Mosher
Mushroom dad
Of course! We will trade timber in exchange for Kentucky Fried Watermelon to Appalachia. Let it be done!
IOT: Second American Revolution
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Omega124
Challenging Fate
You've enlightened me! Buildings cost 3/4s for you.(Still a pretty powerful bonus that can be put back)
Fine, be that way.
Story time!
Somewhere in Neutral Texas....
"No hablo Espanol". The voice, from a male, cackled like lightning. "That was not Spanish, monsiuer, but the wonderful language of French", responded another in a faux-cherry attitude. The two voices belonged to a Texan redneck farmer and a soldier in the Grandé Armée de Louisiane. "I don't give a what that was, get!", the farmer yelled. "Sir, you need to know the benefits of becoming a citizen of Louisaine-"
The man said, "Oh great, Cajuns. Go back to your d*** swamps, you frog eating pricks". "Anarchy is rampart after the fall of Corporate America. Bandits are everywhere, and the New Mexicans aren't exactly the most friendly people around, especially compared to us", countered the soldier. "That's why I brought my 12 Gauge.", said the man, "I'm reckoning I'm going to need it soon". The soldier sighed while facepalming, then stated, "Sir, I have a FAMAS on me. Don't tempt me. Anyways, Louisiane is founded by the principles Thomas Jefferson wrote in the Declaration of Independence, and you'll find that except for our tongue, we are quite similar to pre-Coporate America."
"This is an English speaking country; I have no time learning a language that is only spoken by swamp dwellers", countered the man. "Well, if you actually opened a textbook", said the soldier, "you'll learn that Acadia was settled before Jamestown, and the Great Upheaval to Louisiane before 1776. In honesty, this should be a French-speaking nation. You know what? Screw this, I'm not going to change your opinion". "Wait, I'll take a f***ing brouchure, Jesus", said the man before he ripped it right out of the soldier's hands.
"...Sacrebleu, ils sont ne intelligent pas", said the soldier, before walking out
Spoiler Anachronisms :
To: New York
From: République de la Louisiane
Sure
Verarde
Pondering Wearing A Hat
The Annals of the Dakota Union, 2036
The Recordings of John Gossamer
The Dakota Union continues to thrive. We have officially established our capital in Pierre, and President Hennessy will be making a commemoration speech tomorrow to celebrate this fact. Later that day, he will be cutting the ribbon for the new factory that has been finished in Pierre. This factory should provide an excellent way for us to turn our raw materials into usable items of value.
Meanwhile, expansion has continued. The President, for now, has focused on aiming west. He jokingly said to me the other day, "Go West, young man!" As a historian, I greatly appreciate our president's knowledge of American lore. Our settlers set up base camp in what used to be Medicine Rocks State Park. Here is a picture from the database.
Medicine Rocks State Park
Other settlers also made their way into ex-northeastern Wyoming. We have encouraging reports as to their progress.
For only being in his first year, President Hennessy certainly knows what must be done. He has called for troops to be mobilized in event of war, and has even established a small navy to patrol our lakes.
He is also attempting to open up trade agreements with Canada, as well as any other new neighbors.
People are fearful of the Pro-Canadian Rebels. I have word the President may do something about them soon.
The Recorder of the Dakota Union,
John Gossamer
The Recordings of John Gossamer
The Dakota Union continues to thrive. We have officially established our capital in Pierre, and President Hennessy will be making a commemoration speech tomorrow to celebrate this fact. Later that day, he will be cutting the ribbon for the new factory that has been finished in Pierre. This factory should provide an excellent way for us to turn our raw materials into usable items of value.
Meanwhile, expansion has continued. The President, for now, has focused on aiming west. He jokingly said to me the other day, "Go West, young man!" As a historian, I greatly appreciate our president's knowledge of American lore. Our settlers set up base camp in what used to be Medicine Rocks State Park. Here is a picture from the database.
Medicine Rocks State Park
Other settlers also made their way into ex-northeastern Wyoming. We have encouraging reports as to their progress.
For only being in his first year, President Hennessy certainly knows what must be done. He has called for troops to be mobilized in event of war, and has even established a small navy to patrol our lakes.
He is also attempting to open up trade agreements with Canada, as well as any other new neighbors.
People are fearful of the Pro-Canadian Rebels. I have word the President may do something about them soon.
The Recorder of the Dakota Union,
John Gossamer
Mosher
Mushroom dad
Sergeant Smith dropped a slab of recruitment papers into the wastebin. So many recruits, willing to fight to reunite the Glorious States! Unfortunately, the current economic state of the SSRM couldn't sustain such a large amount of troops; only half of the vast amount of try-outs were accepted... It was estimated that, soon, within a year or two, the full might of the SSRM's patriotic population might be released. Every single one of the prospective recruits, that met the physical requirements, was promised that they, too, would be joining the military, to fight to reunite their homeland. The newly-christened Dixie Crushers, the majority of the Maine Army, had already invaded the coastline of the Carolinas, bringing it into the fold and giving the SSRM a foothold in the South. Sgt. Smith thought that the SSRM had a bright, bright future...
Mosher
Mushroom dad
I'm not known for my imagination!
christos200
Never tell me the odds
Canada offers trade to the small and pathetic american states.
Verarde
Pondering Wearing A Hat
To Canada:
Love you too. We accept.
Love you too. We accept.
christos200
Never tell me the odds
You have done well. I hope more pathetic and small american states will trade with me.
Omega124
Challenging Fate
christos200
Never tell me the odds
Canada is better than america. Long live canda!!
Mosher
Mushroom dad
SSRM formerly wished to trade with Canada... now that it seems to be high on the scent of its own urine, we withdraw our trade offer to Canada, and instead extend it to Aztlan - fish for fruit.
And what about the Soviet Army?
Verarde
Pondering Wearing A Hat
christos200
Never tell me the odds
Canada would like to trade with the soviet army.
spaceman98
Plotting something
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Will trade with Canada.
Kinich-Ahau
#JustGoomyThings
The Free Corporatocracy of New York is willing to trade with Canada. We will ship you LI Apples & Nectarines in exchange for Canadian Maple Syrup
-CFO, Government Board of Directors
-CFO, Government Board of Directors
