If you were an evil genius...

[Mr. Dictator]

What would your HQ be like?

Here's mine:

This Island gaurded by an elite squad of loyal men and attack dolphins.

There would be a helipad, a nuclear silo, a small dock for my yacht, a submarine hold, and an indoor bowling alley/personal restaurant.

All of this on a tiny island. well, most of it would be underwater too.

 

[skadistic]

My HQ would be in a lean to out in the wilderness. It would be so unasuming no one passing by would notice.

 

[Evil Tyrant]

My location says it all, a secret underground bunker.

 

[Trajan12]

In The White House.

 

[Irish Caesar]

I'd have my HQ in the Sahara Desert; it would be nuclear powered, of course.

Probably not air conditioned.

The details depend on what my area of expertise would be, I don't have much experience as an evil genius and haven't spent much time planning out a lair.

 

[REDY]

My HQ should be in Amazonia

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

A huge desolate land, in which my HQ would be an enormous tower - preferably as phallic as possible - in the centre. Nearby would be a massive volcano which would erupt at regular intervals.

From there I would spread my spawn throughout the world to achieve my evil deeds. Muhahahaaa and all that lark.

 

[Evil Tyrant]

I'd have my HQ in the Sahara Desert; it would be nuclear powered, of course.

Probably not air conditioned.

The details depend on what my area of expertise would be, I don't have much experience as an evil genius and haven't spent much time planning out a lair.

Why on earth would you want to live in the Sahara without air conditioning?

 

[Irish Caesar]

A huge desolate land, in which my HQ would be an enormous tower - preferably as phallic as possible - in the centre. Nearby would be a massive volcano which would erupt at regular intervals.

Um, isn't a phallic tower of a villain considered a sign of compensation?

 

[Lord_Iggy]

The one I designed is spherical, made out of diamond, located at the center of the earth (or maybe another earth) filled with massive computer banks and filled with Penguin assistants.

I also wouldn't necessarily be an evil genius, more of a morally ambiguous genius.

Alternatively, I'd like a castle on a small, rocky island.

 

[Irish Caesar]

Why on earth would you want to live in the Sahara without air conditioning?

For one thing, I (as some do) like it hot.

For another, who would want to come and bother me? 'Twould be awful uncomfortable for Mr. Bond to come in his tuxedo to foil my brilliant plans.

Finally, hotter temperataures persuade hotter mistresses to dress in a more revealing matter.

 

[Fifty]

a boat in the carribean with a lot of pot, rum, and morphine.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Um, isn't a phallic tower of a villain considered a sign of compensation?

Overcompensation, you mean. And yes - I think it's more to show off to other evil genius' than an actual show of power. The good old day's of villainy are fading away, there's not as much fun in the market anymore

Still, I try to keep it up as much as possible.

 

[Evil Tyrant]

For one thing, I (as some do) like it hot.

For another, who would want to come and bother me? 'Twould be awful uncomfortable for Mr. Bond to come in his tuxedo to foil my brilliant plans.

Finally, hotter temperataures persuade hotter mistresses to dress in a more revealing matter.

I'm the exact opposite, I like the temperature on the cool side myself. But try as I might, I can't find anything wrong with your other reasons though.

 

[Gilder]

A tall, imposing, and dark techno-castle/complex in either Asia, Madagascar, or deep in the jungles of South or Central America. It would of course be near a coastal area, and the there would be much more underground. Such as labs holding various deadly diseases (with antidotes), nuclear expierments, and of course enough arms, tanks, and small fleet to beat up a small nation.

In times of extreme crises (or if I feel like terrorizing the locals) the very keep of the techno-castle would launch to form into a giant airship battlestation, like the Hydra in Skies of Arcadia.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

In times of extreme crises (or if I feel like terrorizing the locals) the very keep of the techno-castle would launch to form into a giant airship battlestation, like the Hydra in Skies of Arcadia.

Delphinus can kick Hydra to the ground. Hell, Gilder and his magnificent coat can do it, but I don't need to tell you THAT!

 

[Gilder]

Delphinus can kick Hydra to the ground. Hell, Gilder and his magnificent coat can do it, but I don't need to tell you THAT!

I know, but an evil genius needs to overcompensate about something. It's in the creed. And flying techno-castles are awesome. And ships are less imposing.

I should also invest in air ship technology. To do some pirating fromt he skies.

 

[mangxema]

If?

I want an island.. I haven't thought of where it would be precisely, but not too warm or else one of those pesky hurricanes might destroy the whole thing and that's no good at all.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

I know, but an evil genius needs to overcompensate about something. It's in the creed. And flying techno-castles are awesome. And ships are less imposing.

I dunno, the Delphinus was a beauty of an airship. Well worth disobeying the rules for

 

[Chandrasekhar]

If?

Gragh, you stole it!

Anyway, I'd put mine on Mars. Below the surface, preferably, perhaps below the northern icecap. I'd also equip it with a wildly expensive and not very practacal mechanical device to raise it above the surface for when I decide to make my grand appearance. Also, it will function as a gigantic raygun pointed at the Earth.

... yes, I've thought of this too much. And I still haven't thought of a name.