Imperium OffTopicum XIV

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Chancellor Yingjang Shinawatra appoints Prime Minister

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- Chancellor Yingjang Shinawatra

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- Prime Minister Thanin Kraivichien

Chancellor Yingjang Shinawatra, wanting to make more effective the governance of the country and also limit the amount of work he must personally handle, has created the office of Prime Minister and has appointed Mr. Thanin Kraivichien to be Prime Minister. The duties of the Prime Minister are to follow the general instructions of the Chancellor and personally oversee that his orders are followed and are completed in time. The Prime Minister also has executive powers to create new laws.

The Prime Minister has visited Factories near Bangkok and has spoken to both the owners and the workers. He has talked to them about the need to increase the industrial production of Thailand and that the state will surely help businessmen who want to expand their business with loans and laws which shall make the creation of new Factories more easy and will limit the bureaucracy.
 
OOC: leaving Gangnam/GEAR in Bair's hands for a while because of severe IRL health problems.
 
From: Thailand
To: The World


The former dictator Takeshi Shiro of Philippines has escaped the island and has taken with him loyalist troops and a nuke. We have found the nuclear site and so this can be confirmed. We must do our best to prevent this madman from escaping. Thai intelligence has discovered that Shiro has most likely fled to neighboring Malacca.

From: Thailand
To: Malacca


We politely ask you to allow Thai troops to search Malacca for Shiro and his gang. If not, we shall take measures in order to ensure that this crazy dictator is arrested.
 

Link to video.


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NEW STATE OF ISRAEL


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"Location of the newly established Israeli state in former Bosnian territories"
Name: New State of Israel
Nickname: Israel/New Israel
Capital: New Jerusalem (Sarjevo)
Anthem: Hatikvah
Motto: "Never Again"
Currency: Shekel
Government: Unitary Parliamentary Republic
History:
Following the Great Wars that occurred throughout the early to mid 21st century, the once thriving Israeli State is destroyed and once again Jewish people are forcibly displaced all around the world. Fortunately, after several years of chaos, an organized band of Jewish leadership were able to gather wandering Israelis, and agree to settle a new Jewish state somewhere safe and welcoming. While the rest of the world bicker once again about their petty problems, Israelis slowly reconstruct and reform their state in the desolate and abandoned ruins of former Bosnia. Here, they hope they can create a state that would never repeat again the same mistakes of the past.
 
inb4 Bosniak apartheid

From: Thailand
To: Malacca


We politely ask you to allow Thai troops to search Malacca for Shiro and his gang. If not, we shall take measures in order to ensure that this crazy dictator is arrested.
Malacca is a long-time trading partner of the United Arab Republic, and was a loyal member of the coalition that stood against Japanese tyranny; it should be more than capable of taking the requisite measures itself. Moreover, given Thailand's previous, disastrous smash-and-grab in the Philippines that in spite of overwhelming force utterly failed to catch Takeshi or prevent rogue access to nuclear weapons, so much as a whiff of a repeat performance in Malacca shall make us very cross.
 
They Might Be Terrorists point out the fact of their existence to Israel.
 
OOC: From an OCC perspective, I would like to keep this document as "private" as in "nobody knows about it". I would include it in war plans but honestly having PMs with RP that noone except Robert will read is a bit boring.

++++++ Date: 28 October 2113 ++++++

++++++ By: General Samantha Northbridge, Ministry of War ++++++

++++++ To: Empress Elizabeth the Third ++++++

++++++ Re: Recent Developments ++++++

++++++ Thought of the Day: Liberation can come from unexpected places, but when it does be sure to nurture it. ++++++

A full investigation has been carried out by both French and British intelligence units into why the Indonesian war is not over. Many spies have been executed and internalized misogynists re-educated. It disturbs me that these agents of the patriarchy were able to sabotage our efforts so. But what is done is done, we are now fighting a two front war.

To replenish losses in the Indonesian front we recommend to start creating Mendog Shock Units. We should allow all able-bodied Mendogs who have not been convicted of a Level-Three or higher crime and wish to keep their pee-pee to join a MSU. We suspect that recruitment will be almost universal. All Mendogs in a MSU will be fitted with an explosive collar. They will be organized into squads of 100 Mendogs and 1 Female Sargent. If the men attempt to defect or retreat then the Sargent will activate their collar, obliterating their heads. If the Sargent dies then the collars will activate as well, they will told this so as to reduce Female casualties and to ensure they do not try and turn on their betters. These units will be sent directly to the Indonesian front.

The Scottish Mutants continue to resist our enlightened rule. Although the use of MSUs in Scotland is unfeasible due to the delicate situation there, we may have found a solution to the problem. A group of fanatically faithful colonists calling themselves the “Sisters of Battle” have taken matters into their own hands, routing many Mutant Rebels from the territory. Their hatred of the mutants have made them an effective fighting force, although they have taken few prisoners. Regardless of their faults, they are possibly the key to winning the Scottish conflict. I urge you to legitimize their group in Scotland and attempt to organize them into the Matriarchal Guard, if properly trained they could make an effective fighting force in other fronts as well.

++++++ In the name of the Goddess and the Revolution, Amen. ++++++

OOC: Spoiler Alert: All these suggestions get accepted.
 
RSF ISSUES EVACUATION NOTICE TO UAR
[that means this message is to the UAR yes]

The RSF does not want needless death. However, a war is fought by many fronts. The RSF is considering coastal bombardment of the UAR. To avoid civilian casualties, we advise the UAR to begin immediate evacuation of its civilian populous from coastal cities and towns. It is up to the UAR to comply with our warnings. Bombardment will begin this season, so you have no time to waste. We hope the UAR cares more about its civilian populace than this needless conflict. It is up to the UAR to minimize the death count.
 
NPC Diplomacy


Malacca's response:

Our military will suffice in this search, we were part of the Coalition against Japan and we know Shiro's ways much better that the Thai tacticians. If he is here we will find him.
Please share any further intelligence you have.

A Two State Solution?

The Indonesian Republic requests that negotiations begin for a lasting cease fire and eventual peace with the Feminist Indonesia.

More Autonomy Requested:

The Kingston Mayornate is requesting that it be granted more autonomy within the TU.

The Torso's Demands:

The forces of the mutant armies demand the creation of their own state in the North of Britain. It is unacceptable that the Feminists oppress us.

Monaco requests administrative assistance

Monaco requests that France intervene in its government to help with the transition away from its previous Patriarchal society. This would include a complete overhaul of their government and possibly stronger ties with France.

Taiwan:

Taiwan requests entry to the GEAR
 
Orders lock is Friday

Edit: Moved to Saturday as I'm away
 
OOC: I have for too long neglected this game. The sleeping incident has encourage me to end my silence.

IC:

The West African Confederation would like to congratulate the United Arab Republic for its development in anti-war technology. The "sleeping powder" that was used in their campaign provided a means to bring forth war's death by causing less deaths. We hence back forth any campaign to see this new sleeping agents is deployed to further reduce death in war-zones. We also wish to seek a conference with the UAR so we could try to do a trade deal for this sleeping agent; it might prove handy to our military for defensive purposes.
 
Nattapong appointed Minister of War

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- Nattapong Yingjang, King of Cambodia and Minister of War

Nattapong Yingjang, the 25 years-old nephew of Yingjang Shinawatra and King of Cambodia, was appointed yesterday Minister of War of Thailand and all Thai military forces are under his command. While on operational level the armies are led by General of Light Sukhumbhand Paribatra, on strategic level they shall follow the orders of Nattapong Yingjang. Of course, the main grand strategy shall be shaped according to the wishes of Emperor Sayammak I and Chancellor Yingjang Shinawatra. Nattapong Yingjang will stay in Phnom Penh, capital of Cambodia, instead of moving to Bangkok and shall take care of his duties from there. He has also given a speech to TV 7 News:

"I wish to express my gratitude to His Imperial Majesty and His Excellency the Chancellor for their trust on me. I will surely not betray their trust. I wish to assure all Thai soldiers and citizens in general that this office was not given to me purely because of my family background, but because of my study on the field of military strategy. I hope that I will be able to prove the above statement and show that I truly deserve my position as Minister of War and that Thailand is a meritocracy.

My main objective will be to coordinate the Thai armed forces on our operations to hunt down Takeshi Shiro, defeat any state that gives refuge to terrorists like Shiro and to ensure the safety of Thailand from this mad dictator. I will make sure that any operations of the Thai armed forces will have the minimal amount of casualties. Takeshi Shiro shall be found and brought to justice for his war crimes and crimes against humanity.

Also, as Minister of War, I shall ensure that Thai veterans of war who have been injured will be properly compensated and will soon visit in person the Thai troops in Cambodia and Philippines, talk to them and hear their concerns. I shall also continue our grand effort to continually modernize our armed forces. That is what I had to say. I thank you all for listening to me."


The TV 7 News also made an extensive report on Nattapong Yingjang and his life. Nattapong was a student of Yingjang Shinawatra, like the current Emperor, and later studied in the Imperial Academy of War in Bangkok. In the summer of 2113, he was appointed King of Cambodia, becoming the first non royal Thai to be given a royal title. He is considered smart and handsome, and many Thai teenage girls have voted him on Internet Forums as the hottest Thai Minister.
 
@Torso: Check your privledge! By definition, you cannot be oppressed as oppression = government crackdowns + patriarchy.
 
For those of you who like to ask me huge amounts of questions on IOTchat please CFC PM me this time because I won't be on IOTchat again likely until after the update is being constructed.
 
But you never responded to my CFC PM :(:(:(:(

OOC: Why am I imagining a simple question and then 20 "pls respond robbie i wuv u" PMs

Back to IC, Rhodesian football will be simulated when I get back, and it probably will be linked on chat, so you know where to be for the only simulated footie tournament in the game!
 
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