And if there's one thing the Old Left is definitely doing these days, it is living in the past.
If you could time travel, what would you do?
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Or the glorious future, eh Comrade?
ReindeerThistle
Zimmerwald Left
I actually have more in common with conservatives than with Ye Olde Left.
I am a Marxist-Leninist.
I thought for sure you guys would trounce on my old "taking care of a dying friend" lefty rhetoric.
Guess Baal is too busy nailing the babes of yesteryear and Dachs is shaking off that s/he thing.
...wouldn't that be a comical time travel encounter?
ReindeerThistle
Zimmerwald Left
Awesome... "Dad."
Link to video.
Edit: Why do I have a sudden a craving for Victoria Bitter and a Vegemite sandwich?
sophie
Break My Heart
I'm sorry, your mother was shagged by Lord_Baal, not an amalgam of Crocodile Dundee, Steve Irwin, a Kangaroo, and a Bloomin' Onion.
ReindeerThistle
Zimmerwald Left
Dude, Lord Baal isn't an amalgam of Crocodile Dundee, Steve Irwin, a Kangaroo, and a Bloomin' Onion?
Besides, I think he just created an alternate timeline 'cause there's another me out there holding a three year old girl calling me a dirty commie through the window.
43,000 cops for you protection?
When I used to live in Queens I made a friend with Portorican former cop who was ploted and charged with conspiracy and sentenced for 24 years. He has been red ever since. So you are not alone, comrade.
Perfection
The Great Head.
Obtain absolute power.
Maybe if he added 15 kilos of muscle and developed the urge to watch Futurama and troll Craigslist for booty.
r16
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if you could time travel you wouldn't be able to have Monroe for the night for FBI would be keeping a watch around her house to see whether she was b_tching about her encounters with the Kennedy Bros and the guy who smoke too much was still in the US service . You might have a few bones broken .
ReindeerThistle
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warpus
Sommerswerd asked me to change this
Simple, you just time travel right into her nether regions. 5 seconds later you're back home
ReindeerThistle
Zimmerwald Left
Traitorfish
The Tighnahulish Kid
Not even that. The New Left is living in the past, but the Old Left is still stuck in the past's past.
It's a bleak state of affairs, I'll tell you that for nowt.
ReindeerThistle
Zimmerwald Left
Actually, fairly hopeful in the southern hemisphere.
Ziggy Stardust
Absolutely Sane
When I was 12, I played football as a right-wing defender. Hardly ever shot on goal. One game I tried to give a pass from the sideline, completely miss-judged it. Ball hit the corner of the goal, went straight up, straight down, hit the cross bar, went straight up and down again, then glanced the crossbar on the way down, hit the goalie who was watching the ball bounce on the forehead and knocked him over while the ball went in.
It was the only goal I scored in my entire career as a player, and I would travel back in time to watch that again.
It was the only goal I scored in my entire career as a player, and I would travel back in time to watch that again.
ReindeerThistle
Zimmerwald Left
Woah! Take pics for us, Flying Dutchman!
CavLancer
This aint fertilizer
Cool story Ziggy!
Borachio
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It's even worse than that. Look at new New Labour.
