If you were an evil genius...

[El_Machinae]

I would form a pocket dimension, people it with billions of sentient (but mainly harmless) organisms, and just store my consciousness there. It doesn't have to be very big; 45 billion light years or so (large enough to have a fair-number of black holes, to keep escape routes open)

Meanwhile, I would continue my foray into the Multiverse

 

[GoodSarmatian]

A city in a huge submarine with a very original name (Leviathan, Atlantis, Lemuria...), so they never now where I am at the moment.
After I have taken over the world it will be a a space station with nukes and lasers to rain destruction on my enemies.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

All the things about America being an evil empire and George Bush being an evil fascist. Guess my delivery wasn't very good.

That villain in the White House can hardly be described as a genius...

 

[Atlas14]

Evil geniuses are overrated.

 

[GenMarshall]

That villain in the White House can hardly be described as a genius...

well how can he not be a genius if he cant even open a door!

 

[Xanikk999]

well how can he not be a genius if he cant even open a door!

I think the bush is stupid thing went on long enough.

After all he graduated from college so he cant be that stupid?

 

[CurtSibling]

@Xanikk999:

There is a thing called 'family connections' and 'vast wealth'.

For the record, I don't think Bush is as dumb as he would have us believe.

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[GoodSarmatian]

I think the bush is stupid thing went on long enough.

After all he graduated from college so he cant be that stupid?

I know people who graduated and are pretty dumb...

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

My base would be along these lines...

I see that and I keep thinking 'Thunderbirds'. I don't really see you as the International Rescue type, Curt Tracy

 

[G-Force Junkie]

My evil organization would have a kind, corporate face. My lobbyists would buy out politicians to legislate my will, and my secret lair would be a vast underground complex underneath the city of Atlanta, GA, and it would be accessable from my corporate headquarters in GFJ Tower in downtown Atlanta, my mansion in Buckhead via a secret subway tunnel, and from my heavily fortified mansion outside Auburn, AL via a bullet train. Of course people wouldn't think of me as an evil genius, more as a kindly philanthropist who is dedicated to finding a cure for numerous childhood diseases.

edit - On a sidenote, my cover organization would either be a media, energy, or pharmaceutical corporation.

 

[Yuri2356]

I see that and I keep thinking 'Thunderbirds'. I don't really see you as the International Rescue type, Curt Tracy

Ah, but he sets forth to rescure the world from the follies of ancient myths and fairytales. Most likley through use of high explosive.

 

[Riesstiu IV]

If I were an evil genius I would invent a power plant that consumed the souls of puppies thus producing a power output pf 25mw per puppy. It would make me a genius for solving the world’s energy problems but I would be evil at the same time because the puppies would be sad and eventually go to hell when they die.

Edit: Oh yes and the brutal suppression of free speech, media, and random public beatings administered by my secret police would probably make me evil too.

 

[Irish Caesar]

My evil organization would have a kind, corporate face. My lobbyists would buy out politicians to legislate my will, and my secret lair would be a vast underground complex underneath the city of Atlanta, GA, and it would be accessable from my corporate headquarters in GFJ Tower in downtown Atlanta, my mansion in Buckhead via a secret subway tunnel, and from my heavily fortified mansion outside Auburn, AL via a bullet train. Of course people wouldn't think of me as an evil genius, more as a kindly philanthropist who is dedicated to finding a cure for numerous childhood diseases.

edit - On a sidenote, my cover organization would either be a media, energy, or pharmaceutical corporation.

Underground Atlanta and MARTA aren't my ideas of a cool villain HQ.



But your secret's safe with me, Ted.

 

[Till]

My HQ would be a vast dungeon under some remote mountain. Colourful artefacts like iron maidens and shackles would be used amply for decoration. The halls and passageways would be left with a rough and unpolished look. Much attention would be paid towards proper resonance, so that my evil, mad, laughter can lift the spirits of wicked underlings anywhere within the lair.

 

[Riesstiu IV]

Since you are German, you must have goose stepping guards to guard your dungeon.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

Since you are German, you must have goose stepping guards to guard your dungeon.

And evey five minutes you hear some shouting Halt! or Achtung !

 

[GoodSarmatian]

My evil organization would have a kind, corporate face. My lobbyists would buy out politicians to legislate my will, and my secret lair would be a vast underground complex underneath the city of Atlanta, GA, and it would be accessable from my corporate headquarters in GFJ Tower in downtown Atlanta, my mansion in Buckhead via a secret subway tunnel, and from my heavily fortified mansion outside Auburn, AL via a bullet train. Of course people wouldn't think of me as an evil genius, more as a kindly philanthropist who is dedicated to finding a cure for numerous childhood diseases.

edit - On a sidenote, my cover organization would either be a media, energy, or pharmaceutical corporation.

That's SO cheesy.
Are you a jewish freemason ?

 

[Sh3kel]

What do you mean "if"?

 

[Xanikk999]

I know people who graduated and are pretty dumb...

I wonder how. Im having enough trouble!

BTW "influence" and "money" cant buy you good grades.

 

[CurtSibling]

I see that and I keep thinking 'Thunderbirds'. I don't really see you as the International Rescue type, Curt Tracy

It would be similar to International Rescue, but it would be my panzers and stukas causing the global disasters.

Weekly schedule:
*I would create personal entertainment by putting LSD in all communion wafers of churches worldwide.
*Make an army of Osama clones that are all camp and fruity. Then send them around the Middle East.
*Distribute Emo CDs which are recorded at a frequency that it makes the whiny idiot's ears implode.
*I'd brainwash the (LSD-filled) pope to rejoin the SS and order him to lead my elite panzer forces.
*Force GW Bush off the wagon and feed him bourbon before a big peace summit.
*Send a horde of lice into the secret lair of Perfection or my other rivals.