If you were an evil genius...
- Thread starter Mr. Dictator
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Gilder
Deity
I dunno, the Delphinus was a beauty of an airship. Well worth disobeying the rules for
Perhaps an exception can be made.
However, I must triple the original Delphinus' firepower.
Bluemofia
F=ma
A perfectly cubical fortress of doom in the middle of the Sahara or Arizona deserts, with a sniper tower jutting out of the center of it, and 8 gattling cannons, one on each corner, and on the center of the sides. Then it is going to be surrounded by anti-personal and anti-tank mines everywhere, as well as lots of barbed wire.
And it's going to all camouflaged so that pesky Google earth won't be able to see it, and inside would have my research labs, experimenting with all sorts of destructive technology that I have devised (sonic harmonics weapons, proto-type plasma weapons, chemical weapons of doom, genetically engineered biological lysogenic viruses, whatever.), and it will be fusion powered! The water supply would come from drilling down deep enough into the aquifer, or it can come from a desalination plant located near the ocean, with pipes and pumps that bring water to the base.
Name: La Vasteland
And it's going to all camouflaged so that pesky Google earth won't be able to see it, and inside would have my research labs, experimenting with all sorts of destructive technology that I have devised (sonic harmonics weapons, proto-type plasma weapons, chemical weapons of doom, genetically engineered biological lysogenic viruses, whatever.), and it will be fusion powered! The water supply would come from drilling down deep enough into the aquifer, or it can come from a desalination plant located near the ocean, with pipes and pumps that bring water to the base.
Name: La Vasteland
amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
Somewhere in Germany. The old castles, plus Germany's historic reputation as being a place where ...interesting fellows have dwelled. 
Dann
Green bug
A mobile island base. 1/10 above the surface, looking like your typical newly born volcano. Hidden openings house communications and radar antennas, satellite receiver discs, as well as SAM and SSM launchers
The underwater portion (9/10) houses the bulk of my secret base, which includes working, living and entertainment quarters, nuclear power plants, propulsion, submarine docks and ICBM launch bays.
An alternative choice is a giant orbital space station with shuttle docking bays, laser turrets, nuclear missiles and an ion cannon that can fry any location on earth.
The underwater portion (9/10) houses the bulk of my secret base, which includes working, living and entertainment quarters, nuclear power plants, propulsion, submarine docks and ICBM launch bays.
An alternative choice is a giant orbital space station with shuttle docking bays, laser turrets, nuclear missiles and an ion cannon that can fry any location on earth.
Irish Caesar
Yellow Jacket
Bluemofia
F=ma
By that, I believe you mean "Arizona desert."
I thought it was grammatically correct to use Deserts. Oh well. You get what I mean.
Irish Caesar
Yellow Jacket
I thought it was grammatically correct to use Deserts. Oh well. You get what I mean.
I just meant that the Sahara was already mine.
Unless you'd like to team up and make an unbeatable evil genius coalition?
Perfection
The Great Head.
It's a sleek high-rise, right next door to the agency that is sworn to fight my shadowy organisation. On the first floor there's have a coffee shop that serves gourmet drinks at low prices that is riddled with bugs, so I can get access to thier secret information. I also intercept laptop information through my modified wi-fi routers. I lease the thing out to numerous companies including a few of my shells. I do all physical operations on seperate sites and only feed in information and the odd prototype into my tower. That way if something goes afoul I can pin on a foriegn warlord or Eastern European Kleptocrat and keep my stellar reputation. The key to keeping a secret base secret is not by putting it in some remote location. Google Earth will quickly take care of all secrecy. The key is hiding it in paperwork, so put it in a nice central location so you can keep an eye on your enemy as well as stay in the thick of things.
The Omega
Completely Insane
I gigantic ice cream factory of PURE EVIL. With a Death Ray. And an assortment of incompetent henchmen. And free parking only at 2:00 AM on Tuesdays.
Bluemofia
F=ma
Whatever. Sure. And need some sort of buried nuke silo that can be converted into spaceship launch pad so we can engage in sattelite warfare, or detonating a nuke high above North America and/or Europe to fry their electronics...
GenMarshall
High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent
My HQ would be aboard a Super Star Destroyer 
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Trajan12
Deity
GenMarshall
High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent
What joke?Wow, no one got my joke?
Trajan12
Deity
What joke?
All the things about America being an evil empire and George Bush being an evil fascist. Guess my delivery wasn't very good.
GenMarshall
High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent
I don't see how America is even an Empire. We don't even have an Emperor and Bush is most certainly not one
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Shylock
Hey smiling strange
Perfection
The Great Head.
I got it, I just didn't think it was funny enough to warrent comment.Wow, no one got my joke?
Chandrasekhar
Determined
Same here, though it was mighty close, in my opinion.
