kyriakos]

We cos-play as Byzantine

 

[caketastydelish]

delete

 

[ArneHD]

Well, this is a blast from the past.

 

[plarq]

We cos-play as Byzantine

Byzantine is the father!

 

[Leonidas34]

Canada: Super nice lumberjack guy who loves to put maple syrup on everything. USAs younger brother, and child of Britain. Gets a long with everybody.