yarr for the crappiest leader! assorted with a crappy location
Moving the warrior south reveals more jungle, so I decide to settle in place, as much as I'd hate it. I go bw while sporting a wb since I doubt I'll see many barbarians from the start in this remote corner. Plus I'll need to chop the settlers/workers, not that there's much to chop...
I meet willy soon; TOO soon!
And wannabe UN guy - ghandi...
Minions, prepare me the axe! Border pop pops a hut, and I get bw! I have bronze, and I like willy only when I play with him. Obviously, I go wheel
3 gold in a spot, yet no food... gah, I hate it!
I have phants, I don't have water, I already have fishing; so I go hunting after wheel, probably followed by ah. Willy also has bronze in his fat cross... what a party spoiler...
Ghandi - hindu; budism - somewhere
Ok paps, go build a shrine too, I'll need the cash...
Dumb willy sets Utrecht on a hill 1 tile from the coast... God, I hate them when they do that...
Ah in, willy doesn't appear to have ponnies
Spy says it's only the 3 of us on this island; or someone north... However, since it ain't ooc, glh can be forgotten, need to club neighbors.
Ghandi founds juda too... damn, it's gonna be a love fest on the other continents! Stupid old man...
Mysticism in, pottery next.
Oranje - 11 turns from mining... might be too late bubba...
Pottery in, writing next; willys worker finished the cottage, so... showtime. 9 axes vs a hilly city definitelly ain't enough, but...
Every dog has it's day... lose 4 axes to kill 1 archer...
2 archers in amsterdam... and he can't whip... yuppie
I recoup the bad luck, so 1st axe wins at 23%
amsterdam mine at 1 axe cost
revolt to slavery for monument whipping and crap.
2 archers in hague on a hill; me 4 axes
I wait for 5th axe and... buh, bye
"learn to go bw, kek! pw00nz00r!!!111eleven". Whatever... bye willie.
Ghandi ain't in slavery... and I could chop quite alot in amsterdam.
I keep lisbon at pop. 5 as I intend to make amsterdam capitol.
Ghandi - slavery; Ghandi - 31 turns to IW and judging after the place where bronze is, hopefully he doesn't have another one in his territory. I don't have spears, thing I hate, but... time to wipe you out...
ok, he has ponnies(found them with an axe sent ahead scouting). I hate having to keep bombay, but it's a holy city and apparently ghandi built stonehenge.
delhi mine
Since I'll probably be isolated, I go straight hr.
Varanasi and the copper - razed
he sure had his day... 5 axes lost
buh, bye.. what a buncha weaklings
doubt I'll continue tbh; there's enough land to win even if drunk...