INES II: Gone is the Old Guard

Ecept mine makes sense.. whereas.. yours, :p

I think we a a bit of a distance of AT-AT's ;)
 
I'm an empire. My job isn't to make sense, my job is to make you say 'o :):):):)' when you see my military.

:rolleyes:
 
To all interested parties. Those I promised or even suggested might get funds. They have been sent. So enjoy! Merry Christmas!
 
Thanks a lot, btw!
 
It was Christmas Eve, and every Pole, big or small, young, and old were sleeping, except for one, Yulenties Quintez, or simply Quintez, a Mexican native from southern Mexico. He was the only one to take the job of spying on FEAR's government. As he was getting ready for the Christmas party in FEAR's capital bulding's lobby, a small crackling voice came on his intercom-watch.


"Hey Quintez, have you got enough info on First Citizen Putin?"

"I'll be gettin to it Henery."

"Good, but, ya better hurry to get here by tomarrow for report, and for the wonderful christmas party."

"Oh good, ANOTHER Christmas party that I'm going to miss..."

"Hey, if you get back in time, you'll be able to see the fireworks this time."

"Hey Henery, I gota go..."

"Well, why?"

"Well, it's just that no wait, what are you doing?" As Quintez's voice slowly drifted away. As he was being brought to the dungon, he saw the sad looks on the captives faces. When he was thrown into his cell he looked around and saw a man. Quintez thought he knew the man from somewere, but as soon as he turned to look in the man's face, the door slamed, but he then hered a scream, and then deceding from the sky was an angelic figure and it was comming for Quintez....

To be continued.
 
FEAR, I have reasons to suspect that a Mexican-Polish operative is in your capital, and after attending a secret government Christmas party (Isn't your government Atheist?) has been thrown into a dungeon. I recommend seeing to his death, or deportation.. back to the worst place of all. Southern Mexico.
 
I will deport him to to the worst place on Earth. Poland. And yes we're atheist. We worship only Putin. Furthermore we have no dungeons. Siberian gulags on the other hand....
 
I will deport him to to the worst place on Earth. Poland. And yes we're atheist. We worship only Putin. Furthermore we have no dungeons. Siberian gulags on the other hand....

Poland...heh...ha...haha...Hahaha...Muahaha....Muahahaha...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

...sorry. Got carried away.

Orders sent. Part three of the unfolding saga in Constantinople coming sometime soon.
 
No Mexican would work for a Pole!
 
Why would his parents move from Glorious Mexico to that polish hell hole?
 
But they were Mexican..
 
To: Chicago Pact
From: Argentine Federation


We are extremely disappointed to see our membership in the Chicago Pact has not been accompanied by the promises of funds and investments. We may be forced to leave the alliance if this deal is not kept.
 
To ALL SOUTH AMERICAN NATIONS
From Venezuela

We are hurt and disapointed that we were not consulted in the creation of Amazonia and the Treaty of Manaus. We wish to work on a trade agreement that will benefit all of Central and Southern America. We also wish to consolidate peace throughout the region. Is this something that is of interest to you? We offer our tech advances in the place of a carrot.
 
To: Venezuela
From: Argentina


While it appears to be the official stance of the Chicago Pact to be opposed to Communist nations such as yourselves, we believe South American affairs should be handled by South Americans and we will deal with Venezuela directly on a case-by-case basis.
 
To Argentina
From Venezuela


This pleases us greatly. I am sure we can handle such peaceful deals underneath the umbrella of the larger agreements that fly around the globe. Would you be interested in admitting us to the Manaus Trade Agreement?
 
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