Swissempire
Poet Jester
Orders Emailed
In the Shadow of Rome
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it is in my person thingy, apparently lots of people seem to have trouble with CFC tonight. Stats have so far been updated, though if you send orders Farow, I will change the German stats around again
LittleBoots
The Bloody Banner
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Ireland orders:
Send tech to everyone who I've made a deal with and send whatever money I promised to USCA to USCA for their tech. Ireland places her stamp of approval on all deals made for whatever amount of money (so long as there are no revisions now!
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Bank anything thats left over.
Send tech to everyone who I've made a deal with and send whatever money I promised to USCA to USCA for their tech. Ireland places her stamp of approval on all deals made for whatever amount of money (so long as there are no revisions now!
)Bank anything thats left over.
jeps
Arcadefire
The king walked into A.S.S. (Austria Secret Service) headquarters in a big 5-sided building in Vienna. He did not know what the meeting he was attending was about, but he was sure it was important, and as the letter had said, urgent.
He walked into the head office, and sat down in a chair.
“Now Josef, tell me what this meeting is about.”
“Well, as you know, a senior member of my agency caught the Franz II faking a genocide”
“Yes, I am aware of this.”
“Well, then you should be aware that the Sarajevo Accord was a tool used by him simply to have a reason to declare war on him. Is that correct?”
“Why of course”
The King was getting more and more apprehensive the longer the conversation went on.
“Than why have you been using it for your own purposes?”
King Charles stammered at that, and could not muster a reply.
“Of course. You are just like him. Do you know who was responsible for the death of Franz?”
“I’m not like him!”
“Oh, but you are. Remember, we arranged his death. We secured the nation’s safety by assassinating him. We are not afraid to do the same thing again.”
“I shall rescind the Accord immediately.”
“Good! Dass nicht wir vergessen - Lest we forget. Now, onto some more business – neutrality. Neutrality is becoming bad for Austria. Do you know what happens when you do something bad for Austria? We depose you!”
“So we should join the Axis then?”
“Yes. Send a message as soon as we get back. Parliament will pass it. The top 3 parties all hate the commies.”
“One question – why is your opinion that neutrality is so bad?”
“Sometimes you can’t make it on your own. We have no allies while neutral.”
“I’ve tried to get allies. What do you call Mexico and Germany?”
“Axis members.”
“Ok. Finally, I have gotten a report about how the Germanic peoples hate the equality we tried to implement. Do you have any suggestions about how to fix that?”
“Taxes. By race – Germans normal tax, Slavs and Jews a little higher, Turks a lot higher. Slavs and Jews won’t rebel for 0.5%, and we don’t care about the Turks anyways. It also makes them feel better than the Turks, something we want in our minorities.”
“That is a very good idea. I shall sign that now. I am king, I can skip parliament every so often.”
“Good that you like it. Last thing you need to do to preserve Austria – get at least 2 parties to leave parliament and replace them with some Germanic Peoples Party. I say get rid of the Socialists and Bulgarian Independence Parties. That should be enough to establish them as a party. Goodbye.”
“Wait! One last thing – should I send a report to you on this?”
“Who do you think I am, the King? You rule this country, not me. I just protect it from evil.”
King Charles left the A.S.S. HQ very relieved. He followed all his instructions to the letter. No bombs came for him, and no bullets. He was also assured of his rule over Austria-Hungary-Yugoslavia. Nobody could take that from him during his lifetime.
EDIT - @EQ in my stats, shouldn't it say 6 IC per turn? Since I improved eco with 10 IC.
He walked into the head office, and sat down in a chair.
“Now Josef, tell me what this meeting is about.”
“Well, as you know, a senior member of my agency caught the Franz II faking a genocide”
“Yes, I am aware of this.”
“Well, then you should be aware that the Sarajevo Accord was a tool used by him simply to have a reason to declare war on him. Is that correct?”
“Why of course”
The King was getting more and more apprehensive the longer the conversation went on.
“Than why have you been using it for your own purposes?”
King Charles stammered at that, and could not muster a reply.
“Of course. You are just like him. Do you know who was responsible for the death of Franz?”
“I’m not like him!”
“Oh, but you are. Remember, we arranged his death. We secured the nation’s safety by assassinating him. We are not afraid to do the same thing again.”
“I shall rescind the Accord immediately.”
“Good! Dass nicht wir vergessen - Lest we forget. Now, onto some more business – neutrality. Neutrality is becoming bad for Austria. Do you know what happens when you do something bad for Austria? We depose you!”
“So we should join the Axis then?”
“Yes. Send a message as soon as we get back. Parliament will pass it. The top 3 parties all hate the commies.”
“One question – why is your opinion that neutrality is so bad?”
“Sometimes you can’t make it on your own. We have no allies while neutral.”
“I’ve tried to get allies. What do you call Mexico and Germany?”
“Axis members.”
“Ok. Finally, I have gotten a report about how the Germanic peoples hate the equality we tried to implement. Do you have any suggestions about how to fix that?”
“Taxes. By race – Germans normal tax, Slavs and Jews a little higher, Turks a lot higher. Slavs and Jews won’t rebel for 0.5%, and we don’t care about the Turks anyways. It also makes them feel better than the Turks, something we want in our minorities.”
“That is a very good idea. I shall sign that now. I am king, I can skip parliament every so often.”
“Good that you like it. Last thing you need to do to preserve Austria – get at least 2 parties to leave parliament and replace them with some Germanic Peoples Party. I say get rid of the Socialists and Bulgarian Independence Parties. That should be enough to establish them as a party. Goodbye.”
“Wait! One last thing – should I send a report to you on this?”
“Who do you think I am, the King? You rule this country, not me. I just protect it from evil.”
King Charles left the A.S.S. HQ very relieved. He followed all his instructions to the letter. No bombs came for him, and no bullets. He was also assured of his rule over Austria-Hungary-Yugoslavia. Nobody could take that from him during his lifetime.
EDIT - @EQ in my stats, shouldn't it say 6 IC per turn? Since I improved eco with 10 IC.
IronMan2055
Korra 2011
that's ... interesting
IronMan2055
Korra 2011
the problems caused this
IronMan2055
Korra 2011
and this to
IronMan2055
Korra 2011
so could a mod delete the extra's?
TerrisH
Mischief?
hmm, Let's see what happens. All or Nothing Lucky! who will triumph, Free england, or the PRE! Eveything shall be decided this turn, no matter what! because, if it dousent, I have.. other plans.
Luckymoose
The World is Mine
TerrisH said:
Well, lets just see who has the best tactics and use of forces.
jeps
Arcadefire
In case anyone did not get it out of the story, NAN is dead. I have joined the Axis. Why? because I needed to align (also because nobody joined it other than Free England after the elections), and found myself doing so anyways. Also, I couldn't align with the Communists against Germany and ally with the people who support a rebellion and it elections, but then gas civillians and refuse elections to other rebels who rebelled AGAINST communism rather than FOR communism.
AHY gives its full support to the English elections.
AHY gives its full support to the English elections.
Swissempire
Poet Jester
*USCA funded cheerleaders bounce onto scene*
Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra
Free England, its the best
It can beat all the rest
So when you see thsoe commie scum
Cock your gun and shoot 'em in the bum!
When they lie face down bleeding in the red grass
then you know you've kicked their.....butts.
Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra
Free England, its the best
It can beat all the rest
So when you see thsoe commie scum
Cock your gun and shoot 'em in the bum!
When they lie face down bleeding in the red grass
then you know you've kicked their.....butts.
Swissempire
Poet Jester
You do realize the update is only 1 month.....all that upheavel is bound to have soem consequences!j_eps said:
jeps
Arcadefire
You do realize the update is only 1 month.....all that upheavel is bound to have soem consequences!
I realize the timeframe. Consider this my getting in character. Also, the upheaval will come for OTHER reasons.
About Axis things:
We support the release of the Dutch prisoners IMMEDIATELY AFTER they apologize.
We also encourage members not to hold grudges against their fellow members.
I realize the timeframe. Consider this my getting in character. Also, the upheaval will come for OTHER reasons.
About Axis things:
We support the release of the Dutch prisoners IMMEDIATELY AFTER they apologize.
We also encourage members not to hold grudges against their fellow members.
Swissempire
Poet Jester
j_eps said:You do realize the update is only 1 month.....all that upheavel is bound to have soem consequences!
I realize the timeframe. Consider this my getting in character. Also, the upheaval will come for OTHER reasons.
About Axis things:
We support the release of the Dutch prisoners IMMEDIATELY AFTER they apologize.
We also encourage members not to hold grudges against their fellow members.
The USCA states to the international community, that if the Dutch apologize, then their intruders shall be released unharmed. We beleive though, the Dutch are too stubborn to do this and are escalating this to help the Communist Menace gain hold and break up the Axis!
jeps
Arcadefire
To All Axis Members
From AHY
Will you sign trade agreements with us, that we all may be able to maintain economic independance from the comintern and all other nations should we ever need to?
To USCA
From AHY
It is good that you agree with us, BUT it is not helpful to make accusations about them while waiting and waiting and....waiting for an apology.
From AHY
Will you sign trade agreements with us, that we all may be able to maintain economic independance from the comintern and all other nations should we ever need to?
To USCA
From AHY
It is good that you agree with us, BUT it is not helpful to make accusations about them while waiting and waiting and....waiting for an apology.
Still no orders from Farow, time is ticking away, only English Civil War and the South American War before update is done
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