If you had half a wish

[Perfection]

That'd be pretty cool actually

 

[nc-1701]

I ask for a fast factoring algorithm.

 

[Antilogic]

...and he gives you a quickie. Win.

 

[Lohrenswald]

One hundred tousand million billion dollars.

Even if you take out half of those words it should still be a lot of moneyz

 

[hangman]

One hundred tousand million billion dollars.

Even if you take out half of those words it should still be a lot of moneyz

You get one hundred thousand million billion. Nothing in particular, just the number.

 

[Lohrenswald]

Alright, what about:

All the world.

 

[traius]

All the world is a pretty good attempt. even if he gives you half, he gives you the world or "all." But "All" would include "all the" diseases.
Or he could say that giving requires taking. He gives you all (it's already there). So just go and take it

 

[Phrossack]

I wouldn't deal with such a perfidious being.

 

[warpus]

And you would get half of nothing - a noth. And I'm not sure what that is, but I'd watch out if I were you.

 

[gozpel]

I put my house on a draw between Liverpool and Arsenal, where I ask the genie for a draw for Liverpool.

Win-win!

 

[Lights]

He would draw you the city of Liverpool.

 

[Lohrenswald]

He would draw you the city of Liverpool.

I wouldn't hate that.

 

[Mise]

Bacon Cheeseburger

Poop cheeseburger. Bacon penis.