0aayush
Chieftain
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
In shape
- Thread starter 0aayush
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This is easily the best of any of the jokes you've typed on these boards, but there's no need to spam the boards with new threads. You already had a thread you could have put these jokes in, not to mention the pre-existing joke threads.
mechaerik
Tuturuu!
Agreed on both counts with Lord Baal.
Virote_Considon
The Great Dictator
I don't think you guys are talking to someone with the ability to respond, you know...
Narz
keeping it real
You guys are really being dicks, the guy lost his grandma, I think a little compassion is in order here! 
Zack
99% hot gas
By my calculations, you need to travel 67525* miles from the spot where your grandmother started walking. You should find her eventually! Good luck! 
*5 miles per day x 365 days in a year x 37 years.
*5 miles per day x 365 days in a year x 37 years.
Narz
keeping it real
She could have been walking in circles.
Bobbtjoe
Emperor
wrong thread
Zack
99% hot gas
T'was a joke, Narz.
Narz's jokes were better, lol.
But yeah, no need to start a new thread for every new joke:
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=315002
But yeah, no need to start a new thread for every new joke:
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=315002
Zack
99% hot gas
I considered that it was a bot, but bots tend to advertise things, not post jokes.
Ziggy Stardust
Absolutely Sane
Robots may surprise you.
Bobbtjoe
Emperor
Hell yeah
If I were going to have sex with a robot I'd go to Japan. At least there it'd have the plastic facade of an underage girl with 34DD breasts.Robots may surprise you.
Virote_Considon
The Great Dictator
Some do. There was another joke bot on here a couple of years ago.
Then my first assumption would be correct. Seems like a hell of a waste of time though, even for the interwebs.
