2037
Revolting Remastered
From République de la Louisiane [Omega124]
Somewhere in Neutral Texas....
"No hablo Espanol". The voice, from a male, cackled like lightning. "That was not Spanish, monsiuer, but the wonderful language of French", responded another in a faux-cherry attitude. The two voices belonged to a Texan redneck farmer and a soldier in the Grandé Armée de Louisiane. "I don't give a what that was, get!", the farmer yelled. "Sir, you need to know the benefits of becoming a citizen of Louisaine-"
The man said, "Oh great, Cajuns. Go back to your d*** swamps, you frog eating pricks". "Anarchy is rampart after the fall of Corporate America. Bandits are everywhere, and the New Mexicans aren't exactly the most friendly people around, especially compared to us", countered the soldier. "That's why I brought my 12 Gauge.", said the man, "I'm reckoning I'm going to need it soon". The soldier sighed while facepalming, then stated, "Sir, I have a FAMAS on me. Don't tempt me. Anyways, Louisiane is founded by the principles Thomas Jefferson wrote in the Declaration of Independence, and you'll find that except for our tongue, we are quite similar to pre-Coporate America."
"This is an English speaking country; I have no time learning a language that is only spoken by swamp dwellers", countered the man. "Well, if you actually opened a textbook", said the soldier, "you'll learn that Acadia was settled before Jamestown, and the Great Upheaval to Louisiane before 1776. In honesty, this should be a French-speaking nation. You know what? Screw this, I'm not going to change your opinion". "Wait, I'll take a f***ing brouchure, Jesus", said the man before he ripped it right out of the soldier's hands.
"...Sacrebleu, ils sont ne intelligent pas", said the soldier, before walking out
From The Dakota Union [Verarde]
The Annals of the Dakota Union, 2036
The Recordings of John Gossamer
The Dakota Union continues to thrive. We have officially established our capital in Pierre, and President Hennessy will be making a commemoration speech tomorrow to celebrate this fact. Later that day, he will be cutting the ribbon for the new factory that has been finished in Pierre. This factory should provide an excellent way for us to turn our raw materials into usable items of value.
Meanwhile, expansion has continued. The President, for now, has focused on aiming west. He jokingly said to me the other day, "Go West, young man!" As a historian, I greatly appreciate our president's knowledge of American lore. Our settlers set up base camp in what used to be Medicine Rocks State Park. Here is a picture from the database.
Medicine Rocks State Park
Other settlers also made their way into ex-northeastern Wyoming. We have encouraging reports as to their progress.
For only being in his first year, President Hennessy certainly knows what must be done. He has called for troops to be mobilized in event of war, and has even established a small navy to patrol our lakes.
He is also attempting to open up trade agreements with Canada, as well as any other new neighbors.
People are fearful of the Pro-Canadian Rebels. I have word the President may do something about them soon.
The Recorder of the Dakota Union,
John Gossamer
From the SSRM [Mosher]
Sergeant Smith dropped a slab of recruitment papers into the wastebin. So many recruits, willing to fight to reunite the Glorious States! Unfortunately, the current economic state of the SSRM couldn't sustain such a large amount of troops; only half of the vast amount of try-outs were accepted... It was estimated that, soon, within a year or two, the full might of the SSRM's patriotic population might be released. Every single one of the prospective recruits, that met the physical requirements, was promised that they, too, would be joining the military, to fight to reunite their homeland. The newly-christened Dixie Crushers, the majority of the Maine Army, had already invaded the coastline of the Carolinas, bringing it into the fold and giving the SSRM a foothold in the South. Sgt. Smith thought that the SSRM had a bright, bright future...
Just so you all know, a few revisions to the rules regarding army building will be in the OP soon, and edited in this post for your convenience. I also forgot to add a new flaw to Canada, so expect that in here soon. It's already in the listed flaws.
Economy and Military sheets to be made later today or tomorrow.
République de la Louisiane: A free claim and a free Factory.
The Dakota Union: Two free Factories, a free barracks, and 3 armies with the boost provided by it.
SSRM: A free Officer's academy and 3 armies with the boost provided by it.