IOTXII - The Happening

[Bair_the_Normal]

"yey i has clames with moar itly" -Rand Paul

 

[Robert Can't]

The Hippy yurt dwelling communists of Quebec have linked up with some other naturist communities along the great lakes and east coast of America as well as the hippy-communist stronghold of Flint in Michigan.

 

[KaiserElectric]

The Order has made their claims.

 

[AlexRomaniaGrig]

Poor peo-ple who chose territory in England........... I think some will have to chop France while others will have to go "VIKINGS FTW" and claim some Norway. Unless, of course, they choose to claim Australia. That would be awesome.

Still, Now that Romania is complete, I doubt anyone will mind if Batmanistan will start effing up the Balkans, right?

 

[W|M]

New DVNO claims:

Spoiler :

 

[AlexRomaniaGrig]

I like how this is going

 

[KaiserElectric]

This is going?

 

[NedimNapoleon]

The happening never stops.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Happening will commence in mere moments. This video contains the great artist BIGGIE and 2PAC in Montenegro meeting before the happening, they discuss the true meaning of the defense of kebab.

Link to video.

 

[SamSniped]

EMPIRE OF TAESTRIA​

Claims: South Africa
Government: Technocratic Republic (I will go into detail soon)
Color: Crimson Red.
Flag: http://i.imgur.com/Y8VHSrv.jpg (Thanks, HJ!)
Expansionism policy: Slightly Imperialsitic
Internal Policy: Shaping* is key to survival, but must be controlled.

*Shaping- genetic engineering at its finest. I'll go into detail later.

Work in progress.

Done with the basic stuff you need. i'll PM you about Shaping and the government stuff before I include it.

 

[Terran Empress]

Updated my claims with history of, Rapture, Columbia, and the Alliance

Link

 

[Gruekiller]

This Happening isn't happening fast enough.

The Most Serene Republic of Ceylon

Other Names: Ceylon, Sri Lanka, the Republic

Government Type: Thalassocratic Merchant Republic

Religion: Hinduism

Capital: Kandy

Ideology: Capitalist and pacifistic.

Goal: To expand Ceylonese economic power and colonization around the Indian Ocean rim, and to maintain close trading ties with the other states of the Indian Ocean.

Map:

Spoiler :

 

[NedimNapoleon]

I agree, update 1 will be up in a matter of hours.

 

[SamSniped]

WHY ISNT IT HAPPENING
caps

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Tani's game must need more Cossacks.

 

[AlexRomaniaGrig]

and christos is overkilled in my game.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

UPDATE 1 - THE MUSLAMIC INFIDELS

It was the Muslims, they were the catalyst. Nobody saw them as a threat, just as cheap labor. The Hippies and Socialists, cultural Marxists let the flood gates open on Europe. A massive barbaric horde invaded europe bringing the dark ages with it. Soon, Europe was full of Femenems yelling CIS MALE CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE and muslamics. I warned them. They didn't listen. Soon they implemented Sharon law, the IRaqi law. Its happening. They mated with our females, killing off the master race. Europe apart from Scotland and Ireland is now filled with towelheads. They are intolerant. They are of Turk. Darkness, a blind world in Europe. It was the Jews. They allowed this. Everybody obeyed them. People were good Goyim. Nobody listened to me. I warned you. You didn't listen. Now perish. You will try to find me. To make the weapon of mass destruction released in WW3 by the muslamics and jews. I warned you about it. You still want it. When you find me, I am become death, the destroyer of worlds. I warn you The last bastion of freedom is in CAnada. Harperistan, preserving true christian rights....America envys you. Now it is full of the weak socialists and the foreign Mexicans. May a bald eagle cry a tear for you. May a bald eagle use its wisdom to guide you...........

Yours Sincerely:
Dr. Ron Paul


PS.

NIETZSCHE UBERMENSCH 14/88 OVEN BLAZE IT 420 SIEG HEIL MAY THE REICH LIVE. LISTEN TO NIETZSCHE HIS EPIC MUSTACHE SHINES WITH THE RADIANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS!

Link to video.

Stats

Map:

Spoiler :

Those who didn't post 10 claims, I randomly added.

 

[Gruekiller]

EDIT: Also, how exactly does expansion every turn work again? I can't quite wrap my head around the description of the process in the original post.

 

[Ailedhoo]

So it begins?

There will be war...

 

[Terran Empress]

OOC: just for you info if you plan on PMing me for anything to due with IOTXII I suggest to address it to either Columbia or Rapture, otherwise both nations will get it, this will affect my RP and actions in game just FYI.