The Adventures of Northern Scouting Warrior Dude!
Turn 1:
He moves!
... That's about it. No pictures, because it's boring.
Turn 2:
Warrior: Wooooah! Duuuude! It's, like, a doggy! Hey doggy!
Turn 3:
Warrior: Wait, what? Where's the doggy- Oh, it attacked Shaka's dude. Gnarly.
Worker: Oh man, this is a big hill. Why do I gotta climb these things anyways? It's like, big. Woooooah, the view from here is awesome, dude! Huh? Road? Oh, righteous! I'll build a road, then everyone can see this view! Oh, and I guess they can go to the cows, too. But the view! It's, like, spiritual, ya know?
Turn 4:
Our totally groovy scientists showed us how to, like, mine! Now we can totally get work done faster. After all, more hammers means more weed. Awesome.
So, like, then I told them to show us how to find those funny shiny brown rocks and get them. I totally saw them the other day, but I can't remember where they are. Dude, I was soooooo high that day. It was psychedelic!
Worker: This road is gonna be so awesome! I'll make it in the shape of, like, a flower! Flower Power Road! Groovy!
Warrior: Dude, this forest is so cool! It's, like, natural, ya know? Huh? What's that? Dude! It's, like, sugar! Awesome! We can totally make, like, weed-flavoured candy!
Settler: Yeah, yeah! I'm goin' already! Sheesh, give a dude a break, man.
Turn 5:
Warrior: *goes to check out the sugar* Oh sweet! A kitty! Hey kitty, you want a hit?
Turn 6:
Panther: RAWR *attacks*
Warrior: Woah! *hits panther* ... I guess you did want a hit. ....Righteous! Hey, dude, I feel, like, stronger or something. Yeah, it's like, supernatural. Woah.
Settler: Okay, I think this is, like, the place. *settles*
I called the new city "The Matrix" because I'm narcissistic like that.
Started its production with a workboat.
Warrior: Woah, dude, it's, like, more sugar. And bananas! Sweeeeet. .... Dude! Another awesome pun! High five! *high fives the air because he is hallucinating*
Turn 7:
Finished warrior. Started another warrior to let Amsterdam grow.
Warrior 2: Oh, dude, I'm gonna go find stuff, dig?
Worker: No problemo, man, I'll just hook up these righteous cows.
Warrior 1: Oh, hey, dude, more sugar.
Turn 8:
Warrior 1: Awesome! Elephants! They, like, remember everything. Heeeeeeeeh. I don't remember what I found last turn! *tokes*
Turn 9:
Warrior 1: JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!
Warrior 1: Oh, wait. It's, like weak. Well, I'm in like, the forest. Why not, like, prepare and stuff?
(Promoted him to Woodsman I)
Warrior 2:
Movin' along, movin' along..
Turn 10:
Amsterdam grew to size 3.
Warrior 1: Not much cool stuff anymore, man. Bummer.
Warrior finished in Amsterdam, set it to Worker (no hammers in it yet)
I left the fresh warrior for the next player to do with what they wish.
Worker: Oh man, gotta get that grow-op connected!
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