Ironic last words...

[amadeus]

I've always liked finding out what people's last words were, and some of them are strangely ironic... President Kennedy, for example.

Mrs. John Connely: You can't say Dallas doesn't love you, Mr. President.

President Kennedy: That is very obvious.

 

[De Lorimier]

These are from "the best of uncle John's bathrrom reader"...a classy book

"God bless...God damn..."
-James Thurber, writer

"You sons of *****es. Give my love to my mother."
- "Two Gun" Crowley, sitting on the electric chair

"Go away...I'm allright."
- H.G. Wells, writer

"And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first--an attemted suicide"
- Chris Hubbock, newscaster who shot herself during broadcast

"Why yes--a bullet-proof vest."
- James Rodgers, murderer, before the firing squad, when asked if he had a final request

"I've never felt better."
- Douglas Fairbanks, Sr.

"Go on, get out! Last word are for fool who haven't said enough!"
- Karl Marx

 

[magic-monkey]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
The last words of, er, a General Sedgewick or something?
That's fairly difficult to top.

 

[Baleog]

Maybe not quite ironic to be here, but Oscar Wilde;

"Either this wallpaper goes or I do"

(As far as I remember)

 

[napoleon526]

Originally posted by magic-monkey
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
The last words of, er, a General Sedgewick or something?
That's fairly difficult to top.

Yup, these words wer uttered by Gen. John Sedgwick of the Union army at the battle of Spotslyvania. His aides were warning him that he was in range of Confederate sharpshooters, but he dismissed them with the aforementioned comment.

 

[rjgo]

the future:
"F*** you america"
-osama bin laden.

hazach yisrael

rjgo