If your country HAD to merge with another country...

Cheezy the Wiz said:
Yeah, but then we'd always get into a silly debate with the Brits; are we the You Ess Zee, or the You Ess Zed? Wars have been fought over such things.
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It's Zed damnit. Get with rest of the world will you...

*prepares defense*
 
With Cuba! The two sister nations of the Caribbean would make a cool country.
 
For China? Japan. Similar racial stock and related culture despite the troubled history. The emnity is mostly recent (last 200 years) anyway. For millenia the two were mostly at peace.

China gains a massive technology transfer and the famous Japanese fanatical dedication towards excellence in any field. Japan gains resources and lebensraum.

For Philippines? Now this is hard. Genetically Filipinos are identical to Malays, but thanks to colonization our culture is now completely different from that of our neighbors. We're actually closer to Mexico culturally. I don't see how such a union is gonna work though...

However if the US are willing to take us back in that's not so bad... :mischief:
 
With U.S.
Guyana, 500k of them live here as it is, I doubt very many of the 750k that live there now will move here. + we get an awesome rain forest :D

Mexico and Canada. (already said why by others here)

Philippines, There are so many Philipinos in Vegas as it is and they seem to get along really well with everyone as it is.
 
Elta said:
With U.S.
Guyana, 500k of them live here as it is, I doubt very many of the 750k that live there now will move here. + we get an awesome rain forest :D
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I'm from Guyana! The vast majority of my family live in the US :lol:
 
luiz said:
I consider Uruguay to be a rebel province, so there.

And we could use all that land in Argentina to make a huge parking space. Some arrogant brazilians say that Argentina is useless, but I say they lack the vision to understand just how many cars we could park there and how that could make our lifes easier.
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Maybe Argentina could be our criminal colony? Living with those guys MUST be hell after all...
 
I wouldn't mind Poland merging with any of its neighbours but Russia and Germany. But I don't think any country would be interested, because apart from the mentioned two and Ukraine all our neighbours are much smaller than Poland and would be an addition to my country, not an equal part of the merger.

So Czechs are OK, at least Upper Silesia would be united this way and our languages are mutually understendable.
Slovakia is OK, they have very similar language to polish
Ukraine is OK, we have many cultural and historical ties,
but there is much mistrust and I don't think it could ever be possible.
Belarus is OK, there is considerable polish minority there, and Belarusian (not many Belarusians left speaking it) is close to polish, there are many cultural and historical ties as well.

Germany and Russia are too big.
 
Squonk said:
I wouldn't mind Poland merging with any of its neighbours but Russia and Germany. But I don't think any country would be interested, because apart from the mentioned two and Ukraine all our neighbours are much smaller than Poland and would be an addition to my country, not an equal part of the merger.

So Czechs are OK, at least Upper Silesia would be united this way and our languages are mutually understendable.
Slovakia is OK, they have very similar language to polish
Ukraine is OK, we have many cultural and historical ties,
but there is much mistrust and I don't think it could ever be possible.
Belarus is OK, there is considerable polish minority there, and Belarusian (not many Belarusians left speaking it) is close to polish, there are many cultural and historical ties as well.

Germany and Russia are too big.
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I disagree. I wouldn't want to have a border with Russia again, first of all, Second of all, Why not Germany? It's to big? how is that a problem? Germany has our culture to.
 
Because if we wanted to break free again, we would have problems :)
Our culture? I don't think Germany is closer to us by culture than Slovakia, Lithuania, Czech RP or even Belarus.
We DO have a border with Russia now, so what's the problem?
 
Volum said:
Norwegian Oil and women, Swedish furniture and phones, Finnish phones and tolerance to alcohol and mix it with the Danish language?

Awesome.
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Norway have the money; Denmark has the Food. Sweden have the factories, Finland the ideas. Oh, and we could probably use Icelandic biotechnology too.
 
Then You should call yourself Viking Civ and capture Russia (Kievan Ruthenia) again :nod:
 
Volum said:
Norwegian Oil and women, Swedish furniture and phones, Finnish phones and tolerance to alcohol and mix it with the Danish language?

Awesome.
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I thought it was Norwegian oil and Swedish women ,I can't believe it, what has changed ? How could this happen ?
 
scy12 said:
I thought it was Norwegian oil and Swedish women ,I can't believe it, what has changed ? How could this happen ?
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Swedish women to the rest of the world are known to be hot, but the norwegians were being greedy, and decided to keep it a secret that their women are hotter, it was secret untill some norwegian guy blew it, and now ever since, norwegian girls have been the hotter scandinavians.

But doesn't matter, Polish girls are hotter, and there are so many of them, We don't mind sharing! :D
 
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