Letters for Industrious and Ernest Séegin
BRINING YOU THE NEWS THE KELEN WANTS YOU TO KNOW
Freedomday, Day 24,498 of the Revolution, 2050-66.
To Be Distributed To 1MG, 3MG, 4MG, 9MG, 10MG
Article 1.) Written by the Séegin 211,553-1MG 'Andry'
The LULZ in the Congo
Kélen Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal) has oversaw a new referendum pass the United Revolutionary Assembly of National Governance. This new act,
in accordance to the wishes of the Workers is called the LULZ referendum, which stands for 'Land Usages and Locality Zoning'. In essence, the referendum
removes all of the
happy workers in the area, to make room for other
happy workers who may be put to
better use in this new location. The previous
very happy Workers have been sent to
Communes in the
south, and east.
This
grand shift of people has already seen great
effects. Our economy is
the best it's ever been. The Wólonwula and the Wɔɔrɔ have been working incredibly hard. They've raised output by
30% in just this year alone. We have raised our output by
30% also. You are allowed to smile all day about this. Kélen Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal)
has declared next Monday to be a national holiday in honor of our success. You know what this means. If you don't, turn yourself in to your local Union Leader. If you do, that's right you get to have a day
of work earlier then before! Your factory will not
open any later then two hours before it's normal time.. Have a great day
of hard work. Remember, it's good for the state. We are the state. It is good for us. If you agree with this statement, you
will get extra rations today, equivalent to the same amount of rations you donate back to the state today. This is a one time offer.
Article 2.) Written by the Séegin 57,113-3MG 'Bob Dole'
International Conference Held In Bamako
It is no secret that our glorious Union is the envy of the world. Representatives from our trusted co-revolutionaries Japan and Germany,
along with a lot of representatives from places in America such as Puerto Rico, Austria and Puerto Rico. They were awestruck by our accomplishments, namely our
happiness. In fact, they were all so
impressed with us, and our wonderful land, in comparison to their land, that the
Puerto Ricans and Austrians and Puerto Ricans all went home and had [color]revolutions immediateley[/color] in their respective homelands. We have conducted our train down the right path, or so said an
Austrianer. We all have Kélen Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal) to thank for this
success. Without him we would be
lost sheep in a valley full of lions.
Article 3.) Written by the Séegin 34,528-8MG 'Torst'
United Revolutionary Assembly of National Governance's Referendum of the Workers Hall of Governance in the Year of 2051
The Sàba have met with the Fila and have decided to vote on the construction of the Workers Hall of Governance. This is the
first of such a referendum, in regards to the bulding that has been in construction for
only 1,195 days of the Revolution. The building is currently the tallest in
the world, though in the days of the Soviet Union, it is believed the Kremlin was taller. The ending result of the referendum has alloted an aditional 2,349 days to the construction, all while removing several parties of the Séegin from working on it. These groups were promptly
sent home, to areas in 4MR, 3CV and 4TN where they await
more rations.
The Kélen Toumani Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal) has additionally sent note to the Fila, who sent more note to the Sàba in regards to the workers in our Communes. He
frowns upon us for not working nearly hard enough. We have been
outproduced by every other Commune group. The workers in MG Communes clearly do not work hard enough. We must increase our output by 20% or
appropriate rehibiliation will be forced upon us. This is the same treatment treasonous imperialists recieve. It will do us good to work harder, and will make Kélen Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal) a very pleased
and fair ruler.
Article 4.) Written by the Séegin 34,528-8MG 'Torst'
Lenin and Stalin Rememberence Day
It was only
57 years ago this day, that Comrades Stalin and Lenin landed upon our dusty shores, with their Soviet friends, and declared us free. Many of the older generations in the north
remember it well. Soon after their landing, they fought off several assaults from the
Englander and French Empires, especially the battle of Bamako, which saw our
glorious capital in ruins. Thanks to the forces led by Comrades Stalin and Lenin however, the
Europeans were defeated. A young general by the name of Kélen Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal) directed our People's Army to a
resounding victory. Yes, that's right Comrades. He was there, and you, you simply were not. Which is why today is now officially to be known as Lenin and Stalin and Kélen Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal) rememberence day, especially in view of our recent
liberations.
Article 5.) Written by the Dúuru 19,322-1MG Infantry 'Pires'
Our Armies Have Been Successful in Australia
Japan, in ownership of
Asia, along with Germany, in ownership of
Europe have requested our assistance in destroying the last bastion of imperialist rule, in Australia. The land is owned by the men of the
Australian-Hungarian Empire and have oppressed their native
Sealanders who could only hope to carry on the revolution we have started. Our armies landed on the coast of the island, outside of the
Australian-Hungarian Empire capital of
Vi-ena. After eating their final supply of
their own children the
savages promptly surrendered. They were shown
no mercy, as they chose to be enemies of the Revolution, and of Kélen Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal). They were slaughtered like the
red meat animals they are. Before our
annihilation of their forces, they launched attacks against our MR and American Communes, killing thousands. To aid the
survivors of the viscious attacks, we request you cut your rations, and work for a surplus in
military and infrastructural engineering. Your fellow comrades
require your assistance direly. If you
love Kélen Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal), you can do this.
Article 6.) Written by the Kélen 1-1BMK Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal)
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ALERT
We have been informed that our nations enemies have infiltrated your sector. Please be advised to watch for any strange behaviour in friends, and especially family. Our agents have been sent to keep an eye on you, and thus, they are watching you. In order to prevent anyone from having the time to commit themselves to a
innapropriate group, we are hereby
extending the work day by 2 hours, and shortening the curfew by 1. That means you have
a half an hour to make it from your place of employ, to your place of rest before you draw the attention of the Africans Intellegence and Defensive Surveillence agent assigned to you.
If you hear any discontent, inform your local police immediatley. If you don't, or view it to 'not be important', or think you are simply 'over-reacting', your behaviour is to be immediatley classified as
innapropriate, and you must turn yourself in. You may be an enemy agent, and may be unconsciously hurting your friends and Union. If you truly don't believe this is true, then you have nothing to hide, and thus, your re-education will be short. If you refuse to turn yourself in, your agent will do so for you.
Please be aware, this is only for your own good. Chemical attacks in our North American Communes have made this a nescessary evil. If you feel frustrated Comrade, relieve your anger by working. And always remember that
Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal), does not want you to suffer. He only wants what is best for you. It is the enemies of the state that have done this.
May your days be long, and nights be short. Onward to revolution Comrades.
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Work is work as life is life.
HAIL TO THE KELEN TOUMANI GRAN HERO OF THE REVOLUTION (AND MAY HE LIVE ETERNAL)