INES III: Storm Tapestry

To: The Balt Confederacy
From: USACS


Unless Germany has a problem with it, welcome to LIARS.
 
From: Second Japanese Empire
To: USACS, Germany, Balt Confederacy, Our Fellow LIARS Members

Welcome!
 
To Quebec
From Canada


Never mind, we cancel our non-aggression pact with you, and declare war!!!!!!!!! (Hey, I'm a dictator, so I can do what I want)!!!!!!!!
 
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Treaty of the United Americas said:
In the event of an armed attack on one or several states that are signatories of the treaty by any state or group of states, each state that is a party to this treaty shall, in the exercise of the right to individual or collective self-defense, render the state or states so attacked immediate assistance, individually and in agreement with other states that are parties to this treaty, by all the means it may consider necessary, including the use of armed force. The states that are parties to this treaty shall immediately take council among themselves concerning the necessary joint measures to be adopted for the purpose of restoring and upholding international peace and security.

These measures shall be stopped as soon as the Security Council has taken the necessary measures for restoring and upholding international peace and security.
To Quebec
From Canada


Never mind, we cancel our non-aggression pact with you, and declare war!!!!!!!!! (Hey, I'm a dictator, so I can do what I want)!!!!!!!!

In keeping with the duties and expectations of the Treaty of the United Americas, the Caribbean Republic hereby declares war upon the Canadians.



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Vive le Quebec libre!​
 
Russia announces a proposed peace treaty

Treaty of Moscow
St. Petersburg and surronding areas will be returned to Russia
Balts will pay 2 AP for refusing to hand over the city.
 
To: The Now Backwards Russians
From: The Now Glorious USACS


On behalf of our new Baltic allies, we propose to you...

Treaty of Bamako

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-Your Nation Is Split Up
-Japan Gets Most of Your Pacific Coast
-Germany Gets Prussia And Some Other Land
-The Baltics Get The Baltic Provinces
-You Pay 2ASP To The Baltic Provinces For Being Difficult
-Russia Establishes A Friendly Soviet Government
-Russia Stops Oppressing It's Central Asian Minorities, And Alots Them A Lot Of Land For A New Socialist/Communist Brother State

signed Kélen Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal)




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Letters for Industrious and Ernest Séegin
BRINING YOU THE NEWS THE KELEN WANTS YOU TO KNOW
Freedomday, Day 24,498 of the Revolution, 2050-66.
To Be Distributed To 1MG, 3MG, 4MG, 9MG, 10MG

Article 1.) Written by the Séegin 211,553-1MG 'Andry'
The LULZ in the Congo

Kélen Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal) has oversaw a new referendum pass the United Revolutionary Assembly of National Governance. This new act, in accordance to the wishes of the Workers is called the LULZ referendum, which stands for 'Land Usages and Locality Zoning'. In essence, the referendum removes all of the happy workers in the area, to make room for other happy workers who may be put to better use in this new location. The previous very happy Workers have been sent to Communes in the south, and east.

This grand shift of people has already seen great effects. Our economy is the best it's ever been. The Wólonwula and the Wɔɔrɔ have been working incredibly hard. They've raised output by 30% in just this year alone. We have raised our output by 30% also. You are allowed to smile all day about this. Kélen Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal) has declared next Monday to be a national holiday in honor of our success. You know what this means. If you don't, turn yourself in to your local Union Leader. If you do, that's right you get to have a day of work earlier then before! Your factory will not open any later then two hours before it's normal time.. Have a great day of hard work. Remember, it's good for the state. We are the state. It is good for us. If you agree with this statement, you will get extra rations today, equivalent to the same amount of rations you donate back to the state today. This is a one time offer.

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A Congoalese Worker After Locality Zoning


Article 2.) Written by the Séegin 57,113-3MG 'Bob Dole'
International Conference Held In Bamako

It is no secret that our glorious Union is the envy of the world. Representatives from our trusted co-revolutionaries Japan and Germany, along with a lot of representatives from places in America such as Puerto Rico, Austria and Puerto Rico. They were awestruck by our accomplishments, namely our happiness. In fact, they were all so impressed with us, and our wonderful land, in comparison to their land, that the Puerto Ricans and Austrians and Puerto Ricans all went home and had [color]revolutions immediateley[/color] in their respective homelands. We have conducted our train down the right path, or so said an Austrianer. We all have Kélen Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal) to thank for this success. Without him we would be lost sheep in a valley full of lions.

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Austrian Representatives From North America



Article 3.) Written by the Séegin 34,528-8MG 'Torst'
United Revolutionary Assembly of National Governance's Referendum of the Workers Hall of Governance in the Year of 2051

The Sàba have met with the Fila and have decided to vote on the construction of the Workers Hall of Governance. This is the first of such a referendum, in regards to the bulding that has been in construction for only 1,195 days of the Revolution. The building is currently the tallest in the world, though in the days of the Soviet Union, it is believed the Kremlin was taller. The ending result of the referendum has alloted an aditional 2,349 days to the construction, all while removing several parties of the Séegin from working on it. These groups were promptly sent home, to areas in 4MR, 3CV and 4TN where they await more rations.

The Kélen Toumani Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal) has additionally sent note to the Fila, who sent more note to the Sàba in regards to the workers in our Communes. He frowns upon us for not working nearly hard enough. We have been outproduced by every other Commune group. The workers in MG Communes clearly do not work hard enough. We must increase our output by 20% or appropriate rehibiliation will be forced upon us. This is the same treatment treasonous imperialists recieve. It will do us good to work harder, and will make Kélen Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal) a very pleasedand fair ruler.
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Workers Hall of Governance after completion


Article 4.) Written by the Séegin 34,528-8MG 'Torst'
Lenin and Stalin Rememberence Day

It was only 57 years ago this day, that Comrades Stalin and Lenin landed upon our dusty shores, with their Soviet friends, and declared us free. Many of the older generations in the north remember it well. Soon after their landing, they fought off several assaults from the Englander and French Empires, especially the battle of Bamako, which saw our glorious capital in ruins. Thanks to the forces led by Comrades Stalin and Lenin however, the Europeans were defeated. A young general by the name of Kélen Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal) directed our People's Army to a resounding victory. Yes, that's right Comrades. He was there, and you, you simply were not. Which is why today is now officially to be known as Lenin and Stalin and Kélen Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal) rememberence day, especially in view of our recent liberations.

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Comrades Stalin and Lenin in Bamako


Article 5.) Written by the Dúuru 19,322-1MG Infantry 'Pires'
Our Armies Have Been Successful in Australia

Japan, in ownership of Asia, along with Germany, in ownership of Europe have requested our assistance in destroying the last bastion of imperialist rule, in Australia. The land is owned by the men of the Australian-Hungarian Empire and have oppressed their native Sealanders who could only hope to carry on the revolution we have started. Our armies landed on the coast of the island, outside of the Australian-Hungarian Empire capital of Vi-ena. After eating their final supply of their own children the savages promptly surrendered. They were shown no mercy, as they chose to be enemies of the Revolution, and of Kélen Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal). They were slaughtered like the red meat animals they are. Before our annihilation of their forces, they launched attacks against our MR and American Communes, killing thousands. To aid the survivors of the viscious attacks, we request you cut your rations, and work for a surplus in military and infrastructural engineering. Your fellow comrades require your assistance direly. If you love Kélen Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal), you can do this.

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Australian-Hungarian Soldiers In Action Before Their Surrender



Article 6.) Written by the Kélen 1-1BMK Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal)
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ALERT

We have been informed that our nations enemies have infiltrated your sector. Please be advised to watch for any strange behaviour in friends, and especially family. Our agents have been sent to keep an eye on you, and thus, they are watching you. In order to prevent anyone from having the time to commit themselves to a innapropriate group, we are hereby extending the work day by 2 hours, and shortening the curfew by 1. That means you have a half an hour to make it from your place of employ, to your place of rest before you draw the attention of the Africans Intellegence and Defensive Surveillence agent assigned to you.

If you hear any discontent, inform your local police immediatley. If you don't, or view it to 'not be important', or think you are simply 'over-reacting', your behaviour is to be immediatley classified as innapropriate, and you must turn yourself in. You may be an enemy agent, and may be unconsciously hurting your friends and Union. If you truly don't believe this is true, then you have nothing to hide, and thus, your re-education will be short. If you refuse to turn yourself in, your agent will do so for you. Please be aware, this is only for your own good. Chemical attacks in our North American Communes have made this a nescessary evil. If you feel frustrated Comrade, relieve your anger by working. And always remember that Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal), does not want you to suffer. He only wants what is best for you. It is the enemies of the state that have done this.

May your days be long, and nights be short. Onward to revolution Comrades.

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Kélen Toumani, Grand Hero of the Revolution (And May He Live Eternal)



THIS HAS BEEN A STATE APPROVED DOCUMENT. ANY COPIES OF THIS FOUND ANY OF THE COMMUNAL LANDS NOT 1MG, 3MG, 4MG, 9MG, 10MG IS CONSIDERED CONTRABAND, WHICH OF COURSE LEADS TO TREASON. TURN YOURSELF IN IMMEDIATELY AND FEEL THE BENEVOLENCE OF THE KELEN TOUMANI GRAN HERO OF THE REVOLUTION (AND MAY HE LIVE ETERNAL)

THIS HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE CENSORS PARTY

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HAPPY READING FELLOW COMRADE. IF THIS HAS BEEN READ ON NON-ALLOTED TIME, YOU ARE SUBJECT TO RATION REDUCTION.
Work is work as life is life.

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HAIL TO THE KELEN TOUMANI GRAN HERO OF THE REVOLUTION (AND MAY HE LIVE ETERNAL)
 
From: Second Japanese Empire of the Proletariat
To: USACS, Germany, Balts
CC: Russian Pigdog Capitalist Scum

We propose the following map, which we consider much more aesthetically pleasing.
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Oh by the way Russia, we're at war.
 
To; The Russian Federation
From: The Socialist Republic of Greater Germany

We would like to announce that a state of war hereby exists between the Russian Federation and Greater Germany. Good Day.
 
Is it too late to join as France for this update? They're listed as NPC.
 
I'm a bit more mature than I used to be- I am an adult now, after all (and I've had time to reflect on stupid mistakes of the past). I intend to be in this one for the long haul.
 
Is it too late to join as France for this update? They're listed as NPC.

You're in. If you're the NWAG I think you are, you weren't that bad. (Although I'll be amused if you change accounts in the middle of this NES.) Just remember four things:

1) Orders deadline on Friday, per sig.
2) France is in an alliance with the UK and Rome.
3) France expects help from the above two in her war with the Inca over the Guianas.
4) Good luck.
 
To Canada, Quebec
From Texas
CC: United Americas Alliance


In honor of our recent treaty, the Republic of Texas declares war on Canada and vows to support Quebec in their struggle.

To the Atlantic Kingdom
From the Texas Republic


We shall send our Ambassador to the coronation of your Queen in lieu of our President who is at the moment preparing Texan forces for war.

On the note of war, due to your acceptance into the Treaty of the United Americas, we assume we will be allowed to use a route of your choosing to march our soldiers north in support of Quebec?
 
Diplomacy:

From France
To United Kingdom, Roman Republic

We thank you for your aid, and apologise for our harsh tone. We all have a right to equal say in the running of the war, but we will be sending you our proposed battle plan soon.

From France
To Incan Republic

Back off now, and we shall advocate with our allies for mercy.

Stories:

A Change in Administrations
OOC: I'm deilberately being vague here as I admittedly haven't got a 'concept' of how I want to run France to my satisfaction here. The main purpose of the story is to justify any changes in how France is run between the old reigme and the new. It's a bit brief, so I'll add a follow-up later.

"Conde, you fool! You seriously didn't see this coming?"
"My liege, nobody saw this coming. We had no way of-"
"Then perhaps you should have had better intelligence! Do you have a way of taking back the colonies?"
"We believe this will be long and diffic-"
"Well, I do. My faction's influence is on the rise, Conde. You'd better listen to me or else..."
 
To:France
From: Inca Republic


We will never negotiate with you, European scum. Leave the Western Hemisphere or be evicted by force.
 
The inauguration of Jacques Sangle happened in December. Beginning his second term, Jacques had hoped for another five years of peace and prosperity. For a while, all seemed well, but then the Canadians reneged on their treaties. The people of Quebec were outraged at this new threat, but then realized they should have seen this coming. Canada would never just let some of its territory go. Jacques primed the Parliament on what needed to be done, and then hoped that they could actually follow through with what was needed. Immediately afterwards, Prime Minister Jacques Sangle took to the television.

"My fellow Quebecois... Today is a terrible day for all of North America, but most of all Quebec. The Canadians have declared war upon us for no discernible reason. I believe they may wish to re-annex us. However, we will not stand idly by and let that happen. No! We will fight! We are not alone! The majority of North America supports us in our crushing of Canada! But, even so, Quebec needs your help, you strong, young men. There are many ways you can assist the war effort. Work harder in the factories to produce our tanks and aircraft. Buy as much as you can, the taxes collected will go straight into the war effort. And most of all, enlist in the military. Each human being that we gain directly leads to the quicker fall of Canada. So, come together, be strong, be patriotic, and remember... There is no Canada like French Canada, we are the best Canada in the land. Thank you and God bless."


To Other Members of the Treaty of United Americas
From Quebec:

Much thanks for your help, hopefully we will quickly crush these Canadian aggressors, and return to our peaceful pursuits.

To Atlantic Kingdom
From Quebec:

Prime Minister Jacques Sangle wishes to express his deepest apologies for having to miss the coronation of your queen. An ambassador will be sent, but the Prime Minister must concentrate on this war against Canada. And again, thank you for your help with this fight.
 
I'd appreciate consideration as the CWOH Commonwealth, if it's still available. I'll be reading the thread and preparing characters and information for future involvement.

Edit: Also, to any of my potential future neighbors, I check my PMs regularly. I look forward to open communications with all of you.
 
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